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[Twiliscael 3,960]

@@Lady Rarity Pony, 

[12:12:04 AM] Lady Rarity Pony: <3

[12:12:08 AM] Lady Rarity Pony: explode together.
[12:12:14 AM] Lady Rarity Pony: like good teammates.

[12:13:05 AM] Twiliscael: And good lovers~

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

@@Lady Rarity Pony, 

[12:12:04 AM] Lady Rarity Pony: <3

[12:12:08 AM] Lady Rarity Pony: explode together.

[12:12:14 AM] Lady Rarity Pony: like good teammates.

[12:13:05 AM] Twiliscael: And good lovers~

But...but...what about the preceding messages?

[Twiliscael 3,960]

But...but...what about the preceding messages?

Nope, people shall have to interpret it themselves

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

 

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Edited May 11, 2013 by Lady Rarity Pony

[NavelColt 22,880]

[5:40:43 AM] Matt (DR): ~CD~ where be you?

[5:40:51 AM] Matt (DR): come in here before I turn your discord into order

[5:50:24 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Bitch threatens the impossible

[5:50:32 AM] Matt (DR): >: )

[5:50:34 AM] Matt (DR): try me...

[5:50:48 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: K BRO ADMIN > NOT ADMIN I WIN <3

[5:50:55 AM] Matt (DR): ....

[5:50:58 AM] Matt (DR): >: (

[5:51:01 AM] Matt (DR): not fair...

[5:51:26 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Perhaps we haven't met. I'm CD. Admin of Chaos and not Harmony. Helllooo

[Key Gear 6,663]

[5/12/13 8:04:50 PM] NewCalamity: No romance?

[5/12/13 8:04:52 PM] NewCalamity: NewCalamity has left the conversation

[NavelColt 22,880]

[4:35:00 PM] Ambrosia: Silver, Marco and Dawn are the Tech Puppies.

[4:35:08 PM] Ambrosia: Nascar is the eqtv kitten.

[4:35:18 PM] Ambrosia: RJ is the eqtv ferret.

[4:35:25 PM] Ambrosia: I'm running a mother bucking zoo.

[4:35:49 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: :U You can keep your rendition of Ace Ventura Pet Detective, I'm good with all the forum mods. The sane people.

[4:36:01 PM] Ambrosia: Mother of God

[4:36:07 PM] Ambrosia: I'm at work and I almost died there XD

[Twiliscael 3,960]

@@WingMcCallister, 

[10:22:00 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: What?
[10:22:16 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: I'm touching you in ways you never thought could be done with words.

[Betez 1,734]

Zoop: Nano Machines

 

'nuff said

[Zoop 8,384]

[11:08:11 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear kisses akita-ken! (inlove)

 

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[11:12:00 PM] akita-ken: akita-ken pecks Key on the cheek :$

 

...

 

[11:12:08 PM] Zoop: 0/10. Lame.

[Starshine 16,333]

[11:08:11 PM] ... [11:12:00 PM]

That nearly 4 minutes delay... What is your secrets??

[NavelColt 22,880]

[5:47:44 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Also, on a personal note, I've made a convenient list of every 'C.Discord' topic I've ever made in a new blog entry I know how much you enjoy those xD http://mlpforums.com/blog/35/entry-4971-cdiscords-legacy-of-cdiscord-topics/

[7:31:27 PM] Feld0 (Poniverse.net): CD topics. Yessssss....

[7:31:45 PM] Feld0 (Poniverse.net): Please forgive me; I will need to, like, book a time to read through all of them.

[7:34:02 PM] ~Chaotic Discord~:

 

So...yeah :3

 

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Approximate quotations since this was said in a voice call:

 

 

Marco: *takes headset to bathroom to listen to call*

 

*sound of streaming liquid*

 

Chigen's brother: "That sounds like a steady stream you've got there. Do you have a healthy prostate?"

 

Marco: "I was using the sink"

 

Chigen's brother: "Why would you piss in the sink?"

 

*various laughter*

Edited May 31, 2013 by Lady Rarity Pony

[NavelColt 22,880]

My Trolled Ratchet: Test Accounts are Magic.

 

 

My buddy Drocsid. He's good at checking things out for me when I need to know what's going on among the commoners. Makes sure nopony is buying anypony else any cider under my name without my consent, and whatnot.

[RazzyJam 1,519]

My Trolled Ratchet: Test Accounts are Magic.

 

 

My buddy Drocsid. He's good at checking things out for me when I need to know what's going on among the commoners. Makes sure nopony is buying anypony else any cider under my name without my consent, and whatnot.

Lol, WR is such a ditz!

Wait... Wut?

[Zoop 8,384]

iZoop offers key gear energy providing black beverage of the gods with ice.

[03:35:44 PM] iZoop: Coffeeeeeee

[03:35:48 PM] Key Gear: Noooo!!! D:

[03:36:04 PM] Key Gear: Coffee was my cruel master, but I shall serve it no longer.

