Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Spike: Rarity, will you marry me?

 

AJ: Oh boy! More apples! (In a non sarcastic tone )

 

Twilight: Do you think it's creepy that Celestia monitors me everyday and forces me to write letters to her?

 

Zecora: [insert sentence that doesn't rhyme]

 

Maud: WOOHOO!! I'm so exited about this!!

 

Twilight: Just put It anywhere..

[CrystalRarity 118]

Applejack: /something honest   <3

 

Maud: What a beautiful tree!  (no ships for you today, maud, sigh)

 

Applejack: Well hey there, bouillon cube.

[Singe 2,109]

Applejack: I can't stand being around any of you.

 

Maud Pie: You got me the stone obelisk by the correct measurements I specified. I will make use of it.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Doesn't Mr. and Ms. Cake seem dumber than before?

Pinkie Pie: Must be from all that banging their heads on the wall when I do something wrong.

 

Twilight Sparkle: The part where Daring Do *Spoiler Alert*.

Rainbow Dash: Oh, come on! I told you not to spoil it!

 

Rarity: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Mirror: Not you.

Rarity:

 

Twilight Sparkle: Follow your heart. That's just stupid advise dummies say because they don't have any adequate advise to give in the first place.

Edited January 2, 2016 by Singe

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

*Applejack enters Golden Oak Library with kiwi pie*

Twilight - Hi AJ. You can put the pie on those books on the floor. *Applejack sets down pie, glances at Twilight, and quickly eats it*

*Twilight turns back and looks suspiciously at Applejack as Fluttershy enters*

Applejack - It was Fluttershy!

Fluttershy - No, it was Angel! He did it, I swear! *Throws Angel down and runs away as Rarity enters*

Rarity (sees pie smeared on Applejack's face) - Oh, darling, you look absolutely gorgeous! Has anypony seen Fluttershy? I lent her my one-of-a-kind dress that I have to present to Photo Finish in a couple of hours ... something about playing dress up with her pigs. *Rainbow Dash crashes through window*

Rainbow Dash - I can't believe it! It's soooo boring winning every time, and I finally lost! To Derpy AND Bulk Biceps! Party time! *Releases hundreds of balloons as Pinkie Pie enters*

Pinkie Pie - AAAHH!!! So many balloons, get them away from me!

Edited January 5, 2016 by 20% Cooler Than Cake

[Blueberry Waffle 102]

Applejack: I rather make a cherry pie today. Apples are just getting old.

[superdogz1999 551]

Here is another one.

Fluttershy: Give me some CENSORED Vodka now

Rainbow Dash: Flying's boring

Twilight Sparkle: I'm Batman

Applejack: Watermelon is better than Apples.

Edited January 5, 2016 by superdogz1999

[pinkaminaseesu117 11]

Luna: I miss the moon.

 

Twilight: The movie was so much better than the book.

 

Celestia: Cake? Gross!

 

Fluttershy: Hi my names fluttershy! Nice to meet you!

 

Pinkie pie: Im tired lets call it a day..

[Singe 2,109]

Celestia: Well since Twilight Sparkle handled Starlight Shimmer, I can call off my secret assassins.

 

Shining Armor: Slavery is still legal in the Crystal Empire.

 

Applejack: I just finished rounding up a mob to run Zecora out of town.

 

Rainbow Dash: **** the Everfree Forest. I say we just burn it all down.

 

Pinkie Pie: I wear dentures.

 

Rarity: It's like this pole is calling out for me to dance with it.

[Singe 2,109]

Princess Celestia: I sensed a disturbance in the Force.

Twilight Sparkle: I felt it also, it was like a hundred ponies cried out in agony.

 

Sunset Shimmer: Hmm, I sense a presence... a presence I haven't felt since... Master!
Princess Celestia: I am most impressed to see you have survived in this world.
Sunset Shimmer: I have used your training, Master. And I have conquered this school all this in hopes of returning to your side.
Princess Celestia: Hmm... how unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Sunset Shimmer: Master?
Princess Celestia: You have become... A RIVAL!

 

Princess Celestia: Sunset Shimmer remember, the first and only reality. There can only be one apprentice. And you are no longer my apprentice. You have been replaced.

 

Sunset Shimmer: You should join me and become my apprentice.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm more advanced than you. You will become my apprentice and I will make you bow.

Edited January 11, 2016 by Singe

[Singe 2,109]

Discord: Why don't you drop that Plot Armor and we'll see if you're as good as you say.

 

Rarity: It's not like I'm that desperate to lay it all out for a center fold spread.

 

Rainbow Dash: Look! Spitfire is in the center fold. *Drool.*

 

Fluttershy: If you excuse me, I have to put on my animal suit and go to our weekly animal role playing session.

 

Rarity: No stop! Some pony help me! My mane is stuck in the sewing machine! AHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Sweetie Belle: This is Rarity's picture album.

Spike: *Drool.*

Edited January 14, 2016 by Singe

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Royal Guards: Hey guys, we actually did it.

