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I AM FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY, AND FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY IS FUCKING HERE TO FUCKING ANSWER ALL YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS. I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW FUCKING UNORIGINAL OR ANAL, SEXUALLY SPEAKING OR OTHERWISE, I FUCKING AM FUCKING CREATING THIS FUCKING THREAD. I AM FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY, MASTER OF THE FUCKING RAINBOW DASHING ROYAL CANTERLOCK, AND I AM FUCKING HERE TO FUCKING RECEIVE FUCKING QUESTIONS AND FUCKING ANSWER THOSE FUCKERS.

 

NOW FUCKING HIT ME, MY LITTLE BRONIES

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING FEEL ABOUT FUCKING BARFIGHTS

 

So Fucking Capslock Pony, What's Your Fucking Cutie Mark?

 

Dear Fucking Caps Lock Pony,

 

What is the meaning of life?

 

Cause his brain is full of fuck.

 

What made you want to master the art of Canterlock?

 

SO MUCH FUCK.

WHY?

 

I AM FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY, AND FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY IS FUCKING HERE TO FUCKING ANSWER ALL YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS. I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW FUCKING UNORIGINAL OR ANAL, SEXUALLY SPEAKING OR OTHERWISE, I FUCKING AM FUCKING CREATING THIS FUCKING THREAD. I AM FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY, MASTER OF THE FUCKING RAINBOW DASHING ROYAL CANTERLOCK, AND I AM FUCKING HERE TO FUCKING RECEIVE FUCKING QUESTIONS AND FUCKING ANSWER THOSE FUCKERS.

 

NOW FUCKING HIT ME, MY LITTLE BRONIES

 

Dear god. If anypony near the target age is reading this...

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Dear god. If anypony near the target age is reading this...

While I agree that the thread title might be best changed (given how visible it is), I don't think a bit of naughty language - in this context, since it isn't being used against any person or persons - is that huge of a deal. Compared to much of the internet, this thread is fairly tame, I'd say.

 

... that's my take on it, anyway. I'm sure Feld0 or Kurtiss will step in if they feel that boundaries have been overstepped.

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Caps lock pony, are you aware that by making this thread you going mainstream?. Not like your a hipster or anything. Or that you care... Edited by SDY
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ALFUCKINGRIGHT THEN, MY LITTLE BRONIES, LET'S GET THIS FUCKING SHIT STARTED, THEN ! ! !

 

 

"SO MUCH FUCK.

WHY?"

- Derp2daherp

 

BECAUSE WHY THE FUCKING HELL NOT? FUCK IS OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR WORD OF ALL FUCKING TIME, FUCKING PERIOD.

FUCKFUCKINGFUCKITYFUCKITYFUCK

 

"Cause his brain is full of fuck.

 

What made you want to master the art of Canterlock?"

- NeverNeverland

 

DUDE

I DIDN'T FUCKING CHOOSE TO MASTER THE FUCKING ART OF CANTERLOCK

IT FUCKING CHOSE ME

 

"Dear Fucking Caps Lock Pony,

 

What is the meaning of life?"

- Zoop

 

FUCK ALL THE THINGS.

 

"So Fucking Capslock Pony, What's Your Fucking Cutie Mark?"

- Authetius

 

YOUR MOM.

 

 

"DO YOU LIKE BANANAS??!!!!"

- ThePinkazoid

 

THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK ON ME, BRONY

YOU'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON.

BEEYATCH

 

 

"WHY ARE WE USING THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE?"

- Lady Rarity Pony

 

DOST WE NEEDETH ANY REASON OF VALID ARGUMENTATION TO SPEAKEST IN THY ROYAL CANTERLOCK VOICE?

 

 

"Oh my you people should quiet down a notch, there are people trying to browse the forums"

- BlazingDawn

 

YOU'RE TOO FUCKING LOW, MY LITTLE BRONY. I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU.

 

"UMM... i AM JUST WONDERING...WHAT ARE YOU VIEWS ON POLYGAMY? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT?"

- Hayze

 

LOUDER, MY LITTLE BRONY!

 

 

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING FEEL ABOUT FUCKING BARFIGHTS"

- (insert username)

 

STOP THAT FUCKING SHIT RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT! YOU'RE NOT ONLY FUCKING HURTING YOURFUCKING SELF, BUT OTHERS, AS FUCKING WELL.

 

 

"Dear god. If anypony near the target age is reading this..."

- Ice

 

FUCK THE TARGET SYSTEM.

 

 

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"WHY DIDN'T YOU AVOID THE STAIRS"

- Dj-P0n3

 

IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENENING.

 

 

"I think we already agreed before that he's target-age-unfriendly a while ago."

- (insert username)

 

FUCKBITCHASSMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTSUCKINGPUSSYBALLS

 

WHAT WAS THAT YOU FUCKING SAID AGAIN?

 

 

"I need to stop being soft and loosen up for a change"

- CRE (Anisakis185)

 

DAMN FUCKING RIGHT YOU ARE.

 

 

">MFW CAPS LOCK PONY HAS AN ASK THREAD

 

 

 

Caps lock, how long have you known that you are best pony?"

- Crispy

 

SINCE YOU FUCKING TOLD ME I AM. <333

I THEN FUCKING AIMED FOR THE FUCKING STARS, MAN, AND NEVER FUCKING LOOKED FUCKING BACK.

 

"Caps lock pony, are you aware that by making this thread you going mainstream?. Not like your a hipster or anything. Or that you care..."

- SDY

 

CAPS LOCK PONY WILL NEVER BE FUCKING MAINSTREAM

DO YOU SEE MY FUCKING NAME ANYFUCKINGWHERE OTHER THAN FUCKING HERE, MY LITTLE BRONY?

 

 

"Reminded me of this :)

 

http://img.ponibooru...ring%20wiki.png"

- Evilshy

 

P.S.

I AM FUCKING PINKIE PIE

SURPRISED?

 

"DEAR FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY

HOW THE SHIT CAN I MAKE MY GODDAMNED LANGUAGE AS FUCKING CRUDE AS YOURS?"

- Feather Spiral

 

JUST USE THE WORD "FUCKING" AFTER EACH FUCKING VERB AND FUCKING ADJECTIVE. AT ADVANCED STAGES, YOU CAN FUCKING TRY TO FUCKING USE IT AT FUCKING SUBSTANTIVES, AS FUCKING WELL.

 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING TIME, MY LITTLE BRONIES!

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Cause his brain is full of fuck.

 

What made you want to master the art of Canterlock?

 

Rofl, that shit was hillarious xDDDD

 

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY "ASK [iNSERT SOMETHING HERE] QUESTIONS" THINGIES AROUND HERE !?

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