What is your Electric Chair meal?

[Evilshy 5,090]

 

If it were my last meal, I'd choose the world's rarest truffle. Then, while they were searching for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom!

Of course, then I'd miss out on eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary...

Edited September 6, 2012 by Evilshy and His Own Ego

[AegisReflector 886]

I would actually go starve.

 

Think about it. If I eat a last meal and get really full, then I might feel that way for the rest of my afterlife. But if I DO NOT eat, then I can just pig out whenever I shall place.

 

Of course, heaven might have a rule that you can never get hungry or never get full, but hey, IT'S MY IMAGINATION!

[Purple Moon 14]

if i had a last meal i would beg for a buffet of all of my favorite foods and a bottomless amount of root beer, i would also ask for the worlds best and richest chocolate cake for dessert

if indigestion doesn't kill me a heart attack sure will

[Cakesplat 38]

I want a seafood platter with savory, buttery lobster, crunchy fried coconut shrimp, and grilled salmon. Just to name a few things.

 

An unconventional meal, but it has all my favorite things on it.

[Ink 191]

The sun. Since they agreed to let me have anything, they would have to pull the sun down to Earth, causing the apocalypse.

 

If I'm going down, I'm going down with STYLE.

[Dr. Nefarious 195]

I would have a sleeping pill so I wont have to be as afraid when the execution is done. So I wont have to try to resist when it happens.

[AmethystMoonRising 9]

I'd just like somthing simple, I hate the full feeling, if it was going to be the last few hours of my life I wouldn't want to die like that.

 

A banana.

[ZLTavs 87]

I wish to eat the red pill, and watch as the world around me is shown to be false, and I can just walk out of the prison a free man, as I now own the universe.

 

I can agree with Hime, if this is truly going to work, I would love to see it, but alternatively, if this was the Matrix, why would they make a movie and waarn us about it?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I would swallow a bottle of unpopped popcorn kernels.

When they throw the switch, I'll be a surprise popcorn dispenser. Popcorn will pour from my mouth...The group watching me will then have a barf-a-thon.

 

Bwa Ha Ha Ha!

[Marshmallow 1,137]

A bottle of vodka.

That way when I get electrocuted I'll be too drunk to care!

 

Or some anesthetic that will make me numb or put me to sleep. Dying while I'm asleep seems much more desirable than while being conscious.

 

On a more serious note, I've read somewhere from an ex death-row prison guard that most prisoners who are sentenced to death barely eat anything because they're too nervous. And I guess that it's perfectly understandable too.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

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[Vaporeon 1,168]

As much as I hate the way it tastes I would have to go with spinach so I could grow huge muscles and just bust out of the prison.

[MichaelxXxTrixie 433]

You are about to be executed and you are given a choice of a last meal.

 

The rules are

 

• All food must be able to be bought locally
• It can't reach above 40 dollars for your meal
• You have 30 minutes to eat your meal

 

What do you pick?

[Scootalove 10,689]

My last meal would probably be a chicken sandwich with Mozzarella cheese and chilli peppers. I know it's crazy but, at least it will be a delicious last meal.

[DaReaper 1,944]

Pizza quite honestly, a giid puzza and wings with suicidal hot sauce on the wing and cheese peperoni and mushrooms on the pizza

[Lost 1,410]

My last meal would be ribs in Jack Daniels sauce, yum!

 

Either that or I would forgo the last meal, instead I would request a phone call to the British emissary to request being deported to a UK jail, being a UK citizen.

[Celtore 2,770]

My last meal: chicken wings from my local bar. They are just delicious, a sweet seasoning and they have just the right amount of crispiness. A side of fries would also be nice... oh, and a cup of tea too. I would certainly not 'rest in peace' if I couldn't have a last cup of tea.

Edited September 24, 2013 by Celtore

[Arretez 225]

A gyro with fries and an ice cold IBC root beer. Judging from my eating history, that would only take about twelve minutes to eat, and it wouldn't fill me up. So, after that, I'd have a pint of apple cider and a blueberry muffin alongside it. Then a red velvet cake. It would only cost about thirty-three dollars, so that's pretty cool, I guess. Oh yeah, then I'd die.

 

My little brother was reading over my shoulder, so he says that he would eat rhubarb covered in chocolate laxatives and the most volatile of hot sauces. He would also not use the bathroom or fart for a whole week before his execution date. His last words would be "Fear that wrath that cometh from my pants, mortals!"

[CornBreadGang 514]

My last meal would be a burger and wings from Buffalo Wild Wings. Because I friggin' love Buffalo Wild Wings. And because it tastes good. There's so many reasons to like it.

[PonyBoy15 428]

My last meal would have to be moms cooking. Whatever she makes would be fine. It would be a comfortable feeling knowing you're eating the last meal prepared with love right before death.

[Cactus 155]

Chicken-lemon soup with some nice bread. I love it so much. There's a nice restaurant nearby that has it, and I can't get enough of it. It's amazing.

[Nobody Special 210]

I wouldn't eat, nor would I talk. I would sit and think of what I had done to deserve such a penalty in the first place, of how terrible a person I truly am.

[Thuja 3,659]

I'd like to have some bulgogi from a local take-out place around me.  Some bulgogi and meat-jun with that evil little potato side-dish of theirs...  Maybe some wheat bread with some biscoff spread on it too   

[MichaelxXxTrixie 433]

At the time I'd probably crave this.

 

4 peices of deep fried chicken, mash potatoes, peach pie and 3 Dr. Peppers

 

Maybe if I'm lucky I'll die of a heart-attack before I get executed.

[GhostPony750 959]

Smoked Mussels and smoked salmon.

These are simply delicious, my favorite food of all time.

 

So of course this is going to be my last meal.