Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,273]

 "I don't know why they're reaching that far down. But they do."

[TairikuOkami 18]

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

[Denim&Venöm 20,273]

 " A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline becomes apparent."

[Samurai Equine 54,547]

And now there's a recipe for a dish called "Grandmother's Back Leg".  ...BLECH! 

[TairikuOkami 18]

Genshin Impact is truly an amazing game and it reminds me of MLP so much.

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,273]

 "Mom, you need to get the fk over here."

[Samurai Equine 54,547]

Gift giving should NEVER be this stressful. 

[Tropical Melody 7,315]

But I'm feeling righteous as I have spent the afternoon rotating the drivers 45 degrees. I do this at roughly six-monthly intervals, to give the spider a break.

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,273]

"Say it with me now. Cocaine comeback!"

"Cocaine comeback..."

"Cocaine comeback!" 

"Cocaine comeback."

"Cocaine comeback!"

 "Cocaine comeback!"

"Cocaine comeback!"

"Let's gooooo!" 

 

"I don't even know why I suggested that."

"I don't know..." 

[Samurai Equine 54,547]

It didn't work.  ... What you MEAN I have to try it for a week at least?! 

[Evil Pink One 13,545]

... Now fall down the stairs...

[Tropical Melody 7,315]

"It's red, so you know it's dangerous"

 

[Samurai Equine 54,547]

 I forgot to check the wire.

[Tropical Melody 7,315]

"Hey! Santa! Pass us that bottle, will ya?"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,273]

 "As far as like my own shit, I just do whatever the fuck I want at the moment. If I stop what I’m doing and do a fucking spinaroonie in the middle of the match and fucking take a wrench and gouge my fucking head open, it’s cause I felt like fucking doing it. It’s a form of self-expression."

[Tropical Melody 7,315]

"What do you look like?"

"Can't say, old man. Invisible, you know.  Makes shaving difficult."

 

[Cagey 4,257]

"Man, your horse has, like... no horse identity."

[Brony Number 42 10,088]

I bet this is flammable.

[Tropical Melody 7,315]

"It needs new electron containment device! That's why it won't do anything"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

"You could claim that anything's real if the only basis for believing  in it is that nobody's proved that it doesn't exist!"

-- Hermione

Edited December 9, 2023 by Ragland Tiger

[Samurai Equine 54,547]

Now this is MY kind of retro revival! 

[Tropical Melody 7,315]

"The next day I tried the Time Machine, but it didn't work."

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,483]

Marriage is like a relationship with a nutcracker.

[Samurai Equine 54,547]

Heaven forbid I say something like "Gee, the sky sure is blue today!". 

[Tropical Melody 7,315]

"Your package from SCHAEFFER AG was delivered Tue, 12/12/2023 at 2:04 PM"

Yeah! I know! I remember it well!