Come up with a weird law!

Deleted3133333 · July 2, 2017

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section VIII

Law 8: Any and all alliterations are allowed as long as there are alicorn artworks attached.

Edited July 2, 2017 by ShadowDash13

Yumekai · July 2, 2017

It is illegal to type in this topic for -10 minutes

Deleted3133333 · July 2, 2017

10 minutes is over.

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section XVII

Law 27: Any and all attempts to lock a thread for an extended period of time without the consent of an obscure background pony with no fandom identity is prohibited.

Handsome Changeling · July 2, 2017

2 hours ago, Snow said:

Effective immediately all motorised transportation is being recalled and is required by law to be substituted by some type of tank!

I SECOND THIS LAW! I want me a damn Leopard 1 already!

Deleted3133333 · July 2, 2017

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section XI

Law 10: A law requires only one agreement to pass.

@Snow you get your tanks

Law 87: The word violet will no longer be used to refer to the color purple. Violets are a flower, and purple is a color. They should have a distinct difference in names.

GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 · July 2, 2017

Law states that all your property will belong to the Doge Empire, anyone who will not follow the laws of the Doge Empire, shall kick the bucket, like literally kick the bucket. o3o

Edited July 2, 2017 by MechaZ&Poniez_4

Snow · July 2, 2017

1 hour ago, Handsome Changeling said:

I SECOND THIS LAW! I want me a damn Leopard 1 already!

Not bad, personally would go for the leopard 2A7. (tiger E if I don't have to get anywhere in a hurry)

58 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

@Snow you get your tanks

Awwwww yea!

Deleted3133333 · July 2, 2017

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section I

Law 1: OK, so the flashing red light means the laws are recording, right.... OK, so now I just have to read off the list of laws.

Wait, what do you mean, it shouldn't be flashing yet? You said it flashes red when it's recording.

Can't you just clip off that part of the recording?

Well, that's stupid! What idiot designed this system? Bring him to me for execution.

What do you mean, he left! Urghh... do I have to do everything myself. Fine, you know what, I'll just make a new Law 1.

Anypony who brings me the creator of this stupid recording system will receive a reward of one million bits.

Lunar Echo · July 2, 2017

One person of my choosing gets a free piggyback ride each day.

Will Guide · July 2, 2017

Those who date me must make out with me, even if I take on the form of the pony they despised!

Deleted3133333 · July 2, 2017

Meanwhile, on the GF/BF thread...

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section III

Law 38: Changelings and batponies, reformed or otherwise, are to be treated as normal citizens of Equestria, with the same rights as any other pony.

Additionally, they will each randomly receive a piece of cake in the mail as an apology for their mistreatment.

Edited July 2, 2017 by ShadowDash13

Lunar Echo · July 2, 2017

Everyone must learn Chinese.

Deleted3133333 · July 3, 2017

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section XI

Law 7: Sea Bass is now illegal in all fishing districts of Equestria

Kronos the Revenant · July 3, 2017

There is a law in I believe it was the state of Wisconsin where it is illegal to go fishing whilst on the back of a giraffe. Also, in California, it's illegal to harpoon a whale whilst on a moving vehicle. In I believe Vermont or something it's absolutely LEGAL to drive in the ONCOMING LANE as long as you have a LANTERN hanging in front of your car. Lastly, in I believe it's somewhere in Europe, but it is illegal to rob a bank whilst wearing a bulletproof vest.

Tao · July 3, 2017

Law 179439: Every other day, you must spend two hours a day looking up kitten pictures.

Artimis Whooves · July 3, 2017

5 hours ago, Kronos the Revenant said:

I believe it's somewhere in Europe, but it is illegal to rob a bank whilst wearing a bulletproof vest.

that's new jersey.

It's illegal to lick doornobs on days that end in y.

Will Guide · July 3, 2017

23 hours ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Meanwhile, on the GF/BF thread...

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section III

Law 38: Changelings and batponies, reformed or otherwise, are to be treated as normal citizens of Equestria, with the same rights as any other pony.

Additionally, they will each randomly receive a piece of cake in the mail as an apology for their mistreatment.

@ShadowDash13

That's a good one! As for my law...

Anypony who wants to have a Changeling for a boyfriend or girlfriend must first mark said Changeling by sleeping with them. This way, the pony can recognize their Changeling no matter what form they take

Lunar Echo · July 3, 2017

Everyone is to walk on there hooves.

Canteen_the_unstable · July 4, 2017

Everyone is to stand on their hind legs and wear fancy clothing like this

Will Guide · July 4, 2017

Those who can walk, chew gum, pat their head, AND rub their tummy all at the same time like me are the ones who make the big desicions!

Edited July 4, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

Deleted3133333 · July 4, 2017

Since I'm still allowed to make the big decisions (barely... the walking part makes it a bit hard)...

Shadow Dash's Laws of Equestria, 2nd Edition, Section XXIII

Law 93: The Muffin that has the most brohoofs can be referred to as King Muffin, despite having no official title or reason to be considered superior to anyone else. The same is true with all other ranks. However, the most brohoofed member of the forum will be referred to as an Overlord instead of a King.

Will Guide · July 9, 2017

Every week, I as Changeling Will Guide will play a game of "Spot That Changeling" with any group of ponies according to this fanfic.

If the ponies manage to spot me, they forcefully chose which loser pony I have to replace for the whole week, even the most hated one! If I succesfully fool them, then I legally replaced the pony I've chosen until the week is over!

Canteen_the_unstable · July 9, 2017

Every time @WiiGuy2014 babies @Baby Flyer he has one inch of tail removed via scissors

Will Guide · July 9, 2017

2 minutes ago, Arid_Blitz said:

Every time @WiiGuy2014 babies @Baby Flyer he has one inch of tail removed via scissors

And every time @Arid_Blitz tries to ruin my babysitting job with nonsense like that, he/she get turned into a completely silent baby that won't be able to even get any attention. Ha! :sneer: