I have discovered coffee.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Adding cream and sugar to coffee? Blasphemy!

 

Personally, I can't function without 3-4 cups in the morning. Coffee, that dark, bitter, delicious elixir of life is one of mankind's greatest discoveries.

[)O( Scarlet )O( 1,259]

ah coffee, the substance that is my life blood

I have one of those vitorria coffee capsule machines

[MyLilPony 39]

Hehe, we just got one of those new V-Cup keurigs, I drink way too much coffee to my own hurt, usually about 4-5 pots a day, I'm the definition of coffee addiction...

[Clover Heart 978]

I can't stand coffee. It's too bitter. I see a lot of people saying to add sugar, but why would I do that when there are plenty of other drinks where I don't need to add unnecessary sugar? On top of that, coffee makes me extremely jittery, irritable and in the end, more tired than I was to start.

 

The only thing even remotely close to coffee that I'll drink is this stuff. Which I'm convinced it about 5 drops of sweetened coffee in 500 ml of milk. Or this stuff, which is like "Would you like some coffee with your sugar?"

 

Thank you, no, I'll stick to tea.

[Best Username Ever 211]

Well if you can't deal with coffee try energy drinks they are super sweet and even more energyish but be warned to many a day can be bad for your health

[MorningFlash 214]

I'm not a huge coffee enthusiast, the extent of my coffee consumption habits generally go to the ready to drink drinks you can get from ALDI and the occasional caramel latte macchiato, or the occasional mocha frappuccino from starbucks 

[Sekhayet 253]

Coffee is for pegasi. Unicorns drink tea.

 

Discuss.

[PaegeStorybrook 7]

Coffee is for pegasi. Unicorns drink tea.

 

Discuss.

There is an interesting thought there. I can intuitively see why this may be so. Where would you place mocha's?

[Frostgage 7,972]

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... that is coffee." - Godot

 

(For the record I don't even like coffee)

[PaegeStorybrook 7]

I started with tea as a child, moved up to mochas in my mid teens but it was a barista job that had me drinking it black.

As a result I'm a 3 cuppaday pony.

[Castle Bleck 19,167]

Godot is displeased; this topic turns him red with rage...

 

Edited January 28, 2014 by Anti-Villain

[just ignore me 86]

I drink a thermos full of black coffee every morning with no cream or sugar. It doesn't really help me wake up but i love  the taste.

[Sekhayet 253]

There is an interesting thought there. I can intuitively see why this may be so. Where would you place mocha's?

 

Zebras. They try and try to be normal but they just aren't.

 

#blackcoffeeforlife

[Clawdeen 12,110]

If you discovered coffee you must be rich 

[Luna the Great of all the Russias 2,705]

What happened to the MLPF black coffee drinkers?

[Fluttershutter 2,118]

Agreed with the original poster. I don't know how this bitter, terrible drink has consumed the whole world.

[EpicEnergy 22,082]

Well when I do drink coffee, which is very occasional, I drink my coffee plain, without anything in it, and it makes me extremely hyper. Like I talk really fast, do things extremely fast, and I have extreme difficulty in sitting still.