Do you think you could kick Iron Will's ass?

[KillerKingBakudan 702]

Iron Will starts another business, and your favorite pony takes interest. But as with any product or service he's offered in the past, she's been ripped off. She's tried to dispute his terms with him for days so she could get her money back, and at every turn, he'd refuse to issue the refund like an asshole. The amount she lost totals just over $3500 in USD.

So she's asked a favor from you. She thinks you'll have better chances at talking some sense into him. You're not a pony, which means Iron Will probably won't see you as weak. If you succeed and get the $3500, she'll offer you a cut.

But as it turns out, you're no better off because he's really that stuck up. In fact, he's taking your involvement in all of this as a direct challenge, and he wants to beat your ass into the ground. Reasoning with him is out the window at this point, so in response to this, you tell him that if you win the fight, he'll have to cough up your friend's money.

But could you actually do it?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

If I trip him up with my incredibly strong legs or kick him up where the sun don't shine, or both I should be able to keep him down while I find something sharp to stop him from standing by stabbing him in his legs, and fin his neck and strangle him.

[Quadropus 171]

Am I allowed too use weapons? If so, possibly, if not, then I would definitely fail.

[Cash In 21,729]

Physically, no, but I could probably outsmart him and beat him that way.

[PerlsteinProps 26,402]

It depends really. I could probably outsmart him, but not outbeat him.

[Rhythm Red 6,484]

I could totally whoop him. I’ve got the power of FRIENDSHIP on my side, baby!  

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

I've done my police training and still workout. I'd beat his sorry ass in a few minutes! Less if I'm not tired!

[Flutterstep 46,933]

I could take him easily! I'll call him fat and make him cry. 

[Narcissus 352]

If I wanted to take down Iron Will I wouldn't try to kick his ass, I'd kick him somewhere more vulnerable. I don't think I need to specify where.  

[GrimGrimoire 4,970]

Probably. I mean he does not seem to be as violent as he flexes himself out to be. Of course he is a minotaur so I can't discount that. But with those little legs I see a lot of struggles for him.

I might just steal his wallet. I mean I am pretty sure I can outrun him if nothing else

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

Put em up. Put em up. Iron Will.

 

I’ve been taking boxing so I should be able to defend myself from Iron Will.

[EpicEnergy 22,627]

I wouldn't be able to, but I have family and friends that's been in the US Marine Corps and I think they would be able to take him down easily.

[Scootaloo9074090 500]

 

how about just punch him, he would just fall over.

[Old Accnt. 3,147]

give me a gun and i will shoot his balls off, nobody f***s with fluttershy and gets away with it!!!

[Astralshy 24,581]

Fluttershy taught me her Stare >D I'm not as good as she, still .... he will be finished

Physically I couldn't take up with him, so I would have to use my smarts. You know  brain over brawn

[ZiggWheelsManning 7,922]

The job of kicking him is best reserved for Hank Hill  

[Will Guide 21,333]

Giant Dragon Will beat Iron Will

[CheeryFox 23,811]

I'd flex on him all day!

[Pentium100 2,061]

I'd probably just give Twilight the 3500 to forget it. I am not going to risk getting my bones broken over 3k. Either this is a matter for the courts (if Iron Will actually broke some laws) or, if he did not break any laws, just consider it a valuable lesson. 3k is also not enough to kill (and potentially go to prison) over it. On the other hand, if he attacks first (as in, leaving me no choice but to fight) and I have my gun, it would be self defense.

[Scootaloo9074090 500]

On 2021-11-16 at 3:03 AM, Pentium100 said:

I'd probably just give Twilight the 3500 to forget it. I am not going to risk getting my bones broken over 3k. Either this is a matter for the courts (if Iron Will actually broke some laws) or, if he did not break any laws, just consider it a valuable lesson. 3k is also not enough to kill (and potentially go to prison) over it. On the other hand, if he attacks first (as in, leaving me no choice but to fight) and I have my gun, it would be self defense.

about send iron will to the batman who laughs? I pretty sure iron will would not  survive very long in The one who laughs world,

rainbow dash is a tough girl. she can handle iron will her self  (Rest in Peace Iron will you will be miss.)

Edited November 19, 2021 by Scootaloo9074090

[They call me Loyalty 1,942]

That is unwise. I would tell him there is no honor in beating someone weaker, and challenge him to face his own vulnerability, so he can recognize he's using his subconscious wounds and insecurities as justifications to harm others. For no matter how strong he may think he is, he will always be weak in subservience to his damaged ego.

[Fluttershyfan94 5,739]

I'm human as you say so I'll just put a gun at his head and demand it. Since regardless of your physical features winning in a fight is more risk then it is worth over that money and you know what put humanity at the top of the food chain is our adaptability mainly the use of tools.

[Clawdeen 12,133]

Pfff I’m not physically beating up anybody lol. 

[BOOK HORSE 2.0 8]

Iron Will is the Mr. Satan of the MLP Universe, ANYONE can kick his ass.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,119]

No, but this guy could