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  • What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

 

 

Snow balls!

 

 

 

  • Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.
  • Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

 

 

All the fans left.

 

 

 

  • What do you call an alligator in a vest?

 

 

An in-vest-igator.

 

 

  • What do you call bees that produce milk?

 

 

Boo-bees

 

 

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1) What do you call a group of unorganized cats???

 A cat-astrophe! :3

 

2)Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired!   :D

 

3) What did the duck say to the bartender???

Put it on my bill! "Hur hur hur..."

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§I Was Born Awesome, Not Perfect§

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Why didn't the tomato cross the road?

It couldn't ketchup.

 

How come Dry Bones from Super Mario Bros. can't play church music?

They don't have organs.

 

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ach.

Ach who?

Gesundheit!

 

What do Sonic the Hedgehog and Attila the Hun have in common?

Same middle name.

 

A struggling quarterback walks into a donut shop and asks for half a dozen donuts. The cashier says, "Pick six."

 

Where do stallions go to pick up dates?

A-mare-ica.


˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI

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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

"Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" the doctor asks.

The groundskeeper tells them that the other golfers are a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving the clubhouse from a fire and that they come and play for free whenever they want.

The group is silent for a moment.

The pastor says, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor says, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer says, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing?

 

 

Because she had no arms.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

 

She was hit by a bus


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Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nihmerani

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What is white and hides behind a tree?

 

A shy milk.

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Worst PG rated jokes

Q) What do you call a quadriplegic in a swimming pool?                       A) Bob

Q) What's black & white & red all over?                                                  A) Dead baby chewing on a razor blade 

 

My more usual level of humor.  Mr Smith is yelling at Mr Jones & concludes "....and I swear to God, someday I'll dance on your grave!"  Mr Jones replies "Hey, I'm going to be buried at sea.  LET THE DANCE BEGIN!"                              

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