If you sent this letter to Princess Celestia? ·

[Bendy 1,819]

How do you think she would react if you sent this letter to her?

 

Quote

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

You have gotten far too fat and need to go on a diet.

Sincerely,

(Your Name).”

 

 

[ShootingStar159 2,155]

She’d probably cast a spell so that all future letters from me go straight to her spam folder.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

To be quite honest, why?

[Crypty Scribbles 2,978]

I'm sure she would teach you a lesson 

[KrazyDashie 1,846]

probably start mocking you by eating more cake

[Victoria Sponge 1,014]

She would just laugh and eat more cake.

Edited January 8, 2018 by Battenberg

[PinkieShadow 4,053]

She loves apples to !

So maybe she needs that letter, question is... who dares to sign it ? 

[They call me Loyalty 1,941]

The reduction of other is experienced as the reduction of the self. So, I wouldn't send the letter, but rather play a friendly tune on those overweighted bongos of her.

[TS Lightner 269]

I'd make sure I'm not allergic to Conversion Gel first, unlike Cave Johnson... "And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."

 

Why do I say that?  Well... I bet this'd be my new front yard.

Edited April 18, 2018 by Superplay64

[Ganondorf8 11,121]

I foresee myself going on a one-way trip to the moon.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

I see the moon in my future

[Prometheus 3,038]

"It's just a prank bro."

[Narcissus 352]

It's only an honest opinion. Someone in her position shouldn't be too thin-skinned (even if she isn't thin under the skin). And if all goes as planned, she'll give me all her cake so she won't be tempted any longer by it.

Edited January 14, 2018 by Narcissus

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

If I sent that to her I would probably use starlight glimmers spell to go back in time to stop myself from sending the letter unless it was absolutely needed. Then I would forge princess Luna’s signature.

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Her reaction would be like any other female species or people in general,

 

”I’m not fat, I’m just big-boned”

 

That and throwing hissy fits for how rude you are for addressing her fattiness with such peasant language.

Edited April 18, 2018 by ZethaPonderer
Adding the word peasant

[Telferi 6,906]

"Dear [Insert name here]!
Thank you for your compliment, i am doing my best

Princess Celestia"

It would be amazing xD

[Flutterstep 46,640]

I'd change it to be less mean and more constructive:

Dear Princess Celestia,

You're a fat ass.

Sincerely,

everypony.

[Telferi 6,906]

2 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

I'd change it to be less mean and more constructive:

Dear Princess Celestia,

You're a fat ass.

Sincerely,

everypony.

That's the opposite XD

[Pr0m4NV14 837]

Ever seen the end to Portal 2?

[Monsoon 1,648]

Jump through the dimensional rift