Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I disagree with me."

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"Your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Who told you you're snaked [a portmanteau of snake and naked]? I didn't tell you you're snaked."

"I love you and I forgive you, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Or, should I say, I love you and I forgive you, and there's not a Scott Dudley thing you can do about it."

[Tropical Melody 5,220]

"We went, and they came, and they came again?"

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( Overheard conversation this evening, not the faintest idea what about  )

 

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply."

[Quinch 1,120]

3 minutes ago, epiccuttlefish said:

"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply." 

I know the context for this and approve of your taste in [REDACTED].

"Well, let's go see how many things are on fire."

 

[Silver_Bolt21 38]

"Hey not my fault... salmon makes me flatulent..." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"You realize that if there's any bug or periodicity in your randomization, you will destroy all universes derivative of your current timeline. This algorithm is potentially dangerous."

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"You can win with the power of god and anime by your side, with a dash of LSD." 

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"Use commas. Command the undead." 

[Cash In 21,682]

''What did you just say about my talking car?"

[Tropical Melody 5,220]

On 9/24/2018 at 2:44 AM, Denim&Venom said:

"Your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it." 

 

On 9/25/2018 at 5:25 AM, epiccuttlefish said:

"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply."

Love these

 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"GodDude cannot squonk"

"There are two Dudes in an OddDude"

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"You're gonna get stung by a dolphin." 

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Guards get paid?!"

[Patty Thundersnow 4,130]

"More presents!"

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Yelling 'Have you heard the good news?' while throwing Bibles at their heads. Bibles, which hide ninja stars on the inside."

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"What, after all, is the value of residence in the kingdom of heaven, if the cost is one's self respect?" 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,130]

"Welcome to the roval crashfest."

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"I'm sure whatever he did was highly scientific, though."

[octoppai 31]

"Those are the eyes of Want."

[epiccuttlefish 112]

"Instead of ending its life on the table, we should prolong its suffering, in the name of Science."

[thepissman 76]

“I’m either gonna go home and sleep or go home, play games, and sleep”

[AJ2489 2,855]

We'll give him the full monty!

[Denim&Venöm 16,820]

"Can all problems be solved by Riker banging someone?"