The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they become so alongside Discord, Maud, and Derpy.

I wish I had all the free-time in the world again =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted, but now time is forever forzen!

I wish I was half snake and half pony like @Mesme Rize

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, I can make you a hybrid by putting you together, buuuuut......the process in the beginning is gonna be painful.Like, severely painful. Victor! Do your thing....

 

I wish I was the owner of Microsoft and Sony. o3o

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you are now a unnaturally mutated hybrid clone of Bill Gates and Masaru Ibuka.

I wish for pretty pretty pancakes.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Hranted but I don't cook them muself so they're not as sweet as you wish.

I Wish to have infinite wish !

[Widdershins 9,960]

20 hours ago, Duality said:

I wish for pretty pretty pancakes.

PANCAKES?!!?     *Buries you in a house-sized avalanche of pancakes*

  Now as to the one above me, You can't have wishes. Being literally infinite, you would just be stuck in a loop of constantly making said wishes and you'd never experience or see the said wishes actually happening.

 

  Wish I could better manage Time. Or at least get Time to respond to the text messages I keep spamming her with. Time left me a while back & I'm still trying to be at least friends but she won't cut me any slack there. Indeed, time is a temperamental Mistress.

  I've been FriendZoned by Time!

[TBD 17,256]

not granted you lost me at Time.

I wish I was a time lord.

Edited May 22, 2017 by TBD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You now own a clock. You are lord over the time it shows :3

I wish I had a TARDIS.

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but chronobatteries not included.

I wish for a gold doubloon.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's got a chocolate center.
I wish I had some chocolate.

=w=

 

[Will Guide 21,362]

@The_Gobo

Granted, but it's reindeer chocolate!

I wish I had a dollar for every complaining post I find on the Internet! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you lose one dollar for every troll post :3

 

I wish 4chan wasn't such a horrible place.

 

[Will Guide 21,362]

23 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but you lose one dollar for every troll post :3

 

I wish 4chan wasn't such a horrible place.

 

What's the difference between a complaining post (which would give me a dollar) and trolling post (which would take away a dollar) anyway? They're both the same to me.

Anyway, granted, but now that 4Chan's the nicest place on the internet, people eventually get bored with and website viewcount drops to zero leading the website to die down and many people out of a job.

I wish I had a guy to do certain adult things with...(hope this isn't too explict)

 

[Widdershins 9,960]

 

   Granted! You get a large, hairy, middle-aged, balding man who only walks around your house all day in his old, stained boxers, scratches, drinks beer, belches cigar smoke and complains about whichever sports team is doing the worst currently! Basically that neighbor guy from AquaTeenHungerForce. I dunno his name, ain't never watched it!

      Ooh! Or better yet! Moe Sislak!

 

 

   I wish I had you.

 

                                                                                                   No, no specific reason or anything.

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted,  but I'd be so clingy to you that you'd never live a normal life.

I wish I'd come with better retorts on these forum games.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but you can only do them while using my account.

I truly wish truly everyone truly appreciated the true truth of my true genius.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you slowly devolve into comment like Widder, here.
Full pages of text in pink with a white background, making it hard to read o3o

I wish I had better discipline in getting up when my alarm goes off =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but slile doesn't have alarm clock...neither chocobo...

I wish there were Taco Bell in my country !

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get a bell which is covered with taco ingredients. o3o

I wish I was the owner of the Taco Bell franchise.

[Maple Bat 3,568]

Granted! But now no one eats Mexican food anymore

 

I wish We could travel to diffrent realms made by our media (ie Mlp universe or Hyrule)

[TBD 17,256]

Granted but you got stuck in a wormhole and got left behind 

i wish I can be better at figuring out what to do with my life.

 

 

Edited May 23, 2017 by TBD

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted, you now know what to do with your life. Problem is you won't be able to achieve it!

I wish Netflix had access to ongoing Cartoon Network shows, like Steven Universe and Adventure Time.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but now you don't like those show anymore.

I Wish I had Netflix...

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

Granted, but you lose your internet connection and can't use it.

I wish Marvel would make Howard the Duck and Squirrel Girl movies.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but they only screen in Italy.

I wish for more epic pony art.