List all the stupid injuries you have had?

[Reecejackox 409]

or strange

off the top of my head

cut head after hitting my head on a large road sign

brother tripped me which caused a scar

got stabbed with a pen which caused bleeding

got hit with a cricket ball 

fell off the middle of a slide.

[Ganondorf8 11,405]

Let me see...

• Got hit in the head with a baseball.
• Got hit in the knee with a baseball.
• Busted both knees at an amusement park.
• Crashed my bike the first time I rode it as a child.
• Got hit in the face with a basketball.
• Lost some front teeth as a child due to tripping over a fence.
• Received a cut on my hand when it got slammed into a locker.
• Scrapped my right arm whilst riding my bike on a major city road.
• Fell down from running down a hill at a wedding as a child.
• Many more that I can't remember.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Majority of my wounds didn't really happen out of stupidity... except two... well three now that I think about it.

-As a young kid I had a can stuck to my shoe, and cut my leg because of it.
-As a slightly older kid, I somehow managed to stab my palm with my pencil.
-And as a teenager I ran through a hall of mirrors thinking I had the path memorized... it was kinda karma because I was scaring my sister in law.

Edited September 15, 2018 by Snow Frostflame

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Out of stupidity? Well...most of that happened during the years of the infamous TV show Jackass.

• Bruised my head trying to crush a can
• bruised my...south of the border....trying to catch a pumpkin, watermelon, and cantelope.
• burnt my hand holding a copper pipe, trying to recreate the 1992 Olympics opening ceremonies

other than that most injuries were accidents.

[Br O N Y 382]

When I was little, I was on a swing in my garden when a wasp stung me.....in my penis..........it probably was the only time I looked like a real man lol. 

Once a tick decided to chose me to get their next meal from, and guess which body part it choose to suck on. Exactly, my Penis, what a gay tick lol.

The next one is really stupid, I wanted to show my classmates in the lab how harmless nitric acid on skin is, the bleeding would on the back of my hand probably wasn't that convincing.

Even more stupid, I made a chemical reaction in my bedroom in a closed plastic bottle involving KMnO4, which is super corrosive and can chemically burn things. The bottle got hot and pressure built up, and when I took it to open it, it exploded in my hands. The walls, shelves, books and even my computer screen was painted with brown MnO2 and the front side of my T-shirt was just.....gone. I ran for a shower, the water running into the drain was an intense purple colour, and I noticed that the hot KMnO4 burned several wounds into my belly. Now, over a year later, I still have scars from that. 

And I touched my face several times when my hands had tiny amounts of a bromoketone on them. Just so you can imagines what that's like, bromoketones were used as tear gas. 

So yeah, mainly penis stuff and chemical accidents, I'm less stupid now.

[Phosphor 11,532]

Mainly scrapes and bruises from getting thrown off my bike and from getting hit with a bottle rocket and falling off the picnic table. Add a sprained ankle from jumping over a mud puddle when I was in 12th grade. I did some stupid stuff as a kid. I drew the line at riding my bike off into the water at one of the boat launches, like a couple of my cousins did. lol 

[Steve Piranha 29,447]

Worst dream I used to have quite often last year, was returning to my old home..... I remember my parents being forceful as ever, but instead of just dealing with it, I’ve called them out..... only for them to not listen, as ever . But then, I find myself getting more and more unsettled, as if a whole decade worth of anger and hate where about to explode inside of me  

[TBD 17,257]

• Black eye for trying to "fly"
• Cut my finger while cutting the wrong way.
•  Stapling myself 

And god who knows what else's next.

Edited September 18, 2018 by TBD

[SteampunkLlama 13]

The majority of my injuries have just been bruises from poor impulse control, but I'd have to say the dumbest one I've had would be from a few months ago when I cut an avocado wrong and had to get stitches on my left index finger lol

[Dabmanz 2,139]

14 minutes ago, Riddle Chaser said:

The majority of my injuries have just been bruises from poor impulse control, but I'd have to say the dumbest one I've had would be from a few months ago when I cut an avocado wrong and had to get stitches on my left index finger lol

Ouch ive heard this has actually happened a lot with people cutting avocados that it has a name for it Avocado hand or something like that. It is a lot safer to break it with your hands and scoop it out with a spoon

[Arc Flash 7,884]

Way too many to list....

But the worst would be getting shot in the hand by a .22 by your friend at the shooting range says..oh it’s not loaded..bang..right in the hand..18 stitches later...yep..

 

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

3 hernia operations before the age of 5... 
Getting hit in the face with a cricket bat and breaking my nose...
Crouching down to pick something up off the floor and nailing the middle of my head on the corner of a bookcase...
Plus sticking my finger into various outlets at various times... nothing like a little jolt of the ol' electricity... sometimes I'm surprised I'm still alive...

[Here No Longer 5,279]

Probably a lot that I can't remember, but I have gotten a couple of small bruises from imitating a League of Legends champion .

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,442]

I gave myself a nasty black eye after I fell out of a chair and hit my eye on the foot rest lever. (i was 8).

Then I sliced my forehead open on a refrigerator door hinge because I ran on a freshly mopped floor. (I was 8).

Also there's the time I cut my hand open with a steak knife because I was using it to try and open a plastic case. (I was 15.)

Edited September 25, 2018 by Stone Cold Steve Tuna

[Midnight Solace 5,132]

Can I include genitals? 

[Fluttershutter 2,579]

I have a big scar on my arm from when I was a little kid and pushed on a glass door way too hard. 

I pretty much do stupid things daily but nothing else really comes to mind.

[EpicEnergy 23,226]

- I was trying to ride my bike as fast as possible and I took a turn too hard and got a lot of cuts from wrecking on the gravel.

- I got a huge cut on my foot from stepping on some glass from my sister's broken perfume bottle.

Those are all I can think of right now.

[Lucky Bolt 35,088]

I haven’t really had any stupid injuries in my life let alone injuries in general. Maybe if you count all the times I’ve hit my lower leg on my tow hitch this past year and have gotten a bruise from it. 

[Pastel Heart 6,467]

I used to do backyard wrestling! So let me count the ways: I ended up with a blood clot after a nail got driven too deep into my leg, a hand injury that needed stitches, burns on my back, and finally a broken ankle.

Needless to say me and my friends got in trouble with our parents and our operation was shut down. I'm fully healed from all said injuries these days, but my hand has a scar

[CatCat 1,118]

I had Nam flashbacks when i read the title

So basically i jumped at a friend and hit hit chest with my arm but the shock wave of my incredibly powerful blast bounced back and broke my arm

Definitely...