Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"The lady stepped in, turned her head, looked at the blue dragon head mounted on the wall and asked 'ugh, where's the chef?' " 

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

Oh no! Homeless woodlice!

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"This is where length comes into play… of the scene."

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

 

"I'm like this bitch got dressed up in her kinky nines-"

"okay that's time!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Deep throat it! Deep throat it! Deep throat it! Deep throat it!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Jokes on you! I love cake! And violence!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry nothing.

Edited July 23, 2024 by Ruddboy Olaf

[Totally Nyx 36,062]

Burn this sock, burn this sock, 1 2 3 4.

[Loyal Defender 4,111]

"Did you know this book is older than your dad?"

 

turns to see I just said that to my stepdad, and not his son

Edited April 20, 2022 by Loyal Defender

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Even Ska is more respected than Post-Grunge." 

[Dreambiscuit 9,904]

“Technically he’s not really alive; he’s just a croissant that became self-aware.”

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"What is this comedy bullst? Let me hurt somebody."

[Totally Nyx 36,062]

You keep it up and my Go-Go-Gadget foot will be heading over there!

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Ho! Where am I? Lorst in a dreadful forest –"

"It's meant to be a forest," explained the author to the audience.

"I wish you'd stop keep on saying things," said the heroine. "I forget where I am. Lorst in a dreadful forest.  What shall I do? Ah me! Crumbs! Who is this who yawns upon my sight?"

"Dawns!"

"A fierce villain," went on the heroine, ignoring him, "methinks. I shouldn't be surprised if it wasn't Carlo Rupino of the Bloody Hand. Oh Lor'! What shall I do? Ah me. He draws nearer. "

"It is him," prompted William.

"I was jus' going to say that, if you wouldn't keep on interrupting! It is him. I was jus' going to say it. Ah me! What shall I do? Whither shall I flee? Nowhere. Gadzooks! He draws nearer ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"This is NSBM. Noble Samurai Black Metal."

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"There's no way to look at that full frontal nude scene and not come to the conclusion one of us animated this."

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

The Senior Bolshevists met in the morning. They discussed the possibility of getting in touch with Lenin, but no one knew his exact address ...

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"The world is fked. I have a trumpet." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"Also it looks like one of the villains they're gonna face down is a sexy, evil, golfing vampire." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"I really like the wanna be, fkboy blue ranger." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,113]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS?"

[Northern Star 1,024]

"Extra pulp orange juice? Why not just swallow an orange at that point?"

 

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"The sun is setting on that era..."

"Tell them the light bulb has been around for a century and to get going again, we don't have time to stop for the dark"

[Tropical Melody 6,323]

"Why has it got two horns? Surely one is enough?"

 

[Totally Nyx 36,062]

Wait, all the managers are in a meeting? Everyone, the mods are asleep! Post pon-... I mean, uhh, yeah.