Quote-Worthy Personal Quotes That Are Inspirational (or just plain funny)

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

So, I was wondering if anyone had any personal quotes that they, or someone else, made that they find inspirational (or just funny) that they think people would benefit by hearing. These can range from an inspirational quote to a corny joke concealed in a saying. Show me wat chu got! 

[Grim Mortis 106]

i have a few. 

"never underestimate the power of a carefully calculated a$$kicking."

"when life gives you lemons throw them at the neighbors dog for pooping on your lawn."

"There is nothing to fear but... OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING AAAAAAAAAH"

"it puts the soap on its skin or else it get the brush again."

"I love nature, despite it trying to kill me every waking moment im outside."

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

One of my favorites is, "Look son, one day you're gonna look in the mirror and see yourself, and you can accept the crappy person staring back at you, or stop looking in mirrors."

Any more? kinda surprised that this thread is barren.

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

My favorite quote comes from my football coach. "You can rest when your dead." XD

[inactive_user 367]

I actually have made an "inspirational quote" wall right on my room's wall beside the door.

A few from it that I like are:

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt
"Love is what we're born with, fear is what we learn."
"The thoughts which you nurture and infuse with the energy of your spirit, are the ones which will manifest in existential reality."

[Shadow Beam 1,179]

"Time is at your disposal to become either the one you dream to be, the one you do not expect to be, or the one you fear to be. Wether you become a bleak shadow of broken ambitions or a fulfilled soul is your doing, and no one else's"

 

I told this to a friend who was suffering from depression due to an "existential crisis", as he defined. He was apprehensive of what the future held for him, and I can't deny that I've endured the same emotions.

[StudioUAC 62]

Life's A Garden, Plant Some Weeds!

[NullAccount 287]

My personal motto in life is, "Hate it with a smile!" This essentially means that there are a lot of things in life that you really don't want to do, but JUST DO IT!!! And if you have to do something, you might as well be enthusiastic about it.

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

Mine isn't too insperation al, but I think its worth sharing.

 

"Guilt is like rust upon Iron, chewing and gnawing away at all that is good in the metal. Do what you must, but if everyone in the world hates you, and you absolve yourself from guilt, you will not be without friends."

[Thunderstreak 136]

One of my absolute favorites-

 

“You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure." -Charlie Chaplin 

[rarity1 461]

Don't let your memes be dreams.

[SpikusFyre 486]

I don't know about it being inspirational but it is my favorite quote

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god" -Jean Rostand

 

second favorite being

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."

[Primarch Fulgrim 163]

good stuff guys, pretty cool quotes. Say, can you guys cook up some personal quotes from yourself for me to put on my profile page?

[SpikusFyre 486]

good stuff guys, pretty cool quotes. Say, can you guys cook up some personal quotes from yourself for me to put on my profile page?

 

Well as I once said during a horrible play through of Ocarina of Time. "If it's evil that gives you the right to slay it."

[Blackened 512]

"This is a quote." ~Me, right this second

[CuriousPony 157]

Here's one from my sister that my family repeats a lot:

 

"Three people can't elope... cantaloupe!" (you know, cuz it sounds the same..)

[SilyGeny 369]

"Lady Gaga went on stage with a meat dress, I can go out with a Pony shirt"

 

"My spine has more twists and turns than a road on a mountain" 

 

[Galen Selanno 351]

Here's a few of mine:

 

"Modest people don't claim modesty."

 

"Intelligent people wait for a chance to roast a nearby loudly-blaring idiot."

 

"Be whatever the f**k you want. I'm not being paid to care."

 

"If it sounds like bulls**t, it probably is, and even if it doesn't, it probably is."

 

"As a general rule, people don't care about/don't want to see how you look when you're about to kiss."

[N.W. 3,619]

These are the only safe for work quotes from our Teamspeak. 

 

 

"I don't have a quote..." 

 

"I'M A FAAAASCHIIIIISST!!*WineBottles.wav*"    -Angry_Slav

 

"I read, like, different squigglies..." 

 

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

"Next week we'll be learning about Freud, and how he did enough cocaine to kill a small horse." - Sean as played by Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting (1997)

[Randimaxis 8,652]

"It's only smoke & mirrors if you don't WANT to believe in the magic."

[Blaze Bronson 343]

Here is one I heard a kid say, and it's kinda funny:

"Dad, should I bike straight ahead even if it's the end of straight ahead?"

 

I actually write down some quotes I come up with, so here is some:

- "People sacrifice the things they love, in order to make money, telling themselves they will buy happiness"

- "The grass is always greener on the other side, happiness is when you don't notice"

- "It looks messy in my room, but it's actually tidy"     (I'd like feedback on this one, as I don't know if people will get it )

[Celtore 2,770]

"If it isn't broken, break it and create something better"

 

"Wearing your heart on your sleeves or not, the one thing you cannot escape is your humanity."

[cmarston1 5,959]

"If you look for the light you can often find it.  But if you look for the dark that is all you'll ever see."

[Tao 7,776]

"The wise win without a fight, while the ignorant fight so that they can win."
Sun Tzu

 

"Pain is only a feeling that can be overcome by spirit or determination greater than the pain itself."
from the anime "Rurouni Kenshin".

 

“We are not always what we seem, and hardly ever what we dream.”
― Peter S. Beagle, The Last Unicorn