Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are you?

[The Mint Pone 2,292]

I want you all to post your best 'how tough am i?' jokes based on that one scene from Spongebob everyone knows!

 

For example: How tough am i? I'm so tough i go on the Disney website without my parents permission!

 

Now go!

 

 

[Mesme Rize 15,681]

How tough i am? I watched a whole WWE Raw show, without skipping a minute of it...TWICE.

[SkullcandyPegasus 603]

How tough am I? ... I gave a homeless person 10 dollars? *walks away unable to think of anything tough*

[Megas 27,068]

How tough am I? I sat through an entire Diva's match on Raw.

 

Without using the bathroom

Edited December 26, 2015 by Megas75

[Gearbox10mm 794]

How tuff am I? I'm so tuff I spell tuff with two Fs and there's nothing you can do about it.

[long gone 8,929]

How tough am I? I cut myself on the edge of a PC case and didn't cry.

 

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[guest243535531ty43 219]

How tough am I? How tough am I? I'm so tough I won't even be bothered to post in this thread.

 

Oh wait... 

Edited July 23, 2015 by estoc

[Lunia 332]

How tough am I? I'm so tough I call myself weak! 

[DarkusX 69]

How tough am I?!.... I took a extra chocolate milk carton from the school's café lika boss

and trade candy there aswell... curfew got nothing on me, cuzz I got the whole crew.

Edited September 1, 2015 by DarkusX

[Kiri 7,277]

How tough am I? I'm so tough that I don't even need to cut my sandwiches in half!

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

How tough am I?... I eat my cereal RAW!

[Denim&Venöm 16,522]

Your asking how tough am I?

 

I went to work today.

 

Without my name tag. 

 

 

 

How tough i am? I watched a whole WWE Raw show, without skipping a minute of it...TWICE.

 

How tough am I? I sat through an entire Diva's match on Raw

Not even the 30 minute in ring kick off promo? Not even the recaps of what happened last week, last Friday, or even 10 minutes earlier in the night? That's not tough man. That's just straight up disregard for your own well being. 

 

And to be fair, the divas matches have gotten better. 

 

 

You both really want tough?

 

I sat through an entire episode of TNA impact... 

 

When Vince Russo was in charge. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

How tough am I? I'm so tough I stomped on a Lego brick barefoot without a single tear..

Edited September 1, 2015 by AURAequine

[Venomous 18,813]

How tough am I?

I watched 248 consecutive episodes of Fairy Tail and i'm still not done!

[RavenholmZombie 1,329]

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?!

 

I ate an entire 5 lb bag of Haribo Sugarless gummy bears... the whole thing, in one sitting!

[Star Racer 198]

How tough am I? How tough am I?! I hit my thumb on the bass drum rim while marching!

"Yeah, so?"

Without even flinching...

"Oh, uh, go right in."

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

How tough am I? I post ponies while the mods are still awake.

[SpikusFyre 486]

How tough am I? I chew on knives just because I like the way that metal tastes... Not even making that up... I'm even doing it right now actually.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

How tough am I? I'm so tough, when I hold my fist to my reflection, my reflection flinches..

[Star Racer 198]

How tough am i? I watched the opening of The Last of Us....without shedding a single tear.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

How tough am I? I'm so tough i laugh during most horror movies.. (No really.. I do xD)

[SmexyAnimatronic 78]

HOW TUFF AMI!? i played all 4 FNAF games.... i didn't even flinch during the jump scares.

[Star Racer 198]

How tough am I?

Well, i lost to Chuck Norris.....and the match lasted longer than 3 seconds.

[Lightbulb 170]

How Tough Am I?

 

Sir, you are asking someone who has fought a bodybuilder and won, multiple times. So how tough am i? Ask the bullet in the chamber.

[Star Racer 198]

How tough am i? How tough am i?!

I make Joel from The Last of Us look like a wimp!