Have you tasted soap before?

[DubWolf 17,263]

It makes you smell nice and makes you clean but tastes gross  .

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

Bath and Body Works Warm Vanilla Sugar body wash. It's my favorite, and once, in a moment of insanity, I tasted it in the shower.

IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD!

Much as I hate to admit this, I did that only a few years ago. I have no idea what I was thinking!

Edited January 22, 2020 by cuteycindyhoney

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

Yeah. The days as a kid when my mom stuck a bar of soap in my mouth when I said a “potty word” or talked back. Those were the good days.  

[Splashee 28,563]

I am too tired to find a meme reference video.

 

Soap is supposed to taste bad, else you know what would happen!

 

And I have been a stupid kid a few times and tasted it. Shame on me!

[Cash In 22,302]

I tried eating it as a kid, because I was too curious for my own good. I'm sure you can imagine how that went.

Edited December 7, 2021 by Cash_In

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

I haven’t but I almost made my cousin taste it for saying the f word.

[MangoFoalix 24,954]

Odd question, but yes. Not on purpose.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

I found an edible soap recipe; I kinda want to try it now, but I don't have a mixer https://averyfoodlydiary.wordpress.com/2011/02/21/edible-soap/

And yes I have tasted soap as a kid

[Wasp Child 38]

I mean, I did have my mouth washed out with soap as a kid. I was really young, like 5 or 6, and I said something profane, iirc. The memory is fuzzy but I won't forget how horrible that taste was.

Edited January 22, 2020 by Dizzy Gazelle
a word

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,440]

I washed my mouth out with soap  a few times. Mostly my parents would just put a drop of hot sauce on my tongue. That usually did the trick too.

[Bastian 13,319]

Nope, never will, unless...

[SharpWit 2,647]

Never on purpose. Either I didn't rinse well enough after washing my hands or shampooing my hair. The worst for me is when I'm using head and shoulders, for some reason that stuff just fills the air and I have to hold my breath or I'll start retching. It doens't smell bad, it's just has this awful chemical thing about it.

I had an idea recently for edible candle soap because I think it's possible to make given that there are edible soaps, edible candles, soap candles, ect. It'd come in the form of a giant glue stick so you could cut off the used end if you want to have a bite, and then there'd be a wick of some sort either surrounding the outside or classic in the center, and you'd just have to dry the top or something. It has no purpose other than it's own absurdity really.

[EpicEnergy 23,218]

I've accidentally tasted soap a few times, and it doesn't taste good.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Not on purpose, but yes, yes I have.

[Thuja 3,659]

Yeah, I've gotten it in my mouth sometimes when I shower, though this one time I got a cat hair in my mouth and had to fish it out.  I forgot that I had soap on my hands when I did.

[Cagey 4,248]

I’ve tasted it accidentally before. Not pleasant. 

[TheRockARooster 51,145]

When I was a kid, it smelt so lovely.

 

I took a bite and instantly regretted it.

[Luigi 7,869]

My dad would always wash my mouth out with soap whenever I used foul language back when I was a teenager. It did not taste good AT ALL

Edited January 27, 2020 by Eren Jaeger

[The Historian 516]

The only time I tasted soap was when my mom washed my mouth out after she heard me swearing.

[Oblivion 20,266]

Yeah when I was young and said an f bomb! 

[Oblivion 20,266]

On 1/27/2020 at 1:17 AM, Eren Jaeger said:

My dad would always wash my mouth out with soap whenever I used foul language back when I was a teenager. It did not taste good AT ALL

It's my opinion that as a teenager at least as an older teenager you should be allowed to curse when it's needed without being disciplined. Of course I think that 11 to 14 is too young to be cursing like a sailor but at around 14 to 17 you are just starting to be an adult and if you stub your toe or hit your head on something it should be fine, cause lets be real, even 95 percent of good straight edge people still curse these days on a day to day bases. It just goes back to a time and place for everything, you obviously do not want to curse at a job interview or during a professional setting, but if parents overhear friends cursing around one another or you stub your toe or something it should be perfectly acceptable for an older teenager to curse. 

[Dreambiscuit 9,691]

I have tasted it but I didn't want to wash all my skills at profanity out of my mouth so I stayed on a soap-free diet for a while. 

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,463]

Nope, mainly because they haven't invented pizza flavored soap yet.

[AwesomeRainbow 473]

No and i never want to taste soap thats gross

[Treeglow Flicker 13,650]

I had this really nice smelling body wash soap that I tried out of curiosity a couple of years ago. Smell has never been a very good indicator for what something tastes like, has it?

As to why a grown woman would taste soap outside of her childhood years? Let's just say that I would be the type of scientist who would go above and beyond by actually tasting the chemicals in her laboratory only to be found dead face down on her desk at somepoint.

Also. Washing someone's mouth out with soap is an actual physical thing that is done? I always assumed that was just a weird cartoon thing that was too absurd to be real.