CONSPIRACY REVEALED: Operation 'Scoots'

[NavelColt 22,883]

Long ago, MLPForums lived in harmony. Then everything changed, when the Scootaloo Nation attacked.

 

'Scootaloos', "Scientifically Created Omni-bots Obsessively Targeting All Lifeforms Or Octopi" are an ancient race of beings from beyond the cosmos. The war that ensued between the two groups lasted for weeks, with some of the battles taking the form of 'DDoS' attacks that even members could see, but most of the battles were behind the scenes, between the staff of MLPForums, and the invaders from beyond.

 

Neither side could gain ground. So in the end, there was a peace treaty.

 

Out from the Scootaloos emerged a single Scootalien. Dropping his weapon, he shouted, 'Take me to your Admin.' Meeting with Feld0, the overbearing ruler of MLPForums, the two entered a sacred pact, that no one would ever come to suspect.

 

In exchange for giving Feld0 and his staff alien technology that they could use to enhance MLPForums, such as 'Blogs' and 'Topic temperature icons', the leader of the Scootaloos, come to be called 'Scootacool', would be given absolute power alongside Feld0 as an admin of MLPForums.

 

The pact was signed, and it was put into effect. With his own stamp of approval, Feld0 dubbed this pact 'Operation Scoots'.

Edited September 27, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Shift 4,277]

Edited September 27, 2012 by Royal Muffinz

[Whiteshade 1,427]

Pulitzer now.

[Starshine 16,335]

 

Somehow everything makes sense

[Shiki 5,857]

[Iudex 1,945]

Mother of Celestia....

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

[Nas 2,874]

...

 

My only reaction to this theory.

 

http://youtu.be/TSx7X77Qpa8

[Key Gear 6,664]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fUHk9FLZMf4

[Dusty Soul 2,614]

oh my... It does make sense...

[XUNUSEDXXX 3,459]

[Finesthour 7,289]

Dude, you're doing it wrong!

 

You needed to take screenshots from the show, and photoshop everything in.

 

You know... be right back.

[Twiliscael 3,962]

It all makes so much sense!

[Marcato 2,144]

AND NOBODY. IS SURPRISED.

[HunterTSN 1,444]

My life is complete

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

I love how my one blog post made this whole Scootacool is an alien fad. c:

 

ERMEGHAWD, PUT ON YOUR TIN FOIL HATS, EVERYONE.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Legit 'nough for me

[Finesthour 7,289]

Here we go.

 

[Twiliscael 3,962]

Even funnier the second time

[Nas 2,874]

Oh gosh, I can't comprehend all the win in this thread.

[NavelColt 22,883]

Here we go.

 

 

[RazzyJam 1,519]

The only thought going through OPs head ^

[NavelColt 22,883]

 

The only thought going through OPs head ^

 

Oh, you know me too well~

 

This started as a conversation with the Scootalien himself on Skype. Then I was like 'lol time for a topic'.

[Finesthour 7,289]

Oh, you know me too well~

 

This started as a conversation with the Scootalien himself on Skype. Then I was like 'lol time for a topic'.

 

I made this topic 50% cooler.

Admit it c: