Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are you?

[RDBestPony 271]

How tough am I? I brought ponies to an anti-pony convention... and lived to tell the story. Eeyup, i'm that tough.

[Mesme Rize 15,681]

How tough am i?

 

I ate my dinner, without washing my hands first.

[Star Racer 198]

Im so tough, i tell my MLG friends how much better the playstations are than the Xboxes.

[Mr Dash 1,818]

How tough am I?

 

I ate a slice of Fruit Cake and only broke 3 teeth.

[Star Racer 198]

How tough am i?

I made it through a Justin Beiber song without killing myself.

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

How tough am I? I sat through Sonic 06 (one of the worst games of all time) and completed all of its achievements 100%. Twice.

 

True story. Don't try it at home. Or anywhere. Ever.

[One-Punch Man 316]

How tough am I? I sat through three whole episodes of BreadWinners!

[CT-1138 3,180]

How tough am I? I listened to "Friday" all the way through!

 

 

And my ears didn't bleed once.

[Lightbulb 170]

How Tough Am I?

 

HOW TOUGH AM I?

 

I Do The Flop, And I Don't Break My Face, I Break The Concrete.

[Floofie 799]

How tough am I? Well, I'll have you know I drank an entire gallon of milk this morning.

 

Without any milk.

[Moony the Cat 3,697]

How tough i am? HOW TOUGH I AM?

 

After hours and hours of trying, i still couldnt get the gold award for the first race mission in Jak 2 and only cried for 15 Minutes !

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

How tough am I? How tough am I!? I tried playing the first mission of Halo: Reach on legendary for my first playthrough and lasted a full 28 seconds

[DageNox 109]

How tough am I? I beat Dark Souls. (Other Guy: So what?) On my first try. 

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

How tough am I? I once walked down the up escalator

[Star Racer 198]

How tough am i? How tough am i?! I drank a bowl of milk for breakfast! Without any nails!

[-Nobody- 514]

How tough am I? I'm so tough, it only took me 15 minutes to open the ketchup bottle!

[SCS 7,443]

I'm so tough I post dank memes 25/7 (╯ ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[Lightbulb 170]

I'm so tough i can just untwist the top of a pickle jar... after, six... teen hours.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

How tough am I? I watched Teen Titans. The Russian version.

[Star Racer 198]

How tough am i? 230 ibs, and its probably not muscle. Thats how tough i am.

Edited October 12, 2015 by Star Racer

[CheeryFox 23,811]

How tough am I? I study Basic Thuganomics. #Word life 

[Sigma 768]

How tough am I? I opened a ketchup bottle without running it under hot water.

Edited October 12, 2015 by Sigma

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

How tough am I? How tough am I??

Jar Jar Binks doesn't irritate me...

[Star Racer 198]

How tough am i? How tough am i? I sprained my wrist, and still practiced with the band AND played at state! AND IM A PERCUSSIONIST!

 

(For those who dont get it, percussion instruments are played with sticks/mallets and involves movement of only the wrist to strike the head/key. In other words, it frickin hurt like mother brother.)

[Mesme Rize 15,681]

How tough am i? I used the potty this morning and didn't wash my hands afterwards.