B.B.B.F.F is a massive cover for subliminal messaging.

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

The song “Big Brother Best Friend Forever” is clearly full of subliminal messages being shown to us by an all-powerful secret society. Don’t believe me? Here is undeniable proof.

SLEEP

The lines “When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly, to see how many other ponies I could meet” refer to people as equines, a metaphor for the average person having to work for a living, being a “work horse”. Finding it “rather silly to see how many other ponies [you could] meet refers to the illusion that we are capable of being self-sustaining, instead of being reliant on a large government body.

EAT

The lines “I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need, other ponies to make my life complete” tells us that we should put educating ourselves to earn money above friendship.

CONFORM

In the lines “But there was one colt that I cared for, I knew he would be there for me. My big brother, best friend forever! Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together”, “My big brother” is actually referring to Big Brother, and telling us that Big Brother is our friend. “Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together” is telling us that no matter where we are, what we do, we are constantly doing everything under the watchful eye of Big Brother.

NO HOPE

The lines “He taught me how to fly a kite (Best friend forever!)We never had a single fight (We did everything together!)” is telling us that Big Brother has influenced our lives permanently, given us our education, and that we should be grateful, and that fighting Big Brother is futile.

SERVE

The lines “We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams, I miss him more than I realized, it seems...” tells us that all our dreams and aspirations are just merely conditioning by Big Brother, to achieve what it wants us to, and that if we rebel against Big Brother, we will grow miss it.

KILL WHEN COMMANDED

“Your big brother, best friend forever, like two peas in a pod, you did everything together” is a previous line, being said by others, telling us that if we refuse to conform, the others will push us back in place.

START THE REACTOR

The lines “And though he's oh so far away, I hoped that he would stay, my big brother best friend, forever... forever...” tells us that no matter where we travel, no matter where we are, Big Brothers’ influence on us remains.

HEAD H

Finally, in the reprise, the lines “He was my big brother, best friend, forever... And now we'll never do anything together...” reminds us that if we refuse to accept Big Brother, and rebel, we will be cut off, living on the street, never doing anything productive again.

PURCHASE PONY TOYS

With that, I leave the truth exposed. You may do whatever you wish with it. I believe those who orchestrated this subliminal messaging scheme are the secret society that controls all governments, the Honorable Almighty Society of Brilliant Respected Officials.

Edited June 22, 2012 by King K. Roop

[Finesthour 7,287]

WE'RE SO FUCKING SCREWED.

[Ezio Auditore 702]

Or maybe it's a song about siblings.

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

Or maybe it's a song about siblings.

 

CONSUME

That's what The System wants you to think. Don't be a sheep, man. NO ESCAPE

[Graphite 80]

Or maybe it's a song about siblings.

 

im agreeing with you on this

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

im agreeing with you on this

 

RESPECT LEADERS

You're falling for their scheme, man. I'm telling you, this is a massive mind control attempt in the guise of a catchy song. Don't be fooled! BE FOOLED

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Quick! Everyone go grab some tin foil!

 

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Fuck.

 

Stupid me for thinking it was a fictional character singing about her relationship with her brother.

Edited June 22, 2012 by Lady Rarity Pony

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

Fuck.

 

Stupid me for thinking it was fictional character singing about her relationship with her brother.

 

DO NOT RESIST

Don't feel bad. We were all deceived. The truth has been revealed, though. Let nobody else be fooled! CONSUME KRAFT BRAND CHEDDAR PRODUCTS

[Despair 114]

illuminati? LOL no.

[AppleShy Sparkle 312]

[Neikos 968]

It took me a second to understand.

 

Nicely played.

[Moosefullaeggs 543]

HeadHasbro?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

I can't even come up with anything to say ._.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

You mean this was all a plot by THE secret society that I've never heard of?

[Skullbuster 1,906]

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON???

[InfinityWhale 771]

Please. If they were really trying to brainwash us, they would do things like... make sure we weren't violent by promoting love... or respected authority figures by having them be holders of power... supported a socialist scheme of economy by demonizing entrepreneurs...

 

Oh, shit.

[Silver Boulder 123]

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

My Little 1984: Surveillance is Magic.

[Midnightive 458]

O_O;

 

I'm ok just listening to the song... you know in its adorable form...

[Mephala 2,633]

I'm never going to play this song again. :0

[Ron Jeremy 2,032]

HeadHasbro?

 

OBEY

Indeed, the HASBRO is the head of all government bodies.

WHOPPER IS ONLY BURGER

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON???

 

OBESITY HEALTH PROBLEMS ARE A LIE

Since 1923, when the HASBRO was formed.

ALIENS ARE NOT REAL

Please. If they were really trying to brainwash us, they would do things like... make sure we weren't violent by promoting love... or respected authority figures by having them be holders of power... supported a socialist scheme of economy by demonizing entrepreneurs...

 

Oh, shit.

 

CAPITALISM IS KEY

Do not lose hope. There is still time to fight The Machine. Refuse to conform.

BREAST IMPLANTS ARE THE KEY TO RESPECT

[InfinityWhale 771]

Why does this feel like its adding up to an NLR recruitment drive?

[Victoria and Co. 782]

I... am surprisingly okay with this...