The pain thread (aka ways you've hurt yourself)

[Kyabetsuko 79]

I broked my kneecap when I was 13, trying to jump over a fence to recover a ball. My kneecap twisted 180º and I had a surgery

 

I think that's the worst I've had.

[Celtore 2,770]

Well, I slammed my head against the air duct the other day. It was the first time in a long while that pain brought me to my knees.

[Sunwalker 981]

A couple of months ago, while on the sidewalk I have twisted my ankle on the curb. I did not break anything, but it hurt a kit at the moment, and it kept hurting a little for almost a week.

[NeonTheChangeling 91]

here is a list

1: the swing broke and i went face first into a car

2:my dirtbike went out from under me and i went into a tree

3:i fell off a roof

4:a tire fell on my chest

5:i flipped OVER my dirtbike and went across the road

6:a car t-boned my dirtbike (there is a trend with me and that dirtbike) and i got a sprained ankle and a mild concussion

7:landed chin fist on brick stairs

8:had a three inch nail go through my hand

9:had a three inch rusty nail go through my foot (doctor repeatedly noted how much i get hurt with tools

10got knocked out in gym

11:in fith gradegot into my first and only fight so far (im a freshman now) where i was being choked ,so i kicked the dude in the nuts,didnt help much

12:fell off my bunk bed

(EDIT:add crashing into a tree AGAIN

Edited July 26, 2015 by NeonTheChangeling

[Tinkh_ 239]

Split my head open and had 13 staples.

Fractured both feet badly two or three times.

Broke a foot.

Torn ankle ligament all the way from the bone.

Broke my arm.

Fractured shoulder.

Broke a couple toes.

Broke thumb.

I think I broke my hand, not sure.

Cut my arm.

 

The foot stuff might have been together a time it two mashed in my memory, but have definitely had at least three instances.

[GeekySonic 1,150]

When I was a kid, I slammed the car door shut on my fingers. It was locked, so there was no opening it until my parents realized after a few minutes that I was not screaming just to scream. I only broke my pinkie finger, but they all healed eventually.

[NullAccount 287]

Two things, when I was 7 I had a fake plastic helmet. I decided that the best way to test it would be to jump off a bunk bed head-first. Much more recently, I was playing spoons with a friend, and got stabbed by one of the spoons. I still have a scar from it.

[Alphys Hedge 671]

Only one major injury: Broke my ankle when I fell off a climbing wall in elementary school (it was one of those little ones that slightly incline, not really a climbing wall) I'm not sure if I really had surgery or not, all I remember is Xrays and a cast.

I once tripped and slammed my forehead on the edge of the desk; No injuries but I got a huge bump on my forehead

This one was the worst: Intermediate School (5th Grade), standing in line after recess waiting to go back in. All the balls were on the ground, some were in the bin. No one had kicked the ball, but somehow a ball hit me BAM square on the head from the sky. I legit forgot what I was doing for a second, but I sustained no injuries luckily.

Two things, when I was 7 I had a fake plastic helmet. I decided that the best way to test it would be to jump off a bunk bed head-first. Much more recently, I was playing spoons with a friend, and got stabbed by one of the spoons. I still have a scar from it.

Stabbed with a spoon? How?

Edited July 25, 2015 by Alpha Hedge

[Tao 7,765]

1. Tripped on a phone line and gashed my head open.

2. Taped  out on my bike trying not to get hit by a car,  road rash like no end and lots of blood.

3.Climbing trees.

4.Playing with fire as a kid and camping

5.Trail riding.

6. Slum lords would not fix my steps to my trailer,  trip, landed right on hand,  fractured it.

7.Working in a bakery,  much much burning of flesh of the first to second type.

8.Hit a brick wall while pissed, scars on hand on the right.

9. Driver opened car door in parking lot while on cell phone,  I kissed the window.

10.   Driver talking on cell phone,  ran red light,  had to twist my bike,  land on right knee and much bruising and pain,  swelled up 3 times the size and I still rode my bike home all 3 miles....

