The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! but you will be bullied for 3 months

I wish I had power

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you now have the power of brozhoofing every post send by LeTrotteurFuneste.

I wish I had super power too !

[TBD 17,254]

Granted your power is to shape-shift into rocks only.

I wish batman is real.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted, but his secret identity is....DONALD TRUMP  *jingle* TIN TIN TIIIIIIIIN !!!
I wish I had money !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you have all the money in the world.

Sadly no one else does, causing all economies to collapse and the world plunged into anarchy.

I wish I knew how to run a country =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but no one vote for you so you're useless !
I wish I  have all the money in the world and sadly no one else does, causing all economies to collapse and the world plunged into anarchy.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but it's all in a digital format, so, when the world is plunged into anarchy, it's destroyed in the resultant power failures.

I wish for free MLP merch.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but it's all of Flash Sentry and Flurry Heart.

I wish I could sing.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

You can but now everypony is deaf
I wish I was not deaf because of you !

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Granted but you're blind instead.

I wish Lightning Dust would come back.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but she never speaks!

I wish I could write intentionally bad fanfics!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. No curse, just granted, because that's bad enough :V

I wish I could inspire people =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but you inspire some guy to become the next Adolf Hitler, causing WWV (World War 5).

I wish I could make better jokes out of this game!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you make jokes so good, no one else can top them, ruining the game for everyone.

I wish I could stomp out injustice. Literally =w=

 

[Princess_Bellalatanya 1,053]

Granted,but it costs ubur life to end all injustice

I wish to become a mare pony

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, but as mares are about 80% of the population of Equestria, which is a matriarchal  society, you're even less noticed.

   There being less stallions around means much more slimmer chances of you ever finding a relationship and oppressive standards of beauty are even worse for females.

 

On 5/9/2017 at 4:47 PM, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, but you inspire some guy to become the next Adolf Hitler, causing WWV (World War 5).

   I sure wish I knew what happened to World Wars Three & Four!

[Will Guide 21,360]

19 minutes ago, Widdershins said:

Granted, but as mares are about 80% of the population of Equestria, which is a matriarchal  society, you're even less noticed.

   There being less stallions around means much more slimmer chances of you ever finding a relationship and oppressive standards of beauty are even worse for females.

 

   I sure wish I knew what happened to World Wars Three & Four!

It was joke from Family Guy

According to Peter Griffin, "WW5 is so intense it skips over the other two". I would include a clip but there's language to consider. Look up "Family Guy World War 5" You'll see what I mean.

I wish I had a good clip with just these words and not the irrelevant stuff that comes before Peter's line.

Edited May 11, 2017 by WiiGuy2014
Forgot the Wish

[Widdershins 9,959]

@WiiGuy2014

   Hah! Should have seen that joke coming! Not bad referencing, my good sir!

And your wish is granted! You get a clip of mostly silence and gasps because its a long video filled with the spaces between the characters' lines! Almost all of Family Guy is irrelevant stuff!

 

   I wish there was less Violence & Sex on TV. I wish we had more of those good. Old-Fashioned. Values. On which we used to rely!

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted! But then television becomes such a bore that no one would tune in to even watch the news! Without news being spread, our society becomes so disinterested that when a world-destroying comet approaches Earth, we just let it destroy everything as we know it!

I wish this Corrupted Wish game was more active again!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! but you will be the chosen one to make it more active O:

I wish I could get away with anything and not get caught.

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but nothing is fun to get away with anymore because there's no challenge in it.

I wish for the Philosopher's Stone.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted! But it turns out its ability to give eternal life has been falsely advertised!

I wish I could win the day on the MLP Forums Leaderboard for once!

[Duality 10,739]

Granted, but you get banned for hax.

17 hours ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted! But it turns out its ability to give eternal life has been falsely advertised!

I'm all good with that, so long as it still turns things into gold like it's supposed to.

I wish for a shiny gemstone.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but  Tamatoa  called and he want his gemstone back...plus you are going to be turned into seafood.

I wish starlight will have a harmony stone. 

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but she tossed it into the water, because she thinks it will bounce back.

I wish Starlight, Sunset and Trixie become an element of harmony too.