TigerGeekGuy 4,662 January 30, 2020 Share January 30, 2020 Granted, you are never tired, but your body cannot keep up and you break it down faster than if you were to tire out like normal, until you eventually end up breaking yourself down entirely. I wish more great horror movies came out quicker. "The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,196 January 30, 2020 Share January 30, 2020 Granted. The cinema is now nothing but horror movies, and everything else is either made for TV, home release, or streaming exclusive. Oh sure, it's fun the first few times with a few big horror cinematic universes. But after a while, everyone stops caring, the movies have nothing original to offer anymore even if they are great, and people wonder why they are still being made. I wish I could finish all my art projects faster... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,258 January 31, 2020 Share January 31, 2020 Granted. You can complete all of your art projects in a fraction of a second, but the results look crappy and because the work was so rushed. I wish I could mind control other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concerned Bystander 2,903 February 1, 2020 Share February 1, 2020 Granted, but that control extends only as far as being able to make people punch you in the face. I wish Thundercats Roar wasn't a thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,771 February 2, 2020 Share February 2, 2020 Indeed, it ceases to be a thing but is replaced by Dumb and Dumber's most annoying sound ever. :3 I wish we all got along better. 1 “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,196 February 4, 2020 Share February 4, 2020 Granted. We are all beings of PURE EVIL now! I'm talking stereotypical, one-dimensional, evil-for-evil's-sake evil. But while we're all busy destroying and conquering everything, at least we understand each other and acknowledge each others as equals. I wish the world was one big super continent instead of multiple land masses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Guide 21,362 February 4, 2020 Share February 4, 2020 13 hours ago, Samurai Equine said: Granted. We are all beings of PURE EVIL now! I'm talking stereotypical, one-dimensional, evil-for-evil's-sake evil. But while we're all busy destroying and conquering everything, at least we understand each other and acknowledge each others as equals. I wish the world was one big super continent instead of multiple land masses. Granted but the dinosaurs come back and destroy us all. I wish I could sing professionally. A Dragon as big as his love for Disney and has his head in the clouds literally and figuratively Ask Will Guide | Signature by Wife of Hawks | WiiGuy2014’s OCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,920 February 5, 2020 Share February 5, 2020 You will, but only Opera on a Tuesday while being naked in Time Square in the winter! I wish to be a unicorn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,258 February 9, 2020 Share February 9, 2020 Granted. You are a dead unicorn. I wish I could make money without working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 February 10, 2020 Share February 10, 2020 Granted and jailed for bank robbery. I wish I can make real money out from air. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number62 1,258 February 14, 2020 Share February 14, 2020 Granted. You wave your hands, and the only thing that comes out of the air are concrete letters spelling out "real money". I wish I could be a master prankster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerGeekGuy 4,662 February 18, 2020 Share February 18, 2020 Granted, you are now a master prankster. However, you can only pull pranks on yourself and you won't even realize you're doing it until after it happens. People now regard you as crazy and attention-hungry. I wish there was confirmed, real evidence of the existence of the supernatural. "The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,196 February 19, 2020 Share February 19, 2020 Granted. You are given undeniable proof of the supernatural. However, all of it is time sensitive. By the time you try to spread it around, digitally or otherwise, the evidence erases itself, deletes its digital footprint, and makes sure no one but you will ever be a witness to this real evidence. I wish I could win all my legal trials and never have to serve on jury duty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 February 21, 2020 Share February 21, 2020 Granted but you forgot to pay the taxes now you'll be serving the country instead. GET IN THE FORMATION LINE SOLDIER! I wish I can rule to world. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,196 February 22, 2020 Share February 22, 2020 Granted! You are now the ruler of an empty world with no intelligent life on it but yourself. Enjoy it before nature and the wild animals take over. On 2/20/2020 at 6:49 PM, TBD said: Granted but you forgot to pay the taxes now you'll be serving the country instead. GET IN THE FORMATION LINE SOLDIER! How is this a corruption? You just gave me the best outcome ever! I wish pop music was better and more diverse in genres. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklingSquirrels 21,349 February 28, 2020 Share February 28, 2020 Granted, you find a couple more songs you like but other genres disappear... I wish I could fall asleep earlier at night. ֍֎֍֎ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,196 February 28, 2020 Share February 28, 2020 Granted! You now go to bed earlier, but you also wake up so early that you never get enough sleep at night. I wish no one needed naps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 March 2, 2020 Share March 2, 2020 Granted now we all become a restless mindless zombies I wish I can do out of body experiences and then back. 1 ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixonTheAdversary 1,632 March 19, 2020 Share March 19, 2020 Granted, but you are never put back into the same body you left. I wish I was good at image editing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 March 19, 2020 Share March 19, 2020 Granted your editing skills is just as good as mediocre level. I wish to be a superhero. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Equine 52,196 March 20, 2020 Share March 20, 2020 Granted! You are a super hero with many super powers! But the world has all ready reached world peace, so... Try not be a public menace with your super human powers, okay? I wish I knew how to code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBD 17,256 March 30, 2020 Share March 30, 2020 granted you know how make a code for how to speak cows. I wish Hottopic sells more punk rock attires. ♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051 April 14, 2020 Share April 14, 2020 On 3/30/2020 at 2:16 AM, TBD said: I wish Hottopic sells more punk rock attires Granted but they're all pink and you have to wear them everyday I wish I could see you wearing those 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 24,940 April 14, 2020 Share April 14, 2020 Granted, but they're invisible I wish I had more people to hug Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlankFlank777 199 April 15, 2020 Share April 15, 2020 Granted but they're all a bunch of filthy perverts. I wish i had better eyesight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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