Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"It's a monocle ... I always say if I had two I'd make a spectacle of myself."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,324]

"It usually is. Tbh...but you probably don't want your commentary team shouting "Close your eyes and count to fuck!" Every match."

[Denim&Venöm 20,324]

 "I've never seen something so gender affirming in my life! I need tacos!" 

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

"Oh f***ity! I messed up her f***ity f***ing wings!  Welp, guess she's redesigned now, b**ch! " (Me messing up Rainbow Kaboom's wings accidentally)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 22, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

Me: "to be honest, I enjoy talking to my stuffed animals like I'm stir crazy! Right Malibu???" 

Malibu:  (her face) 

Me: "So true, Malibu, so true..." (laughs) 

My Conscience: Ok, then... 

(me being weird again! You know, the usual!) 

 

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"I really hope it works because I don't have the mental fortitude to process a failure. Not today."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,324]

"everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, then it's not the end." 

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"You may also like: Tweed Shooting Jacket"!    And I'm trying to think in what social situations couldn't I wear that...

 

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

"There sure are a LOT of Kestrels in here, but no KESTRELBLUES!!! " (puts pic of OC) "Much better! " 

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Sorry to disturb you, but I have to ask – what's in the box?"

Spoiler

(Me asking a young lady on a train. It was a tortoise!)

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,324]

 "Ladies & Gentleman, find yourself a girl who will let you play with toy cars on her tan lines."

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Alright – gasket is in place, spark plug tube gaskets have been pressed in – when I say 'pressed' I mean with a hammer – but it works ..."

 

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Aww, never mind, give her a big hand for trying..."

"Trying what, cooking oil, fat bitch? What's she tried? Carol – take the 'C' off 'chips', what you got?" *shrug* "Can't do it for you, love."

 

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

"Don't get your Jiminy Crickets in a twist boy! "  

[Denim&Venöm 20,324]

"You can be yourself around me."

"Are you sure?"

 "Ye-"

"Are you absolutely sure?" 

 

[Sparklefan1234 179,219]

"Duh. Jerry "The King" Lawler." 

[Samurai Equine 54,695]

Do you want the restaurant-style chips or the Pringles?

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Is a queen higher than a one lower?"

"'Is a queen higher than a one lower?' Yes it is!"

 

[Nightmare Saturn 822]

Me: "Mario said he was the winner, but his accent makes it sound like  he's saying he's the wiener. " 

Also me: "Oh boy  I wonder how Luigi would react,"  

Scenario in my head: 

Mario: "I'm the winner!" 

Luigi: "You're-a a wiener?"  

Mario: "(coughs) Winner! Winner!"  

Luigi: "Yes, I-a get it, you're-a a wiener!"  

Mario: "NOOOO!" 

 

 

[Astralshy 29,159]

I shouldn't do this at 9 o'clock in the morning

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"I can't mess this up 'cause they only go in the spaces where they only go in."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

 

12 minutes ago, ZiggWheelsManning said:

offing innocent people

[Tropical Melody 7,379]

"Why are there steps leading into the river?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,324]

"I'm gonna be really honest.

I just wanted to bake cookies."