What's the weirdest thing you've heard someone say while sleeping?

[Reecejackox 413]

while they were sleeping

my school supply teacher fell asleep once in class and said good dog

[They call me Loyalty 1,952]

"If they don't improve, they'll be all erased from earth and the records" I wasn't aware of what I was talking about especifically, or with whom for that matter. I woke up and couldn't remember anything but a memory lapse. A clean cut in time.

This is not usual because my awareness is conscious outside this body. So, I think it was purposely erased from my biological memory.

One person of the service staff recorded the end of the conversation, and as he described it, this was a group of entities I was speaking with during my sleep, apparently about the children of earth. Beautiful beings, indeed. And was quite a lengthy meeting, that turned heated during the end.

It was unsettling, because my voice didn't sound like the one of this biological being, and the vocal cords were having a difficult time to reproduce it accordingly. Also the tone with which I concluded this talk was marked with inmense authority.

This was more than ten years ago. And it hasn't happened again since then, so I guess everything is O. K. with earthlings. Probably it isn't, at all. But, good luck with that.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,328]

He swears he didn't, but my husband once yelled out "Asshole!" while sleeping. He better not have meant me!

[Hierok 11,833]

A friend of mine said 'I'm not gay at all' when we werd on a room with 20 boys. 

[Dreambiscuit 10,904]

I used to have a bedroom next to my brother's room, and I used to hear him kicking the wall and swearing in the middle of the night. He has unusual behavior when he sleeps. 

I don't think I'll mention what he used to say. 

[SkyPie 262]

My half younger sister: "I'm not dead."

[TBD 17,267]

"cheeeeese"  it also blended  so well with their snore. 

[Appley Hooves 136]

I heard "I'm going to shove this snow shovel so far up your *censored*, you'll wish you were never born!" from my mom when I was 10 or 11. Was around 3am when I snuck downstairs for some late night snackies lol

[Divine plywood 1,249]

One of my friends crashed on my coach some time ago and in the middle of the night he suddenly yelled "Oh no, not the cauliflower!"

[Olly 1,014]

"long live the revolution" 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,136]

"I am Samson, hear me roar"

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,544]

I heard a guy yell when he was sleeping "there gonna get us".

[Lucky Bolt 35,180]

 "Bzzzz I'm a bee." ~ my brother. Not to mention he was laughing too. All while he was sleeping. Probably not the weirdest thing, but it was funny.  We used to share the same bedroom when we were little and I would wake up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom or something and every once in a while he'd say or do something hilarious in his sleep. 

Edited September 2, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[Cyclone 1066 3,621]

My roommate "moo"s in his sleep most nights.

My roommate has heard ME say "I'LL DO IT TOMORROW!" and "I want my Lauren."

[Prospekt 11,030]

I rarely hear weird stuff when people are asleep. I had a roommate who talked in his sleep--most of the time it was just incoherent mumbling, but once I was able to catch something along the lines of "I knew you weren't gonna [unintelligible], bro."

[Cash In 22,940]

My mum apparently heard me singing in my sleep once. Sad thing is, I can't even deny it because it probably happened.

[Nsxile 27,816]

I haven't heard others talk in their sleep, but one person reportedly heard me say in my sleep "lets use the short one". 

[Early Sunsets 2,108]

At band camp in high school one of our sousaphones talked a lot in his sleep, and I remember him saying "I don't want it" in a whiny voice one night.

[TheRockARooster 53,475]

Of course, you can have a drink.