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Viscra Maelstrom

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Dear Capslock Pony,

P.S.

I AM FUCKING PINKIE PIE

SURPRISED?

 

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET YOUR ASS OFF IMPERSONATING ME, YOU FILTHY CAPITALIST?

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On 11/27/2011 at 4:27 PM, 'ProjectRKA' said:

Rofl, that shit was hillarious xDDDD

 

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY "ASK [iNSERT SOMETHING HERE] QUESTIONS" THINGIES AROUND HERE !?

 

SHIT BE FUCKING TRENDY, YO.

 

On 11/27/2011 at 4:40 PM, 'NeverNeverland' said:

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE DREADLOCKS OR HAVE A SHINY FUCKING CHROMEDOME LIKE ME?!!?

 

I

DON'T KNOW WHAT A SHINY FUCKING CHROMEDOME IS.

WHAT IS A SHINY FUCKING CHROMEDOME?

 

On 11/27/2011 at 4:58 PM, 'Pinkie Pie' said:

Dear Capslock Pony,

 

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET YOUR ASS OFF IMPERSONATING ME, YOU FILTHY CAPITALIST?

 

WELL, PINKIE PIE.

YOU FUCKING SEE, I SUFFER FROM FUCKING MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.

I AM VISCRA MAELSTROM, FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY, AND NOW PINKIE PIE

NOW IF YOU FUCKING EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO BOUNCE AROUND ALL THE FUCKING PLACE WHILST MAKING FUCKING CUPCAKES.

BITCHES LOVE THEM FUCKING CUPCAKES.

 

On 11/27/2011 at 5:59 PM, 'CRE (Anisakis185)' said:

WHY IS EVERYONE F***ING USING THE CANTERLOT VOICE ALL OF A SUDDEN?!

 

IT'S THE NEW FUCKING TREND, MY LITTLE BRONY.

DEAL WITH IT

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Viscra Maelstrom, Y U SO F***ING AWESOME?!

 

BECAUSE MY FUCKING BODY HAS FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING PATTERNS

BITCHES LOVE THEM FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING PATTERNS

 

SHINY CHROMEDOME = BEING REALLY BALD! WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE FUCKING DREADLOCKS OR BE FUCKING BALD?!?!

 

WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MEAN TO BE FUCKING BALD? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

 

Are you fucking Neil Armstrong too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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DAMN RIGHT I FUCKING AM, MY LITTLE BRONIES.

THE REAL FUCKING NEIL ARMSTRONG IS CURRENTLY IN MY FUCKING BASEMENT

 

How do you feel about holding down the SHIFT key?

 

WHAT THE LIVING FUCKING EPITOME OF A FUCK GOING THROUGH A FUCKING MENSTRUATION IS A FUCKING SHIFT KEY?
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On 11/27/2011 at 10:37 PM, 'CRE (Anisakis185)' said:

I'm out of this. Back to my shy self.

 

AWWW. I'M FWUCKING SOWWY, DID I FWUCKING HWURT YOUR FWUCKING FEEWINGS? 3:

 

On 11/28/2011 at 7:10 AM, 'Pinkie Prectar' said:

AAARGH!

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPn55V7fONE&feature=player_embedded

 

IT'S QUITE FUCKING OBVIOUS AS TO FUCKING WHAT WE'RE FUCKING YELLING AT.

FUCKING

OATMEAL.

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  • 2 weeks later...

HI MY LITTLE BRONIES. TIME TO REVIVE THIS FUCKING SHIT, AM I FUCKING RIGHT?

 

On 12/4/2011 at 9:44 PM, 'Luigi495' said:

Do you want to reply to my "Ask Coolie" topic?

 

WILL IT MAKE YOU FUCKING HAPPY IF I FUCKING DO REPLY TO YOUR FUCKING TOPIC?

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Dear CLOP,

 

Could you convince Viscra to let me out of his dungeon so I can be your bitch for a while? Alternately, if he gets jealous, I'll go with both of us being your hoes.

 

 

PS: I think the poster below me meant "ponigamy".

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On 12/17/2011 at 12:24 PM, 'Feather Spiral' said:

Dear CLOP,

 

Could you convince Viscra to let me out of his dungeon so I can be your bitch for a while? Alternately, if he gets jealous, I'll go with both of us being your hoes.

 

 

PS: I think the poster below me meant "ponigamy".

 

DEAR FEATHER SPIRAL

IF YOU ARE BEGGING ME TO BE MY FUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING FAR

 

I'LL SEE YOU AT THIS ADDRESS.

BRING GEAR, BITCH.

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