[03:36:06 PM] Key Gear: :3

[03:36:09 PM] iZoop: Burn with me (drunk)

[03:36:14 PM] Key Gear: Noooo! D:

[03:36:37 PM] iZoop: iZoop clings to Key Gear and starts sweating and crying coffee

[03:36:46 PM] Key Gear: Eeeeek! D:

[03:38:01 PM] iZoop: iZoop dissolves into coffee, soaking key gear

[03:38:14 PM] Key Gear: NOOOOO! D:

[03:38:28 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear swats at the coffee furiously and falls backwards!

[03:38:53 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: Wing T.F. McCallister catches Key -.-

[03:39:03 PM] Key Gear: Thank you :3

[03:39:26 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: Wing T.F. McCallister sighs. 

You're welcome.

[03:40:42 PM] iZoop: iZoop pours Key a cup of coffee.

[03:40:50 PM] iZoop: You seem to be delirious with exhaustion

[03:41:04 PM] iZoop: Falling over like that

[03:41:17 PM] iZoop: Relax and have a cup.

[03:41:45 PM] Key Gear: ...

[03:41:53 PM] Key Gear: Why do you tempt me… o_o

[03:42:11 PM] iZoop: iZoop sips his own cup.

[03:42:11 PM] iZoop: Mm? (think)

[03:42:13 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear takes the cup and throws it across the room! D:

[03:42:31 PM] iZoop: That was our finest china D:

[03:42:37 PM] Key Gear: Oh darn! D:

[03:42:58 PM] iZoop: Your grandmother gave that to us as a wedding gift ;(

[03:43:07 PM] Key Gear: ...

[03:43:08 PM] Key Gear: Wut

[03:43:14 PM] Key Gear: Nope nope nope nope!

[03:43:22 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: o.o

[03:43:28 PM] Key Gear: WORST DREAM EVER!

[03:43:31 PM] iZoop: Don't..,  don't you remember?

[03:43:31 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear flips table!

[03:43:39 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear flees!

[03:43:52 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: -.-

[03:43:53 PM] iZoop: iZoop screams as he narrowly avoids the table

[03:44:11 PM] iZoop: Wing, quick. I think my beloved wife has lost it D:

[03:44:25 PM] iZoop: All the late wok nights have finally gotten to her D:

[03:44:35 PM] Key Gear: D:

[03:44:42 PM] Key Gear: Buck this, buck you, buck everything!

[03:44:47 PM] Key Gear: HOW DO I WAKEUP!?

[03:45:23 PM] iZoop: ... Do ... Do you not remember? All of our years together? ;(

[03:45:32 PM] Key Gear: Years?! Nope nope nope nope!

[03:45:33 PM] iZoop: Do you really remember none of it?

[03:45:40 PM] Key Gear: YOU ARE LYING!!!

[03:45:50 PM] iZoop: What of our children? D':

[03:46:08 PM] Key Gear: ...

[03:46:09 PM] Key Gear: WAT

[03:46:14 PM] Key Gear: NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!

[03:46:37 PM] Key Gear: I know how to fix this.

[03:47:00 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear goes to workshop and builds a crossbow.

[03:47:06 PM] iZoop: I... How will I explain to the little ones that mommy doesnt remember or love them anymore? D:

[03:47:27 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear points crossbow at the obnoxious pink pony! D:

[03:47:44 PM] iZoop: Wha... Key... No... D:

[03:47:47 PM] Key Gear: ...

[03:47:52 PM] iZoop: Please... Put it down

[03:47:54 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear points crossbow at self.

[03:47:59 PM] iZoop: We can get help you you

[03:48:02 PM] iZoop: NOOO

[03:48:05 PM] Key Gear: Key Gear pulls the trigger and self-decapitates.

[03:48:34 PM] iZoop: iZoop runs to Key Gear, clutching her corpse and sobbing pathetically

[03:49:02 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: FBS

[03:49:34 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: Wing T.F. McCallister takes the TARDIS and intercepts arrow.

[03:49:35 PM] iZoop: iZoop is soon joined with two young purple fillies, who seeing the corpse of their mother alongside their now blood soaked father, are scarred for life, growing up into degenerates that live a life of crime

[03:49:53 PM] iZoop: iZoop eventually commits suicide over his guilt that he could prevent none of this

[03:50:45 PM] Key Gear: ( Sorry Wing, wrong dimension. (chuckle) )

[03:52:02 PM] Electrobolt: o.o

[03:52:06 PM] iZoop: iZoop is long theorized to have murdered Key Gear, causing the reputation of his entire family to be forever ruined for generations to come

[03:53:35 PM] iZoop: And so ended the Key tragedy.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

I've added the deleted text to the image in black font.

