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[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"Thanks Jake."

"You're welcome."

"He said Jake."

"You can get the fk... oh wait yeah." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!!" 

[Sparklefan1234 179,138]

56 minutes ago, Denim&Venöm said:

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

 

If ya smell what The Rock is cookin'! 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"Do you think he paints it yellow and is like: "Banana." Do you think that's a thing?"

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Jason can make anything look cool. Jason could make a kidney stone look cool"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"Fellas, is it gay to not be a masochist?" 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"They do it in Vietnam, so why can't you?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"Which means that Jesus was either a true prophet of god or a lesbian." 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"It's not pink it's peach! Peach! OK?"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"God is dead. God has been dead. And 3AM challenges killed him."

[Cash In 23,021]

"No pillow, I will not chill out."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Let's stick it back on and see if me nuts fit."

 

[MaxAnim 41]

I literally asked this while eating lunch: What is life?

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"You wanna get off my ass, dude? Yeah. Calm your tits."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"Wow! That was a fk ton of lumberjacks!" 

[Pastel Heart 6,473]

This isn't a beach, this is a bathtub!

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"Hi! My name is JASON.

"Ah! Nice to meet you, JASON. Have you ever wanted to fk a clown?" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'm pretty sure this guy sells meth in my neighborhood."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I understand all those words in isolation, but not when put together in that sentence."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"It weren't just about having fights and like, being yobs – I mean we was, and we did ..."

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"The bear trap collector gave me that fat meat again."

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"So apparently the 7 Gates of Hell are in Illinois and according to local legends if you drive through all 7 Hellhounds will drag you there."

 

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

"If you're playing this message, I'm probably dead. Weird, isn't it?"

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"OK, I'm gonna suggest we put new valves in this, and recharge it and re-evaluate. Actually I'm not going to suggest anything, I'm just gonna do it and tell them about it later ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,310]

"There are no I’s in team, but there are five I’s in “I don’t care how big the room is, I cast fireball”