You've just been see kissing your favorite pony what do you do?

[Ghastchip 33]

To counter up the popular thread about being kissed by your favorite pony, I made this one, and I'll admit this is just the making of an topic that came when I read Pegasus25 post:

 

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Counter question: what if someone saw you being kissed by your favorite pony? Like a friend of yours, or your father,walked in just as it was happening, having no way of knowing that you did not willingly kiss her? To put in perspective, your friend/dad/whatever just witnessed you making out with an equine"

 

 

 

So, thanks Pegasus25, and to counter, what would you do?

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

I would just keep kissing her I guess. Until that person left my room, since I don't think they would interrupt something so weird.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

"Dad, I told you that you should have watched My Little Pony... They have begun to transcend time and space, I pray that they forgive you."

 

 

Crap I'm a dirty stinking pony.. I want my phoneix sticker back...

 

Edited July 27, 2012 by Hollowshield

[Random User 249]

Well I would do what any person would do in that situation.....

 

"Uh... I can explain I swear."

[Jadefire 2,797]

Awkward silence, followed by me saying: "Oh, come on, it's not like it's really that surprising."

[KakeiTheWolf 652]

I still would follow through with the punch, due to it being a reflex. And then my dad would punish me for hitting a girl. Although, when it happens to be a colourful pegasus equine with rainbow locks, I think he'd let it slide and consult a psychologist.

[Dusty Soul 2,611]

It would probably go down like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB6sIa_lG-A&feature=related

But with a pony.

(I need this to be a hundred)

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I would handle it like a boss:

 

 

"Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing"

 

 

Dad walks out laughing, awkwardness avoided.

Edited July 27, 2012 by Eljordo

[HunterTSN 1,444]

So here is how it went: BonBon walks in the room and sees me and Lyra making out.... Long story short we had to find a new apartment :/

Edited July 27, 2012 by thesteampunkninja

[Skar 324]

There would have be a good reason why I would be kissing her though. And no, it wouldn't be weird it all... I think. Edited July 27, 2012 by Skar

[Archangel 143]

Well, in the other thread I said afterwords I would, uh, move things along, if you know what I mean. Now, if I was a pony, and especially if I was still human, then I would probably just stand there and feel horribly, horribly awkward.

 

But I'd take comfort in the fact that it was Octavia.

[Scatterbolt 15]

I would probably just continue doing what I was doing if I were a pony I mean, so what? if I were human, well, that would be rather awkward.

Edited July 27, 2012 by Scatterbolt

[Pulcinella 1,016]

I would be like... "Um... Listen... Twilight comes from a different planet, and this is how they greet each other... Um... Well, She kissed me! I didn't kiss her!"

[1mlpfim 70]

I think if my mom (i dont have a dad) enters my room she would be like this:

But instead of the pants insert Pinkie Pie

Edited July 27, 2012 by 1mlpfim

[Bari 7,023]

Well, I'd probably hide my face out of embarrassment. Then, Pinkie Pie would probably be all bubbly and say hi to the random person. From there, I'm sure life would be odd from that day forth....

Edited July 27, 2012 by Coeus

[Cherry Blossom 864]

I would completely ignore everything, except for Octavia and still learn how to play the violin, so I can play a romantic song for my special somepony. But only if I was a colt of course.

Edited July 27, 2012 by SnowPegasus

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

If it was human on equine - I'd stammer a bit before friend calls me weird or my parents ship me off to the funny farm!

If it was human on human - tell either friend or parents to fuck off as I continue my makeout with Octavia

If it was equine on equine - I'd make sure that I'm not on drugs, tell my friend/parents to fuck off, then continue my makeout with Octavia

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

"hey guys, guess what we have? thats right a horse, came threw a portal, this also means hot to trot 2, grab my camera, I am gonna go practise my bobcat golthwait impression!"

(I have no desire to make out with a horse, and no desire to be a horse to make out with one, I am fine as a human, and wish to mate with other humans only)

[Archangel 143]

If it was human on equine - I'd stammer a bit before friend calls me weird or my parents ship me off to the funny farm!

If it was human on human - tell either friend or parents to fuck off as I continue my makeout with Octavia

If it was equine on equine - I'd make sure that I'm not on drugs, tell my friend/parents to fuck off, then continue my makeout with Octavia

 

This is another way to sum up what I would do.

 

With the exception of the human on equine bit. In which case I would look at them and shout: "THIS IS FOR SCIENCE!" And continue to do Octavia.

 

Also good choice of pony my dear sir.

Edited July 27, 2012 by Archangel

[Lacey Shadows 164]

 

This. But I don't think I'd be caught kissing a horse unless it was a really good bet and it involved a good reward.

[SonOfTheNorthe 412]

I'd be all "I can explain. You see, this pony traveled through a portal and started making out with me. What? It's not beastiality. They have language and organized society. Go away. You're ruining the mood."

 

And then we would resume.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I'd be all "I can explain. You see, this pony traveled through a portal and started making out with me. What? It's not beastiality. They have language and organized society. Go away. You're ruining the mood."

 

And then we would resume.

 

no...that's still beastiality dude, no matter how much you don't want it to be

still a small horse

you're still a human

sorry to kill the mood

[SonOfTheNorthe 412]

no...that's still beastiality dude, no matter how much you don't want it to be

still a small horse

you're still a human

sorry to kill the mood

 

Nope. It's more like Xenophillia. It's like having sex with an alien chick. Kinda like what Spock did. I think.

[Archangel 143]

no...that's still beastiality dude, no matter how much you don't want it to be

still a small horse

you're still a human

sorry to kill the mood

 

Not a horse, a pony, different biology. And as stated previously, they don't fit the definition of a beast. Therefore, not bestiality. Just like those humanoid aliens from Star Trek aren't human.

 

NINJA'D!?! Seriously?

Edited July 27, 2012 by Archangel

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

how does a pony not fit into the general definition of a beast?

 

and yeah but those aliens don't exist in our world, where as ponies do