Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Samurai Equine 51,652]

Well, so much for that so-called protection plan. 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,118]

Existence is meaningless, the world is outdated, I vote for total shooting.

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 3,118]

Even in the weakest there is strength.

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"The NHS in Britain said to try jogging, which again is useless advice to a guy at a pool party or on a first date ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "They gangster leaned a 32,000 ton warship." 

[TBD 17,254]

“When they ask you why you love the rain, the ocean, the river, tell them because unlike the people, who should have loved you better, the water was never afraid to touch you; even when you were at your most damaged and broken.”

[Samurai Equine 51,652]

Faith in Walmart: Restored! 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"We need this 13mm spanner, not this smaller 13mm spanner ..."

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Gonna give them the Bob Barker treatment.

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "You... Are Japanese sexy bitch?" 

[Samurai Equine 51,652]

Not the bonding experience I was expecting today... 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"Now we'll take out the mouse nest material – this is preinstalled at the factory ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"Whiter than a gender reveal party at a Cracker Barrel."

[Jackleberry 1,923]

Imma punch your grandma

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"Are you yelling at me? I cannot be summoned like a dog!"

 

[Iforgotmybrain 5,719]

“The volcano uprising is just getting started”

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

 "They had sex you dense fk." 

[Samurai Equine 51,652]

Is it Australian Sauce? 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"One of the many drawbacks of not having a TV is that I’m forced to live my own life."

 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"Look! Don't touch my suede! You've disturbed the nap!"

 

[Ragland Tiger 3,401]

"When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty" --Dan Vasc

[Samurai Equine 51,652]

My bubblegum has a horse tattoo?! 

[Tropical Melody 6,246]

"I'm probably pissing someone off doing this on YouTube – I wish I was soldering it and welding and pouring concrete at the same time, 'cause that would piss everybody off. I bet there's someone at home crying right now ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"Why do I even have life insurance?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,053]

"If Charlie told me to sink 3500 hours into a convention, I'd tell him to go fk himself."