Prince Doopliss 2,351 March 9, 2020 Share March 9, 2020 Absolutely, I mean being a time lord you can do anything you want and visit whatever time you want! Doc, why do have an obsession with fictional girls? Signature by @Sparklefan1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,932 March 9, 2020 Share March 9, 2020 Ok a little, one is a sailor suit that fights evil by moonlight! Doc, you look like u have seen a ghost? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 March 10, 2020 Author Share March 10, 2020 That's because I'm seeing you. Doc, am I a clone? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,932 March 10, 2020 Share March 10, 2020 No so stop looking at the mirror and touching it! Doc, I feel like a human trapped in the body of a human who thinks they like colored ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey 5,717 March 17, 2020 Share March 17, 2020 Beat your head on a wall until the ghost possessing you comes out of your body. Doc, I think I may be a zombie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 March 20, 2020 Author Share March 20, 2020 isolate yourself and eat some toilet paper. . Doc, I have a slight cough... ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,249 March 20, 2020 Share March 20, 2020 Well, considering what's going around, I guess you'll die. Try to burn yourself alive so it doesn't spread, and donate your TP to the next greedy customer. ♫ Doctor Doctor, gimme the news, I got a bad case of lovin' you~! ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 March 30, 2020 Author Share March 30, 2020 here's what you have to do "Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tangWalla walla, bing bangOoo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tangWalla walla bing bang...Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tangWalla walla, bing bangOoo eee, Ooo ah ah, ting tangWalla walla bing bang" Doctor, I can't seem to feel my toes. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey 5,717 April 8, 2020 Share April 8, 2020 Dip them in a fire pit to make them less numb Doc I might have started the end of the world 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 April 9, 2020 Author Share April 9, 2020 FBI, I think I found the main COVID-19 bio-weaponizer . Doctor, I'm bored... ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windy Breeze 15,190 April 9, 2020 Share April 9, 2020 Then, do something, it's not like you can die of boredom (Then, gets a news of a man from India) Oh... Doctor, I think I fall in love with @Samurai Equine and @WWolf and @TheRockARooster, what should I do? 1 NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,249 April 9, 2020 Share April 9, 2020 Don't worry, I know a game that will settle this. Date Rooster, Marry Samurai, and Kill Wolf. ...Or whatever variation of the game you prefer. It's all the same! Doctor, what should I do about the stray cats in my neighborhood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 April 9, 2020 Author Share April 9, 2020 Be one with them and be catman. Doctor, something inside of me is awake, what should I do? ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi89 5,293 April 10, 2020 Share April 10, 2020 Nothing. Eventually it will come out as waste. Doctor, what's the best cure for addiction to chocolate? ˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,249 April 10, 2020 Share April 10, 2020 Since when has liking chocolate ever been a bad thing?! Let's throw a chocolate PARTY!!! Doctor, whenever I go to sleep, I don't wake up until days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 April 10, 2020 Author Share April 10, 2020 We are conducting an 'dream experiment' now go back to sleep. Doctor, I keep seeing clowns.. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kaeya Simp 13,989 April 10, 2020 Share April 10, 2020 1 minute ago, TBD said: We are conducting an 'dream experiment' now go back to sleep. Doctor, I keep seeing clowns.. stop watching the simpsons Doctor, I'm afraid of Doctors that are afraid of doctors that are afraid of doctors... (so on so forth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshi89 5,293 April 11, 2020 Share April 11, 2020 The only thing you need to fear is doctors themselves. Doctor, how do I stop drinking soda? 1 ˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 April 11, 2020 Author Share April 11, 2020 drink diet soda and you'll get sick of it. Doctor, I'm losing my visions. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051 May 4, 2020 Share May 4, 2020 On 4/11/2020 at 9:09 PM, TBD said: Doctor, I'm losing my visions. Why not trying to puncture your eyes so there are nothing to lose anymore ?? Doctor, I think I might be addicted to ponies, how do i stop that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,320 May 4, 2020 Share May 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Le Trotteur Sauvage said: Doctor, I think I might be addicted to ponies, how do i stop that ? *Pulls out a gun and places it on the table* Here, use mine. Doctor, I've been having nightmares about this blue horse who smiles at me in an unnerving way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsxile 27,267 May 4, 2020 Share May 4, 2020 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Bastian said: *Pulls out a gun and places it on the table* Here, use mine. Doctor, I've been having nightmares about this blue horse who smiles at me in an unnerving way... "Here are some images of this horse to stick on your bedroom wall: so the blue horse doesn't just smile at you in your nightmares, but when you wake up as well Doctor, I have a sporadic fear of windows. Edited May 4, 2020 by Nsxile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian 13,320 May 4, 2020 Share May 4, 2020 Then change to Mac. Doctor, I spend 25 hours a day in the computer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nsxile 27,267 May 4, 2020 Share May 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bastian said: Then change to Mac. Doctor, I spend 25 hours a day in the computer. Bah! Only 25 hours? You clearly need more time on the computer. Increase it 92 hours a day! Doctor, there's a tree growing out of my arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051 May 4, 2020 Share May 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Nsxile said: Doctor, there's a tree growing out of my arm. I suggest you to gaft a branch of an aplle tree so you'll get free food "Doctor I think I might be sad, what should I do ?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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