[Vox 870]

Stepped into a rake (Yes, really...)

Stepped on rusty nails in a board.

Brother slams care door on my hand. 

Car accident in my mother's car when i was a lad.

Bitten by snakes several times. 

Bitten by a Tegu, Iguana, Dog.

Fell off a hospital bed after surgery.

Cut myself with a piece of wood while carving it.

Co-worker slammed a steel cargo door on my hand.

 

Yet, i've never broken a bone.

Edited July 25, 2015 by Vox

[NullAccount 287]

Only one major injury: Broke my ankle when I fell off a climbing wall in elementary school (it was one of those little ones that slightly incline, not really a climbing wall) I'm not sure if I really had surgery or not, all I remember is Xrays and a cast.

I once tripped and slammed my forehead on the edge of the desk; No injuries but I got a huge bump on my forehead

This one was the worst: Intermediate School (5th Grade), standing in line after recess waiting to go back in. All the balls were on the ground, some were in the bin. No one had kicked the ball, but somehow a ball hit me BAM square on the head from the sky. I legit forgot what I was doing for a second, but I sustained no injuries luckily.

 

Stabbed with a spoon? How?

That sounds like it hurt. We were playing with plastic spoons, and we both went for the same spoon. My friend hit it first, which broke it. When my hand came down it got stabbed by half a spoon, leaving me bleeding and scarred.

[Guest]

1. Low ceiling house...lifted my head up too quickly when reaching the ascent of the staircase....dented the ceiling and gave myself concussion which took forever to clear up.... :okiedokielokie:

[swordsman 192]

let see I cut my leg with my katana not that long ago.   I was making a youtube video and talking to someone and I cut my right leg bone above the foot.  I was cool about it and did 1aid on it myself.   If you cutting with a sword watch with your doing and use the right cutting stanes.

 

[Bojo 1,172]

STEP 1 - Have gastritis

STEP 2 - Eat half a big bottle of Nutella

STEP 3 - Enjoy the legendary pain

[alpinefroggy 451]

welp just busted my arm on a run. 

[Kivil 1,721]

Cutting a carrot, ended up cutting the tip of my finger. It wasn't bad but it hurt

[EpicEnergy 23,218]

I went to scratch an itch off my nose and it started bleeding really bad, must have been really dry.

[Flying Pencil 3,024]

Running into a mall window, it didn't hurt at all.

[Octavian 5,421]

A while ago I decided it would be a good idea to climb the wall of a publicly owned house thing to go dance in its garden. Last time I did things like that I was clearly less tubby though, since I crushed my chest lugging myself over the gate and they were not happy for a while afterwards. 

 

[ExplosionMare 18,062]

One time I was literally just running across the street to get to my bus stop. My feet gave out for no reason and I tripped. I ended up cutting my knee and ripping a hole in my pants (which made them out of dress code but it’s not like I wanted the hole). My locker was on the bottom when I used to have a locker but I obviously couldn’t bend my knee correctly. The only way I could really reach it was to look like I was propose to it 

I still have a stupid and obvious scar from it. It’s such a dumb scar to have but there’s nothing I can do about it now.  At least the story for it is kinda funny.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

I have a small permanent bruise on one of my teeth from when I tripped fell flat on my face at 7 or 8 years old. The tooth was damaged while still inside the gum.

[Cash In 22,319]

I crashed my bike when I was 15 and ended up with a huge gash on my left arm. The scar is still there.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

I watched Home Alone 4.

Edited April 2, 2021 by Sonic Shimmer

[Dreambiscuit 9,774]

I think I’ve mentioned this in some other thread, but it always pops to mind when I think about painful mishaps. I dropped a frozen turkey on my foot once and oh my gosh that was painful! The stupid thing is that I got so mad that I kicked the blasted thing and stubbed my toe, making it quite a bit worse. No broken bones, but it didn’t feel too good for a while. I swore a lot.

[PCutter 127]

It involved scissors.