make a creepy pasta

[djtoMm 5]

I want you to make a creepypasta in this thread. I want you to come up with one and not from the internet. I was thinking of taking a good creepypasta story from this thread and spreading its origins  of it to everypony at my school so it might go viral. 

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

so ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rings. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

so ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rings. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Not bad, but it was interesting.

I want you to make a creepypasta in this thread. I want you to come up with one and not from the internet. I was thinking of taking a good creepypasta story from this thread and spreading its origins  of it to everypony at my school so it might go viral. 

I prefer paranoia versions; but this one i rather enjoyed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G7wUPSCyWg But as for asking people to write one, you can't really make a good one per say; but i enjoy a lot of them.

Edited April 26, 2015 by Candy Star

[FullMetalDash 194]

Monday.

 

 

What award do i win?

[Littlecandylulu903 415]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/5e/08/de5e0825666e5286ca92de33398ef836.jpg

 

(Technically I did'nae make this...)

[Mars Orbit 729]

Ok skills of mars.

Once there was a guy who was bleedingz. He waz bleedz fromz evewere. He bludz so mch he filed da erf wit hiz bludz. Da sientitz snd hm ta spase 2 bludz in spaze. da rezen u no rmembr diz iz becuz it wuz u and u ded.

AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT.

[Ruby Tuesday 52]

What is this I don't even... o_O

[SunflowerPrincess 345]

I once had begun working on a creepypasta (well, it was about pokemon, so it was a pokepasta), but then I never started to write it. It was about this guy buying a second-hand copy of Pokemon Diamond but it hadn't been resetted, the last saving had the protagonist with an only Pokemon (Empoleon, a water type, at level 100) in front of Gardenia's gym (a grass type gym). At first, everything was normal, but when he arrived in front of her, the gym leader told him it was stupid to bring only a water pokemon against grass types (water is weak to grass). I don't really remember what I wanted to happen, but I remember that each time he returned to the gym, he had clones of the first Empoleon. The creepypasta had to finish with the game 'breaking' both itself and the console.

[Justin_Case001 4,903]

So I made this fettucine alfredo one time, and the noodles had this creepy, crunchy sort of texture, and the tomatoes had started to turn and made it look all bloody, and the onions were undercooked and tasted horrible.  That was some creepy pasta, let me tell you.

Edited April 26, 2015 by Justin_Case001

[Empty Room 512]

One day, I was browsing Etsy and found a copy of Super Mario Kart for the SNES. It arrived in my mail, but it was BLOOD. As I put it in the console, everything was BLOOD. Instead of the title screen, a piece of text said, "This is your BLOOD, BLOOD." All of a sudden, HYPER REALISTIC.

 

I never figured out who was phone.

[mlp_trixie69 108]

trust me. the way how my mind is right now. you guys don't wanna hear my version of creepy pasta.

[Shadowking58 1,137]

Hyper realistic red eyes you're next were coming for you and we will cut your eyes out

 

there done. *sarcasm*

Edited April 26, 2015 by Shadowking58

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Italy was listening to "Creepy Spooky Skeletons"

 

 

(If you watch hetalia you will get that joke)

[Skeleton Kin 385]

I was always a fan of the sonic the hegehog series, that was until I found the most horrifying thing on this earth. It was just a simple tuesday morning, the birds are singing, the wind was soft, and my new game had arivved (which was on Ebay for 1 dollar). When I opened the box it had no sticker but only the words "SONIC THE HELLHOG" i thought this was strange but I passed it off as a childs writing. When I put into the nintendo 64 the start up screen was that was gore and blood, I thought this was odd, but I passed it off as a glitch. When I go into the first level I was playing as tails, there was blood and gore everywhere, because I am a pansy I cried over the pixels, I could then here a pixilated laugh. The game shut off and I heard the same laugh behind me, when I looked, it was a plushy of tails, without a head.

 

THE END!.

[King Calcus 5]

I don't like shearing prizes with Slendy. And creepy dog that smiles won't stop following me! It 's just award.

[djtoMm 5]

Monday.

 

 

What award do i win?

 

a high five and a cookie hahaha

[OkBuddy 586]

Once upon a time, a skeleton popped out of my ass. The end.

[----------------------- 171]

My mind was throbbing after witnessing such a freak of nature. I had no idea what it was, but something about it made me lose it. The trees rushed past me as I ran, but I knew soon enough my legs will grow tired and give up. It'll be a problem, but this is a forest. I've read in various books that there'll always be a solution. The possibilities in this place are endless.

 

Eventually my bones gradually slowed down and topped it off with a fall down a steep hill. I winced as I fell down and kept rolling against the bumpy ground until the base of a tree ended it all for me. This was a bulging cliché in most adventure books, so I did what was best: climb up the tree.

 

Despite my legs being utterly useless, I knew that I'd be able to escape in time. Wounded people always gain the upper-hand in these situations. I nodded in determination and hooked an arm at a low branch, helping myself up. However, my weight was too much for the puny thing and I collapsed. I groaned and turned over, seeing a shadow creeping up behind me at the top of the hill. It was that thing again... I stared at its horrifying display; the cracked bowl for a body and oozing pasta lingering at the edges. The sauce inside didn't look anything like it... the "special" ingredient was blood.