[Sazama Ichida 2,352]

Celestia: You're adorable. I'll kill you last! ^ _ ^

Rarity: Stop staring at my plot Spike!

Spike: But I love big plots and I cannot lie!

[Aladdin Mane 17]

 

The term is "butt". "Plot" is a completely unrelated literary concept. Stupid memey nonsense is stupid. *deep breathing exercises...and calm* I love you guys.

Twilight: "I feel like I'm going crazy here! I'm getting [censored] while eating out my own [censored]!"
(Via magic portals, she COULD say/do this...Just remember that. >.>)

Edited January 14, 2016 by Aladdin Mane

[MasterSpark95 430]

Is it bad that I legitimately want to see her say this?

No... in fact, they have already said that type of thing in one of the G3 theme songs.

 

Anyway, I have a challenge...

Who can deal with the "Rainbow dash always dresses in style" part of the G3 theme song for over 2 hours?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-LxYjmk8XI

Unfortunately, I only lasted until 1:06.

[Aladdin Mane 17]

Anyway, I have a challenge...

Who can deal with the "Rainbow dash always dresses in style" part of the G3 theme song for over 2 hours?

Dealing with any part of those malformed smooshed-donkey-face beasts or their various awful musics is a challenge. XP

 

Twilight: "I am the unicorn wizard!"

Edited January 14, 2016 by Aladdin Mane

[Sazama Ichida 2,352]

Celestia: I'm afraid you've learned too much now my dear pupil. It's time to prepare the guillotine.

Applejack: Get your fresh Oranges here! ^ _ ^

Rarity: My flank is too fat. I had too many marshmallows and now I look like one!

[Unikitty 1,211]

"Is Zap-Apple Jam an instrument?"

 

[Cirrus. 1,088]

Applejack:[to Pinkie] "Uh, Sugarcube, I think you need to lay off the sugar cubes for a bit".

[cider float 2,535]

Rainbow Dash: Rarity, I'm getting married in a month, can you make a wedding dress for me?

 

Rarity: Royalty? Pah! What a bunch of stuck ups

 

Applejack: Hey Spike can you do all my chores? I'm going to go and relax under that tree.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Organization is for chumps

 

Fluttershy: I bet I could beat you in a race

 

Pinkie Pie: I'm on a diet

[Singe 2,109]

Sunset Shimmer: Who keeps so many bottles of whipped cream?

Pinkie Pie: Almost everyone in my family is an addict including me. *Laughs uncontrollably.*

 

Pinkie Pie: I'm really sorry for locking you all in my fungeon and punishing you all for my mistake of thinking you all forgot my birthday.

 

Twilight Sparkle: You didn't have to put her in the hospital.

Rarity: But I wanted that dress so badly.

 

Rainbow Dash: Uhhhh... I'm bored as hay. Let's punch each other and see who lasts the longest.

Applejack: You're on.

[On-Locoweed 108]

Talk about eye candy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(you know, from FiW? yeah, you got it.)

[Singe 2,109]

Sunset Shimmer: Now follow me as I show you around the school and pay no attention to the body chalk outlines on the school floor.

 

Flash Sentry: There's a crazy stalker following me.

 

Applejack: Flash Sentry's tweets are just him crying about Twilight Sparkle.

 

Rarity: That size doesn't impress me.

 

Twilight Sparkle: Where did these clothes come from? Oh well, better take them off for good measure.

 

Sunset Shimmer: I will kiss every boy and girl in this school to win.

 

Pinkie Pie: Sorry, Spike can't stay in my house for the night because my father is allergic to dogs.

 

Spike: Why is this dog sniffing my butt?

 

Twilight Sparkle: If they refuse to become friends, I could always eliminate them all and let *wink* sort this out. Trust me, *wink* will not be happy dealing with you all.

[SticksLikeGlue 91]

I got your text Rainb-, oh wait, that's been said already. But still, haha!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

"Come mister tally-man tally me banana"

- Applejack

 

 

"Purple is so overrated."

- Twilight

 

 

"Darling, you could get this dress far cheaper at WalMart!"

- Rarity

 

 

"Twilight never proof reads the scrolls I send to Celestia. She has no idea I ignore what she dictates and just trade dirty jokes with Tia!"

- Spike

 

 

"My dear little friends, tonight I made us something very special. It's a dish called Hasenpfeffer. Uh, Angel won't be joining us, uh, he moved, ah, yeah, he moved to Manehattan, and we'll never see him again."

- Fluttershy

 

 

"And nopony ever noticed the rocket engine hidden under my tail!"

- Rainbow Dash

 

 

"I feel like a salty snack. Anypony have any pretzels?"

- Pinkie

 

 

"Get your lazy plot out of bed, Luna! You know you're supposed to orchestrate a total eclipse today!"

- Celestia

 

"You ponies are such bigots!"

- Zecora

[Sazama Ichida 2,352]

"Darling, you could get this dress far cheaper at WalMart!"

- Rarity

I actually would love to hear her say this. XD