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[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

2 minutes ago, King of Canterlot said:

.................... And I also told her that Tank was in there in trouble, you know how much she cares about that tortoise.   

did yoou also say that soarin was in there?

[Prospekt 10,984]

@Lucky Bolt KA-CHOW!

[PiratePony 8,473]

Once more unto the breech dear friends, once more, or close the wall up with our English dead.

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

did yoou also say that soarin was in there?

Possibly, though I will not reveal  my ways...............

[Castle Bleck 19,175]

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director.

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

Crisp and clean, no caffeine.

[CheeryFox 23,811]

2 hours ago, Prospekt said:

@Lucky Bolt KA-CHOW!

Ka-chicka!

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Just now, Azul Maya said:

Ka-chicka!

BOW CHICKA WOWWOW!!!

Okay, I'll stop now...

[CheeryFox 23,811]

Just now, Nightfallicious Gloamiscus said:

BOW CHICKA WOWWOW!!!

Okay, I'll stop now...

No u. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

I used to have a Spiderman toy who was trying so hard to be Superman. Arms up in the air as if he was flying (even though he can’t ). Also Made in China. 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Super Mario for president 2020

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

*whispers* For Frodo.

*charges into battle*

[Sparklefan1234 162,045]

"Good Grief! The Comedian's a Bear!" 

[Divine plywood 1,232]

There is 7 times more vitamin C in skin of an apple than in actual pulp.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

Today on How They Do It : Plumbuses. Everyone has a plumbus in their home.

 

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.

They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.

Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it.

They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.

 

That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

12 hours ago, King of Canterlot said:

Possibly, though I will not reveal  my ways...............

K, sir.

 

 

[Lucky Bolt 34,915]

Can you feel it? Can you feel it? Ohhh the tase of Coca-Colaaaaa 

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Can’t tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi. They all taste the same to me. 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"Just give her all she's got and sort it out in the air somehow."

-Tom Meents

[Woohoo 32,684]

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood. He's the one that makes ya feel alright.

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Hey KidS waNt soMe frEe CanDy?!!?!?

 

 

Edited January 23, 2018 by King of Canterlot

[Here No Longer 5,270]

26 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood. He's the one that makes ya feel alright.

 

Are you feeling it NOW Mr. Krabs?

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"How you gonna get a human fart in a balloon?"                -Ryan Blaney

 

[Meson Bolt 2,647]

The only proper time and place for decaffeinated coffee is never and in the trash can.

[Oleks 1,983]

"That was a nice bookle of nukels!"

Heard it today from a sports commentator.