The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Just now, BlankFlank777 said:

I wish i had better eyesight.

Granted but now you can only see xray

I wish I was sleeping more 

[Emerald Claus 24,868]

Granted but you'll never wake up

I wish I could understand my homework better

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 minute ago, Emerald Heart said:

Granted but you'll never wake up

I wish I could understand my homework better

Granted, but you can never understand anything else.

I wish I was CEO of the Walt Disney Company

[Yoshi89 5,293]

You have to refund every fan who hated your newest Star Wars movies.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you have fallen into a coma instead. 

I wish I could see @Le Trotteur Sauvage in a pink tutu 

[SpittyPie2005 3,952]

Granted, but Discord takes you to his deminsion before you get a chance.

 

I would like to make The Cutie Mark Crusaders real.

[Bastian 13,319]

Granted, but they are considered aliens and therefore, people kill them out of fear.

I wish my wishes weren't corrupted.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but they childish behavior will eventually drive you crazy. 

 

1 minute ago, Bastian said:

Granted, but they are considered aliens and therefore, people kill them out of fear.

I wish my wishes weren't corrupted.

you ninja-ed me

Granted but your life is corrupted instead

 

I wish there's a school of friendship. 

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

10 hours ago, TBD said:

I wish there's a school of friendship. 

Granted ut you're not allowed, too many bad grades.

I wish I could actually have someone like Celstia to give me good advice 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, But you thought it was Princess Celestria giving you "good advice", but it was me, TBD!

 

Granted I wish to be a powerful wizard

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 4/15/2020 at 9:26 PM, TBD said:

Granted I wish to be a powerful wizard

Granted but you canonly use your magic for doing good. Yeeeurk 

I wish for infinite power MOUHAHAHAHAHHAH

Edited April 19, 2020 by Le Trotteur Sauvage

[TBD 17,254]

Granted, you become a tiny evil mouse who can think but always fails

 

 

I wish I can take over the galaxy!

[BlankFlank777 199]

Granted, but another being takes over the universe and wipes out this galaxy.

I wish I were a centimeter shorter.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

34 minutes ago, BlankFlank777 said:

Granted, but another being takes over the universe and wipes out this galaxy.

I wish I were a centimeter shorter.

Granted but now a centimetre mesure 150 centimeter ! You look like a tiny tiny mouse !

I wish I had @BlankFlank777 mouse looking in my pocket and was following me al the time

[Odyssey 5,716]

Granted. They're so small you can't even see them

I wish my punches were very powerful

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, but they rip your muscles up every time, severely.

I wish a portal to Equestria opened.

[BlankFlank777 199]

Granted, but the government gained access to the portal and overthrew Equestria and won't allow anyone else to access it.

I wish my wishes couldn't get corrupted.

[TBD 17,254]

Banned you're not allowing to make wishes now

I wish I can draw faster and still make have a good results.

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Granted. Enjoy your carpal tunnel!

I wish I had a Cadillac.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, Yoshi89 said:

I wish I had a Cadillac.

Granted but it's a 1/18 scaled toy

I wish I could freeze time

[TBD 17,254]

granted but the only time you can freeze is your own time. so technically you just freeze yourself in place.

 

I wish I'll become one of the greatest manga artist! 

3 hours ago, Yoshi89 said:

Granted. Enjoy your carpal tunnel!

 

ouch

[Odyssey 5,716]

Granted. Your manga becomes a cash cow franchise and you get burned out from working so much

I wish all pollution in the world will be gone forever!

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Granted, but you have to clean it all up!

I wish I had muscles.

[Will Guide 21,360]

9 minutes ago, Yoshi89 said:

Granted, but you have to clean it all up!

I wish I had muscles.

Granted But The muscles are disproportionate to your body that you're unappealing.

I wish I could settle on Pokemon Sword or Shield, but it would be too demanding to play both at the same time

[Yoshi89 5,293]

Granted. You don't have to choose because they're all sold out!

I wish I had a vending machine.