Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Shiny Silvermoon 3,255]

"His name is Bill West! He's a legendary farmer with a mustache and a sharp shovel as a weapon! The legend says that he is able to harvest an entire field with one strike of his mighty shovel containing the power of all his ancestors! He was such a farmer that his family was actually the one who created the very first farm! One morning, Bill West woke up and he unexplainably decided to sharpen his shovel, set his farm on fire in front of his neighbors and become an adventurer. FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!!!" 

Edited November 22, 2023 by Shiny Silvermoon

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Hold up, hold up, what do you mean you don't have Ranch? What do you mean? What are you talking about? No Ranch dip? Tell me that's a mistake? What do you mean, there's no Ranch dip at [UK] McDonalds? Huh? How do you even survive? What?"

 

[Cagey 4,216]

“I’m like the Lorax. I speak for the garage doors.”

[Samurai Equine 48,688]

Look upon me and cower in fear, for the time is nigh! And as the reaper sets his sights on you, he sings a sweet and exhilarated, "Hallelujah."

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"All hypotheses concerning the current sequence of events are unlikely," the robot said. "Would you prefer me to say that we and the card players met at a discontinuity point in the space-time continuum in which two planes of reality intersected?"

"I think I would prefer that."

"Simpleminded sod. Shall we go on?"

"Let's. I just hope the car works."

"So do I."

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"As an environmentalist, I need to stop him from breathing." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

A bird that is caged thinks flying is an illness.

Edited November 24, 2023 by Ragland Tiger

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

Around them, the silence and the desolation crashed down.

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "I hate the government.

  But I also have a crush on it." 

[Samurai Equine 48,688]

It may be a power spear, but for now, it's a perch for a phoenix. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"I don't like Dark Matter and I wish it would go away."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,317]

"You are not the main protagonist in your own Hallmark Christmas movie!"

[Samurai Equine 48,688]

There better not be a story mode, because I am headcanoning so hard right. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

Your fingerprint couldn't be recognized. Try using a different finger.

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"I can’t believe this motherfucker honeydicked Randy Orton’s comeback"

[Samurai Equine 48,688]

I take it back. THIS deserves an animation. 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

I used to be afraid that I was going out of my mind. Now I am afraid that I am not going out of my mind.

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

"You wanna honor the memory of your late mother?

 Money Plane"

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 2,139]

Either you change, or everything repeats itself.

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

A proverb of the coast asserts that the presence of rats in daylight means that the land is abandoned of the gods.

 

[Samurai Equine 48,688]

As the residential Kung-Fu Panda expert, would you care to give us a summary? 

[Tropical Melody 5,534]

"Name?"
"Proteus."
"Occupation?"
"Shape-changer."
"Sex?"
"Any."

 

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 "I don't know why they're reaching that far down. But they do."

[TairikuOkami 18]

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

[Denim&Venöm 17,571]

 " A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline becomes apparent."