The Corrupted Wish Game

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted. They've moved on to YOU.

 

I wish that I had more time for ponies.

[SolarFlare 21]

(LoL I knew somone would say that)

Granted. You now live in pluto were there are no satallites cable or internet.

I wish i had pinkie pie (not the psycho one) as a imaginary friend

[TallBrony91 28]

Granted, you are now officially crazy HOORAY!!!!!

 

I wish this music folder in my computer would clean up all by it's frickin self.

[Finesthour 7,284]

Granted you are now a cupcake

I wish I had money.

[TallBrony91 28]

Granted you are now a cupcake

 

MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!!!!

[Finesthour 7,284]

Granted, you are awake.

I wish I could have a job.

[TallBrony91 28]

Granted, you now work as a Cupcake maker.....AT PINKIE PIE'S PLACE!!!!!

 

I wish I could just stop staying up so late and get to bed soon.

[Finesthour 7,284]

Granted, you now have insomnia.

I wish I could have a million dolors.

[LyraHeartstrings 479]

Granted. Its in monopoly money.

 

I wish I had X-Ray vision. (that I could turn on and off!)

[Finesthour 7,284]

Granted, you need 500 AA batteries to turn your eyes on and off.

I wish I could fly.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted, but you fell with style.

 

I wish, I wish with all my heart. To fly with dragons in a land of *something something*

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

Granted, you are now the red dragon with the snoring problem. Don't go near Ponyville for a while.

 

I wish my Detroit Lions would finally win the Super Bowl

[Finesthour 7,284]

Granted they won the superbowl but the stadium collapsed.

I wish I could type faster.

[SolarFlare 21]

Granted, but you always make mistakes.

I wish i had no haters (because they won't stop the hating.)

Edited October 20, 2011 by solarflare

[LyraHeartstrings 479]

Granted, people now smother you. Literally. You die from suffocation.

 

I wish for Raibowdash to demolish my old barn.

Edited October 20, 2011 by Lyra

[Finesthour 7,284]

Granted, she ninja'd you.

I wish people would stop ninja-ing

[Slendermane 474]

Granted. The phrase is now samurai-ing. They samurai you all the time.

 

I wish I knew the secret to happiness. (Oh, wait. I do. It's PONIES!)

Edited October 20, 2011 by Slendermane

[Broniesinarms 34]

granted

but involves counting to a googleplex on your fingers

 

I wish more of my friends were bronies

Edited October 20, 2011 by Broniesinarms

[SolarFlare 21]

Granted but they are all killed in a terrible car accident afterwards.

I wish spongebob had more ponies.

[ProjectRKA 2,840]

Granted, but ther all drowned.

I wish i could play guitar better than i can

[Finesthour 7,284]

Granted, but your fingers fell off.

I wish I could buy some games ._.

[ProjectRKA 2,840]

Granted, but you don't have enough money

 

I wish to have another wish.

[SolarFlare 21]

granted but your other wish can bring either death or a chicken

I wish i was Muffin queen in Derpy Day.

[Finesthour 7,284]

Granted, but you died in a fire.

I wish I could stay up all night.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted, you will never sleep again.

 

I wish for some one to return my net