 

I gasped and squirmed around to find a loophole for this situation, but the creepy pasta just trudged its way towards me. I could only glance every now and then, realizing how close it was getting. Eventually, time was up, and the dastardly thing was right beside my head. I shifted my eyes at its grotesque exterior. My lips trembled and I shut my eyes. Tears brimmed at the edges. I didn't want to die...

 

The creepy pasta showed no mercy. Its contents striked at my neck and wriggled around until it received a firm grip. I coughed and gagged at this attack, trying to grab it in return. It was too late... my mind was blacking out and my systems got just as tired as my body. I panicked and eventually saw the colors in my vision fade from the dark image of the creepy pasta killing me to a bright white.

 

It was all over.

Edited July 20, 2015 by zigragirl

[Shift 4,272]

@@NotoriousSMALL,

Stop stealing all of my good jokes!

 

So like, a few days ago I was at this, like, super weirdo garage sale? Anyway, I wanted to... like... buy a totally cool game, since, I, like, beat my other ones and now they were really boring! Anyway, I, like, saw this weirdo game. The totally cool old man was telling me how I should, like, be careful while playing, because he didn't, like, want something to happen to me. Also, his son, is like, dead. And this used to be, like, his total favorite game! He did say, it was, like, free, but I paid anyway. The old man can go buy himself a better haircut, oh mi god, it was soooo ugly. Sooo.... I drove home in my super expensive Ferrari LaFerrari (2015!!!!!!!).

 

So... now I put the disc into the, like, console, I think? Jeez! I'm not a video game master, oh my god, why should I know the name of all of the, like, things? Sooo... the game started up and I started to like, play! Um... it was sooo much fun! Buttt... then it started getting, like, super weird. I mean, there was one other savey thingy, and the name was, like, something with a B. But it was a really ugly name!!!!! No child of mine is going to have a super ugly name like that!!!!!!! I can't even say such a totally ugly name out loud!!!!!!! So like, sometimes the enn-pee-sees (That's what they're, like, called, right? Ohmigawd, i'm sooo smart!) would call me that super ugly name instead of my name Cassandra!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!! So I deleted the file so they would stop calling me that super ugly name!!!!!!!!!

 

So anyway, I got to the super ugly villain that I was going to, like, totally pound into the ground!!!! But I had to go to his super spooky lair or something. So... I ended up in the main town, and it was all white!!!! Um... what???? I needed to, like, find the culprit! So... I tried to do some stuff and NOTHING would happen, but after I did this one thing a statue started following me!!!!! So.. after some super spooky stuff I was back at the title screen! AND SOMEONE CHANGED MY FILE NAME! OHMIGAWD! SO EVIL! AND UGLY NAME'S FILE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!! So I decided, like, enough was enough~ Into the trash the game goes! Yayyyyy!

 

I think the game was called, like, something totally weird. Like... Majora's Mask, or something weirdo like that! Never playing that stupid ugly game ever again!  When I totes threw it into the trash can I thought I heard a weirdo voice yell 'No! I, Ben, (AHHH!!! THE UGLY NAME!!!) will have my revenge against you!' or something even spookier! Buttt... it's all over now, so i'm just going to, like, go to cleverbot.com and like, let out some steam, make myself feel less totally stressed!

 

(a/n: i put too much effort into this)

Edited July 20, 2015 by Shift

[Smarts 1,623]

Once upon a time, I decided to boot up my computer. All was looking well, no problems. But then, what popped up on my screen scarred me for life. Even to this day I still have nightmares about it. 

 

Windows 8

[10InTheTardis 509]

One day is me looking at garage sale. i see a computer and buy it. guy selling is old aand smells like a fish. i buy computer but there is no label on it (spooky). I go home and turn on computer.

 

 

 

I next day on copmuter. i then turn it on and see ebay. i go on ebay and see pokemon gmae for cheep moneys. i buy the game. i open up package and there is no card but instead a cd. i put cd in gameboy anyways (There is also no label bc spooky). i start it up but instead of seeing chardezard i see ghost man. i press astart and play game. i pick picachu for starter. i walk into tall grass but actually is lavender town. i see ghost again but this time with REALISICT LOOKIGN BLOOD. how is game boy make colour when is just gameboy? i keep playing but my head start to hert from lavender town song (japaneese one make kids die) . I see burred alive guy and start battle. he send out white ehand and kill my picachu. i try take to pokemon center but IS DEAD 0_o. then next burrleed live kills me. but then HAND REACH OUT OF GAMEBOY AND PULL ME IN. I AM NOW IN GMAE BOY. I AM SUDDENLY BURRED ALIVE AND SEE MY CHARACTER AND KILL THEM. I THEN REACH OUT OF SCREEN AND GRAB YOU. YOU WERE CHARACTER ALL TIME, I WAS BURRIED ALIVE WHOLE TIME AND CHARACTER WAS ME!

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

Literally maybe one serious response to OP, this thread truly brought out the best in man.

[VulpineTaco 525]

yesturday i was at teh forrest all alon and ten a skelleton pooped out

 

Where's my Nobel prize?

[Shift 4,272]

@@Ribbonfree,

 

I read all of the responses, I am fairly sure none of these are serious. But they're all hilarious.

 

Truly, this thread is the definition of be careful what you wish for.

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

@Shift

 

When I saw this I typed at mach 5 to make sure I made that post first, lol.