The Corrupted Wish Game

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but they're made out of decaying intestines.

I wish for a beautiful orbital laser cannon to ransom the planet with.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but he is defected.

I wish I was more around on this forum

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 615]

Granted, but you hands will become  your keyboard

I wish Star Wars Battlefront III was released

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it won't run on any system you have.

I wish I had more avatars. o3o

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Done, but they are all of salt shakers.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted, because technically you don't.
You'll just die if you don't.

 

I wish I had a new game to play.

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

Fine, but the game is Desert Bus.

I wish I lived forever.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then the universe implodes away from you.
 

I wish more people were on the Discord server =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but with less people on the "Order" servers, the Internet eventually explodes from lack of order!

I wish I could have seen all the Star Wars films today on Star Wars Day instead of just half of them.

[Krashface 534]

With the powers of the stars, Your wish reality will become. But you're gonna fusing with your coach.

I wish to live in this place 

Spoiler

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it turns out to be Laketown. Mid-movie in 'The Hobbit'

I wish old towns were more like the LotR towns/cities.

=w=

 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted, but they all get destroyed by orcs.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

No words, just granted:

I wish I was a better slime =w=

 

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

  Granted. You're now an Ooze.

  (Don't worry The Rest Of You, He knows what I mean! Mwa-ha-ha!)

 

   I wish my name was Heady Manbeast!

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but you'll never look intimidating to live up to that name!

I wish I was a good dialog writer in my fan fictions

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Forgot the Wish

[Widdershins 9,959]

  Granted, its the best SlashFic dialog ever!

 "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!"   "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!"   "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!" .....

 

  I wish for less wishes! Hah! I'm so clever!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. No one will ever wish again.

That last post confused me. What do you seem to think I know?
O_o

I wish I knew :V

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

You now know, but the knowledge drives you insane.

I wish this statement was false.

[Krashface 534]

Your wish will be granted, but you're going to become a potato.

I wish to know morse code.

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

--. .-. .- -. - . -..     -... ..- -     -. --- .--     -.-- --- ..-     -.-. .- -.     .-. . .- -..     .- -. -..     .-- .-. .. - .     --- -. .-.. -.--     .. -.     -- --- .-. ... .     -.-. --- -.. . ·-·-·- ..     .-- .. ... ....     .-- .. ... .... . ...     .-- . .-. .     .... --- .-. ... . ... ·-·-·-

[Flutterstep 47,068]

Wish granted, however, since it's a horse and not a wish now, your wish is no longer valid.

I wish for Fluttershy x Vinyl to become cannon in the show.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then Octavia steals away Bon Bon.

I wish I had something to do all day =w=

 

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 615]

Okay, but you'll be working 24/7.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you're now afraid of the floor.
I wish I could get some pizza

[Will Guide 21,360]

6 hours ago, Widdershins said:

  Granted, its the best SlashFic dialog ever!

 "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!"   "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!"   "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!" .....

Actually not a bad wish for me personally, since I've been struggling with that, too!

As for Trotteur's wish for pizza: Granted, but it will be frozen with no way of heating it!

I wish I could see more the Disney Animated tv shows from the 90's on Netflix (Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop, Duck Tales, Tale Spin)

Edited May 6, 2017 by WiiGuy2014