 

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

I was out of town for a week and circumstances came together to almost cause:

 

OPERATION TURKEYNAPPING

 

[7/5/2013 10:33:46 AM] DashForever: So I just found out that on the way back home, we'll be stopping where Key lives to catch another flight.
[7/5/2013 10:33:52 AM] DashForever: This means I have about five hours to figure out how to kidnap Scoots and bring him back to civilization.
[7/5/2013 10:33:59 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~:
[7/5/2013 10:34:18 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Do eet
[7/5/2013 11:08:03 AM] DashForever: I think I'll tell him to meet me at the airport, then give him my phone and try to trick him into typing up a RP post on it.
[7/5/2013 11:08:15 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: xD
[7/5/2013 11:08:17 AM] DashForever: Then while he's distracted, I'll zip him into my duffel bag and bring him aboard the plane.
[7/5/2013 11:08:24 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: Get a pic of you two at the least
[7/5/2013 11:08:34 AM] DashForever: By the time he's done with his wall of text RP post, we'll be flying over Idaho or something. Then it will be too late.
[7/5/2013 11:08:49 AM] DashForever: It's brilliant.
[7/5/2013 11:09:01 AM] DashForever: It's the best idea I've ever had
[7/5/2013 11:09:09 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: (y)
[7/5/2013 11:10:05 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: "Probably would work.
What kind of phone?"-Luminescence, Yesterday 11:09 AM
[7/5/2013 11:10:08 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: XD
[7/5/2013 11:12:23 AM] DashForever: You told him?
[7/5/2013 11:12:33 AM] DashForever: Now it'll never work
[7/5/2013 11:12:36 AM] ~Chaotic Discord~: :3

 

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling admin

[Twiliscael 3,960]

derp

Edited July 27, 2013 by Twiliscael

[Marcato 2,143]

[12:58:58 PM] Wing T.F. McCallister: what is your definition of amazing

[12:59:08 PM] iZoop: Fucking awesome

Edited July 26, 2013 by Marcato

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Words from our overlord @@~Chaotic Discord~

[NavelColt 22,880]

Words from our overlord @@~Chaotic Discord~

 

Passive Aggressivecord is my third nickname.

 

Since Marcato fails and still hasn't quoted it:

 

Artemis is mine and NC's secret hybrid love child. My activity, his quietness and sterness.

~Myself

[Starshine 16,333]

I'm a horrible person for posting this

 

 

[11:24:26 AM] Key Gear: So. Yeah. If Key and Swift hit it off really well.
[11:24:32 AM] Marco Paparatto: ....wat?
[11:24:32 AM] Key Gear: Right, Zoop catches on quick.
[11:24:35 AM] Marco Paparatto: .........
[11:24:37 AM] Marco Paparatto: wat?....
[11:24:44 AM] Marco Paparatto: .....wat?......
[11:24:49 AM] Key Gear: Wat?
[11:24:51 AM] Marco Paparatto: Marco Paparatto brakes
[11:24:54 AM] Key Gear: : o
[11:24:59 AM] Key Gear: Key Gear accelerates.
[11:25:04 AM] Key Gear: Vroom, vroom! =]
[11:25:10 AM] Marco Paparatto: NOT THAT KIND OF BRAKE
[11:25:13 AM] Key Gear: : o
[11:25:21 AM] Marco Paparatto: Marco Paparatto facepalms
[11:25:53 AM] Starshine: (rofl)
[11:27:52 AM] Zoop: eyes on the road, marco.
[11:28:00 AM] Zoop: you wouldn't want to crash right into key, would you?
[11:28:05 AM] Zoop: ...or do you?
[11:28:09 AM] Marco Paparatto: ....wat?
[11:29:19 AM] Key Gear: xD
[11:29:39 AM] Starshine: Key, prepare thine posterior
[11:29:56 AM] Key Gear: NOPE
[11:29:56 AM] Key Gear: NOPE
[11:29:56 AM] Key Gear: NOPE
[11:29:57 AM] Key Gear: NOPE
[11:29:58 AM] Key Gear: NOPE
[11:29:58 AM] Key Gear: NOPE
[11:29:58 AM] Key Gear: NOPE
[11:30:08 AM] Zoop: pfffff (rofl)
[11:30:08 AM] Key Gear: MOTHER BUCKING NOPE!
[11:30:17 AM] Zoop: LOOK, MARCO! NOW YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY UNCOMFORTABLE ONE!
[11:30:36 AM] Marco Paparatto: THIS IS GETTING WAY OUT OF FUCKING HAND
[11:30:42 AM] Marco Paparatto: Marco Paparatto hits the self destruct button

[Marcato 2,143]

 

[4:28:02 PM] Concord: pls no ;_;

[4:28:19 PM] Concord: Concord Glomps celestia plushie

[4:28:22 PM] Marcato: The intro is the only creepy part <3

[4:28:27 PM | Edited 4:28:29 PM] Concord: Save me! D;

[4:28:29 PM] Marcato: You have a Celestia plushie? D:

[4:28:34 PM] Concord: No :c

[4:28:37 PM] Marcato: ;_;

[4:28:40 PM] Concord: ;_;

[4:28:50 PM] Concord: My pillow is my plushe ;_;

[4:28:54 PM] Concord: Concord Cries

[4:29:09 PM] Marcato: My imagination is my Starlight plushie. ;_;

[4:29:26 PM] Concord: I want a real Celestia ;_;

[4:29:32 PM] Marcato: I want a real Starlight ;_;

[4:29:38 PM] Concord: ;_;

[4:29:43 PM] Marcato: Gosh we're so pathetic aren't we.

[4:29:56 PM] Concord: Yes, but, Feels... ;_;