Make up a lie about yourself

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I like how my life has been going absolutely nowhere for the past couple of months, and I'm totally not wracked by anxiety about the inability to do anything to better myself.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

I hate Broadway and musicals. They're so damn cheesy and just unbearable as a whole.  If I want to watch a theatre show, I want to watch people act! Not sing and dance. So annoying...  I despise Wicked, that musical was abominable, the music was so annoying, they actors were talking in such a high-pitched voice, Galinda/Glinda reminds me of any girl from a movie like Mean Girls and Legally Blonde, which both were adapted into musicals and I still hate. I hate Wicked so much, I'm definitely not listening to the soundtrack right now.

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

I love the newer episodes of the Simpsons more than the old ones.

[Cash In 21,516]

I absolutely despise Pokemon.

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

I don't follow Cash In.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

I used to be a sea pirate.but i also have sea sickness so it did't work very well.

Now i joined an airship crew and am happy to report everything is great

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

I'm a genius at social life. 

[Woohoo 32,570]

I think the current banner is terrible! 

[Cash In 21,516]

I'm actually Waluigi in real life.

[Dan. 1,825]

My rl pic.

 

 

[Clod 8,293]

I really dislike pizza.

[Sunny Fox 5,929]

I don't like Pearl (SU), Rarity (MLP) or Sylvia (WOY). I just pretend I do for kicks.

[Props Valroa 26,044]

I love cats, Pinkie and Rainbow dash.

[Rainbow Dash 1,471]

Im perfect, Im not slowly dying, and I love pretend Californians.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,411]

I enjoy being alive and am a very positive and happy person.

[ChB 18,532]

On 12/16/2017 at 9:05 AM, ChB said:

I do not post in fan clubs very much. 

Now I post in Fan Clubs, every day  

[Twilight Luna 30,940]

I dislike Twilight Sparkle and Princess Luna.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

I think that news is totally reliable nowadays, and not full of lies.

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

I hate traveling.why bother when you can use google earth?

[Woohoo 32,570]

I love going to weddings! 

[Tao 6,735]

I hate anything that is cute and a kitten! 

[Ziltoid the Omniscient 286]

Im a perfectly normal magical unicorn.

[Sparklefan1234 161,874]

Rarity does not inspire me. 

[ChB 18,532]

7 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Rarity does not inspire me. 

Me neither  

[Sparklefan1234 161,874]

I believe that the ponies in MLP are actually parakeets.