Post a Random Movie Quote [Updated]

[Number62 1,267]

This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.

Oh you're in charge? Well I got some bad news for you Dwayne. From up here, it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.

[Cwanky 17,949]

     

[Number62 1,267]

Hey, what happened to you? Trip over some loose cash? It's been three days since we met and still no calls. I figured you must be dead or something.

You expect every guy you meet to call you up?

The ones who are smart enough to dial a phone.

[Sparklefan1234 189,168]

"Is butter a carb?" 

[Cwanky 17,949]

                 

[ExplosionMare 28,944]

"I am serious, but don't call me Shirley."

[Sparklefan1234 189,168]

37 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

"I am serious, but don't call me Shirley."

 

 

Rumack: You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

 

[Woohoo 36,759]

"Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... ROCKETS EXPLODE!"

💥

[ExplosionMare 28,944]

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

[Sparklefan1234 189,168]

1 hour ago, Woohoo said:

"Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... ROCKETS EXPLODE!"

💥

 

11 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

 

"You're my favorite deputy."

[ExplosionMare 28,944]

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

 

"You're my favorite deputy."

"Yeeeeehaaawww!!!

Aaaaah!!"

[Sparklefan1234 189,168]

"You crazy rabbit! I'm out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!"

[Prospekt 11,040]

"I feel the need, the need for speed" 

[Number62 1,267]

You're without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

But you have heard of me.

[Northern Star 1,025]

"You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place"

[Cwanky 17,949]

              

[Tropical Melody 8,957]

"Would you call me a broad?"

"Well that depends."

"On whether you were watching me through a telescope while I was fooling around with your degenerate neighbour?"

 

[Emerald Heart 25,402]

"That's my girlfriend suckers!"

"Your wife, Johnny."

"My wife! Even better."

[Tropical Melody 8,957]

"You bastard! Drop dead!"

"I don't do requests."

. . .

"Wow. You were lucky he didn't kill you. Or rape you and kill you. Or kill you and rape you."

 

[Tropical Melody 8,957]

"I thought we were going to make love?"

"It'll cost you fifty bucks and an apology."

. . .

"When Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we always beat the dog."

 

[Number62 1,267]

        

[Balt 110]

Enjoy your last moments and don't touch anyone......because parts will fall off- Caper (2017 MLP movie)

[Tropical Melody 8,957]

"I thought we were going to make love?"

"It'll cost you fifty bucks and an apology."

. . .

"When Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we always beat the dog."

 

[Number62 1,267]

               

[Cwanky 17,949]