The Corrupted Wish Game

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you're a great drummer, but you run a company that makes bands, and I don't mean the musical type band, as in like band accessories for wearing. o3o

I wish I can replace Jay Weinberg as the drummer for Slipknot.

 

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but Slipknot break up the following hour.

 

I wish I could personally meet Ed Sheeran <3

[Telferi 6,906]

Wish granted, but you can only meet him on his funeral o3o

I wish to have a free ticket to Los Angeles :3

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but you lose the ticket.

 

I wish I could meet Twilight <3

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted o3o

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I wish somebody from MLP Forums could give me a Chocolate bar. o3o

[TwiTracker 973]

Here you go hands chocolate.

It has raisins.

I wish for a cure to Diabetes to be released soon .3.

[MilkTea 284]

Granted. "A cure to Diabetes," coming soon to a store near you!

I wish to eat whatever I want and never get fat~

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
Instead, you can't stop losing weight o3o

 

I wish I could spoop for halloween o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

granted  and you fall into a large pile of poo. you been spooped.

I wish this day (friday 13th) will never end!

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted.

You are frozen in time forever, and cant move

 

I wish I could shape shift to anything I want at will

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. YOU'RE NOW A SLIME
:V

I wish there were more slimes :3

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but they were destroyed by Venom and Deathstroke.

I wish for cupcakes.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!

 

I wish the same D:
 

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted but you get eaten.

 

I wish Star Tracker would return to MLP soon

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but I ripped him to shreds and devoured his brain.

I wish the End of Days would come to Equestria right now...

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but everyone hates it so its removed shortly after

 

I wish Star Tracker could return to MLP and not have something catastrophic happen to him

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted, but he's written so poorly that it ruins your feelings towards the character.

 

            ...Wish I knew who "Star Tracker" was.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted! Here you go: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_tracker

...except you still don't know who the MLP character is. But at least you know how the positions of stars are found  

I wish I was better at coming up with things to say in conversations.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but now you are the talkative and the annoying person in the group. 

I wish I can become  a Kamen rider Ex aid, rather than aiming to become a nurse practitioner

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get a cosplay costume of Kamen Rider Ex aid, and thus you are your hero but still get you arse whooped in each episode of the show. o3o

I wish Felicia Hardy/Black Cat be my waifu, and run a criminal organization together. :3

 

 

[strongwilled_pegasus 5,156]

I wish this planet was ruled by plushies

[TBD 17,254]

Not granted because you didn't grant  @[[-VeNoM-]]'s wish, those are the rules.

I wish I have something to do for Halloween.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But you end up playing video games with me the whole night :V

I wish I could be a chocobo o3o

 

[Widdershins 9,959]

Wish granted! Felicia Hardy!

  Guess that also corrupts @[[-VeNoM-]]'s wish too! Granted, just not to them!

Aaand, while I'm at it, I'll pull a triple play and corrupt @Strongwilled_pegasus 's wish as well! Society crumbles into disrepair, because, after all, plushies don't do much. They make terrible heads of state!

 

   Wish I had a concept of Time!

 Edit, because somegoo goo'd me to the punch. Granted! But you're a slime chocobo! This squicks everybeing else out. Also, a chocobo slime is technically still just a slime!

Edited October 30, 2017 by Widdershins

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Bravo, you now have a concept of time. No grasp of it though.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much.