Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 21,226]

 "I'm gonna fight like an eight year old girl."

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

I mean it's satisfying, but I just don't like it!

[Tropical Melody 8,426]

Then the news reached the pointy ears of the dwarfs.
The dwarfs can turn lead into gold...
"Can we?"
"Damned if I know. I can't."
"Yeah, but if you could, you wouldn't say. I wouldn't say, if I could."
"Can you?"
"No!"
"Ah-ha!"

 

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

So this whole time I could just get MURDERED?!

[Ragland Tiger 3,556]

"Talk to my heart, so I don't have to guess."

[Tropical Melody 8,426]

"Hello Elaine! You have nice mushrooms. That's not a euphemism! There's a picture of some mushrooms, and they are nice ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,226]

 "On a scale of 1-10, what's you're favorite color of the alphabet?" 

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

Oh no, we scared this guy and he got so scared that he...died.

[Tropical Melody 8,426]

He had died for his beliefs; chief among them was the very Hugglestonian one that bravery could replace armour, and that Klatchians would turn and run if you shouted loud enough.

 

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

Ooh, now I look like a flame!

[Tropical Melody 8,426]

It was in fact quite peaceful in the cells. The bunk was comfortable. The walls were covered with graffiti, and William passed the time correcting the spelling.

 

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

Life is short, but also, like, terribly and insufferably long at the same time

[Denim&Venöm 21,226]

"You ever say sorry to someone's balls?"

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

I wouldn't look so good either if my mouth was filled with balls.

[Tropical Melody 8,426]

"Because, if I'm going to look stupid on the Internet, I'm going to do it on purpose, not by mistake ..."

 

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

Don't vibrate at me, I'll vibrate at you!

[Denim&Venöm 21,226]

"You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot. Ah well." 

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

You see something pink, you run away!

[Emerald Heart 25,312]

"You know what's weird?"

"That they posted the mid-season finale of "The Villains of Valley View" on Disney+ before showing it on TV?"

"No, but that is weird."

[Denim&Venöm 21,226]

"Of course you throw a Sabaton reference." 

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

I hurt my dignity.

[Tropical Melody 8,426]

"Let me in, I'm nosy" was not a request likely to achieve success, it lacked a certain authority.

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,226]

"Kenta with a handful of Dick and down goes Evil!" 

[Tropical Melody 8,426]

"I have no idea how to set this up, I just press buttons and hope it changes ..."

 

[ExplosionMare 26,519]

I'm going to follow in my brother's...oh, nevermind.