James A Williams 199 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Anything that comes out of this character's mouth: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Kurtis 636 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 (edited) I wouldn't consider this terrible as it is cheesy. So... WATER you guys doing today? Edited January 18, 2015 by Generosity 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,174 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls! Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator. What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-bees 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrus 696 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 1) What do you call a group of unorganized cats??? A cat-astrophe! :3 2)Why did the bicycle fall over?? Because it was two tired! 3) What did the duck say to the bartender??? Put it on my bill! "Hur hur hur..." 1 §I Was Born Awesome, Not Perfect§ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi89 5,293 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Why didn't the tomato cross the road? It couldn't ketchup. How come Dry Bones from Super Mario Bros. can't play church music? They don't have organs. Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Gesundheit! What do Sonic the Hedgehog and Attila the Hun have in common? Same middle name. A struggling quarterback walks into a donut shop and asks for half a dozen donuts. The cashier says, "Pick six." Where do stallions go to pick up dates? A-mare-ica. ˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick. 3 Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherNight 35 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him.""Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" the doctor asks.The groundskeeper tells them that the other golfers are a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving the clubhouse from a fire and that they come and play for free whenever they want.The group is silent for a moment.The pastor says, "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight."The doctor says, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."The engineer says, "Why can't these guys play at night?" 1 Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewdlz 938 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 (edited) Psst. Come here. Wanna hear something dirty? Two pigs rolled in the mud. Edited January 18, 2015 by Dewdlz https://widekmusic.bandcamp.com/album/journey-to-the-stars ^Space-djent music for Luna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyra's Pants 154 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Here's a good thigh-slapper for you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Snyder 4,112 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 The Mysterious Mare Do Well This one has a little extra on it: I don't see that as a bad joke, but its fun to hear some things. 1 //// My persona and OC: Candy Star //// Ask me anything: Ask Candy Star //// My Music //// //// My DA: (OC requests available) //// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomSelect 36 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 Knock, knock. Who's the- BANG! I'm your friendly neighbourhood voice actor and singer! My Youtube Channel: Brian Random Latest Videos: Anthropology / Character Voice Reel 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[NULL] 906 January 18, 2015 Share January 18, 2015 (edited) #shotsfired #bitchypills Edited January 18, 2015 by SpaceOnion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hocus Pocus 636 January 20, 2015 Share January 20, 2015 Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus ~Hocus Pocus Ya weni mareh mirekyarahireJuri yu mirekerason Kire hyari yoriherahe nyuraheraNunnyura unera yurawera nihmerani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousPony 157 January 20, 2015 Share January 20, 2015 What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh. >.>' ... I swear, it sounds better when you say it out loud. 3 Me in a nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twi The Totodile 200 January 20, 2015 Share January 20, 2015 Hm... Depends on your definition of terrible. If you mean terrible as in jokes that are so bad they're good, then I've got one for that: Why couldn't the 17 year old see the pirate movie? It was rated arr! ... I'm sorry, I'll get out now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1111 1,284 January 20, 2015 Share January 20, 2015 How many days in a year are there? 365 trick question depends on how many time chuck norris feels like kicking the sun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pakicetus 312 January 20, 2015 Share January 20, 2015 Dead babies. Those jokes are just terrible. Almost as bad as the little tyke in my fridge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesme Rize 15,683 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 (edited) What is white and hides behind a tree? A shy milk. Edited January 21, 2015 by Hypnosparkle 1 My OC Mesme Rize: >https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/mesme-rize-r8777 Thank you Randimaxis for this Wonderful Avatar. Please, don't be afraid to talk to me. I am not as unapproachable, as you might think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradoxical 1,735 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 Have you heard the joke when Chuck norris ripped a bovine in half? Never mind it was tear-a-bull. OH and of course: No soap Radio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetolebob18 728 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 (edited) Worst PG rated jokes Q) What do you call a quadriplegic in a swimming pool? A) Bob Q) What's black & white & red all over? A) Dead baby chewing on a razor blade My more usual level of humor. Mr Smith is yelling at Mr Jones & concludes "....and I swear to God, someday I'll dance on your grave!" Mr Jones replies "Hey, I'm going to be buried at sea. LET THE DANCE BEGIN!" Edited January 21, 2015 by sweetolebob18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 (edited) What did Pi say to the square root of negative one? "Get real." And so the square root of negative one replied, "Be rational." Edited January 21, 2015 by Admiral Regulus 6 Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SasQ 1,376 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 (edited) Racist jokes are especially bad (but funny). Here's one: Q: Do you know the difference between batman and blackman? A: Batman can go to the store without robbin' Edited January 21, 2015 by SasQ My best posts list Recent post: Language Exchange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover Heart 978 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 Pun dog makes everything funnier. 2 You're the most basic of jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draxon 214 January 21, 2015 Share January 21, 2015 I was told one on Sunday by a customer when I was at work. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer. Thrackerzod is best pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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