Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 51,843]

Person on Omegle: "Is that a piano?"
YouTuber: "Yeah, it is!"
Me: "Heh. He should have said: No, it's an Updog." 

[Tropical Melody 6,314]

"400 degrees is just ain't enough to get a luscious poof ..."

 

[Cagey 4,248]

“I wussed out today, but tomorrow I might wuss back in.”

[Ice Princess Silky <3 14,087]

"You don't burn bridges and then demand someone come back because something has happened. I want to cross over but there's literally no bridge, you brainiac. What do you want from me?! D:"

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

 "Did you just ask how much money the city of Pittsburgh has?"

 

[Samurai Equine 51,843]

So basically, he said "That's not a threat, that's a promise."

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

"Im sorry, what did you say?

"Drag queen cat nip."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tropical Melody 6,314]

"Everybody's like 'Where are you going? What are you dressing up for?' I'm dressing up to exist. Every day is a fucking gift. Also ..."

"That was a good one, you're onto something – so every day is a gift, so dress like it's your fucking birthday."

"Also, if you die, this is your ghost outfit ..."

 

Edited July 4, 2023 by Tropical Melody
Accuracy

[Cash In 22,381]

"GET THEM OFF MY LAWN!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

  "Why did I go sniff my PS4?" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

 "We've got a three way scissor party at Roger's place!"

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

 "Crocodiles can now fly or teleport!" 

 "You idiot! They're invisible. Run!" 

[Samurai Equine 51,843]

"He probably should have said 'Yeah' there instead of 'Yes'. His mouth never closes all the way, and the character is kind of casual anyways." 

BONUS:

"Well at least they nailed the tagline for the show!" 

[Rarity Gemstones 209]

I have to translate it but it roughly translates to:

 

"Well, if that's how it will be, I may as well just pick up my shorts from the cleaner and go wipe my behind with your wife's paycheck. Now excuse me while I go take a poop in my car you ungrateful idiot. So tired of your nonsense, you know that?"

[Tropical Melody 6,314]

To test whether it's mercury or not, try dipping your chips in it. If they seem heavy on their way to your mouth, then 'bingo'!

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

"This shite's ugly!

I'll buy it for $5k." 

[Tropical Melody 6,314]

"You're smarter than the average dust mite, surely."

 

[Abstract 832]

"...and that'll be fine, since Friday is her birthday."

"Yeah, but she's so fat!"

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Put two shoes together and make a bigger shoe.

[Tropical Melody 6,314]

"When using the escalator, keep to the right, or you'll be getting tutted at rather loudly"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

 "Women like Mac & Cheese right? We could do something with that?" 

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

 "Classy and sporty don't go together, but this guy snorts so much coke it makes all the sense in the world then. Incredible drip."

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

You can't solve all problems with black jack.

[Denim&Venöm 19,107]

 "Every victim had a hand print on their ass." 

[Tropical Melody 6,314]

"If not, like I say you're not in the middle of the Amazon jungle, there are shops, you can go get a new one..."