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[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"You'd think by now people would stop picking up the damn trumpets ..."

 

[Ashen Pathfinder 16,164]

I swear people and their addresses are so confusing FFS.

[Castle Bleck 19,440]

"Hey, man. You want some water?"

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

Something something something control valve.

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

"This movie will forever be personally attached to my life...  I fell asleep halfway through it." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "Dammit, Australian Wildlife. Could you just not commit a war crime for five minutes, please?"

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

Don't worry, there's always someone out there dumber than you. It might be hard to find that person, but they're out there.

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"And secondly, don't invite people to your party who have only three brain cells ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "This my neighbor, Ibushi. He is pain in my asshole. I have stupid sexy physique, he have stupid sexy physique. I have 5-star match, he have 5-star match. I make it to wrestling show in America, he get lost in baggage claim. GREAT SUCCESS!".

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"I don't care if it does have a tube station! That's not helping!"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"No no no I'm sorry you can't just have a sign saying '49 km' – 49 km from where? To where? Why? What for?"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"Where there's an opportunity to put beer in something, I'm going with it..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "Stop agreeing with me. I'm gonna question myself." 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"That's right, there was a time before Spotify! Shock horror..."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

"Money talks."

"No, you talk, too much."

[Flew Away 936]

"It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

"Be the American the Japanese think you are."

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"So there you have it! Giant, rabid, murderous chickens!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!" 

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"I walked into an empty chair once, and apologised to it..."

 

[Flew Away 936]

"At times, time stands still, if it even exists?"

[Flew Away 936]

1 minute ago, CelestiAlicorn said:

"At times, time stands still, if it even exists?"

"Time is invented by the human brain, just to fill the void"

[Tropical Melody 7,381]

"I'll tell you what, if I cross-thread this, I'm gonna lose it ... I will one hundred percent lose my cool, because I don't want to do this again..."

 

[Treeglow Flicker 14,212]

"All we got was a skateboard without wheels that randomly burst into flames."

[Denim&Venöm 20,327]

 "Respect our beaches, Dave.

           Fill in your holes, Dave.

           No illicit substances on the beach anymore, Dave."