The Corrupted Wish Game

[Babyyoshi309 1,829]

Granted, but humans cannot go there.

 

I wish for a dollar. 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted, in the form of 100 pennies

 

I wish for two dollars

[TBD 17,256]

granted but it's in  goober dollars (which got expired) 

I wish we don't have to depend on money anymore.

Edited November 18, 2017 by TBD

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, good luck trying to survive on a desert island.  You're gonna need it.

 

I wish the "kamekameha" from Dragon Ball Z was a real thing.

 

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but you can't do it

I wish my school were near to my house 

 

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted, then you're constantly mocked by the school bullies who can easily find you.

I wish I could find a new boyfriend. (My ex and I mutually broke up to make things easier for the both of us.)

[SparklingSquirrels 21,349]

Granted but it takes awhile. But when you do find him, he's the right person for you  

I wish I had my own car.

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but it is so small you can't see it.

I wish it was 18:00 already.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but I will be ninja'd

I wish I could get down with the sickness

Edited November 18, 2017 by WisePie

[Hierok 11,832]

2 minutes ago, WisePie said:

Granted but I will be ninja'd

I wish I could get down with the sickness

Granted, but you never get better.

I wish Robbie Williams would voice the genie again.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted but it's Robbie Williams that voices him, instead of Robin Williams

I wish people knew more on average =w=

 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted.  Everyone is now an Einstein level genius . . . except you.  Have fun being the only stupid person on the planet.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but everyone will hate you and your peace loving ways

I wish I could be the one

 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but you don't know what "One" you are.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, you spend a lot of time upside-down, so you only stand and walk on your hands.

I wish I could stomach spicy food better.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you'll still spend a week on the bowl

I wish for a meme.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted, but meme suddenly became outdated and you're alone with your meme that nopony wants.
I wish for WAFFLES !

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but you can,t eat them

I wish less homework 

Edited November 19, 2017 by Gabosor

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.  You never have any homework ever again.
As a matter of fact, you never have school or learning of any sort ever again.
And thus never learn or progress at anything o3o

I wish I could learn something new every day :V

 

[Hierok 11,832]

Granted, but you have tons of homework everyday. :3

I wish my father wouldn't get angry about me spending my time on a computer.

Edited November 19, 2017 by Hierok

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but he'll get angry about you not spending time on a computer

I wish for a pie

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you are now pie o3o

 

I wish for a Christmas miracle :V

 

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but you will not know about it
I wish a new cell phone 

[Patty Thundersnow 4,178]

Granted, but it's a old style flip phone.

 

I wish for some snow this Thanksgiving.

[PlzDelete 2,456]

Granted! But it will be crusty.

I wish I could have a piece of pie right now.