TRIXIEISM

[Scootalove 10,689]

I was gone for a while, and I came back to this.

I can safely say that this is the highlight of my day.

 

Also, Trixie's so fresh you can suck her nuts.

Uh.. your welcome? Well, we worship Trixie for being so great.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Uh.. your welcome? Well, we worship Trixie for being so great.

You can bet your sweet flank we do. All hail our wonderful and awesome goddess, Trixie.

Edited August 6, 2013 by Rockymoo

[Scootalove 10,689]

You can bet your sweet flank we do. All hail our wonderful and awesome goddess, Trixie.

Correct! Trixie is definitely pleased.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Correct! Trixie is definitely pleased.

Well, naturally. With me in her fanbase, she knows she's amazing. *smug grin*

[Scootalove 10,689]

Well, naturally. With me in her fanbase, she knows she's amazing. *smug grin*

Well, yeah. It's a good thing that she likes pinecones and peanut butter crackers.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Well, yeah. It's a good thing that she likes pinecones and peanut butter crackers.

And vending machines as well as any alternative to wheels. ;D

[Scootalove 10,689]

And vending machines as well as any alternative to wheels. ;D

Well, she doesn't exactly trust wheels but she does love vending machines.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Well, she doesn't exactly trust wheels but she does love vending machines.

You got it, pal. /)

[Scootalove 10,689]

You got it, pal. /)

You hit the nail on the head, too my friend.

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

Well, she doesn't exactly trust wheels but she does love vending machines.

 

Wheels are pretty creepy when you think about them.  In our modern lives we take wheels for granted, but let's imagine we lived in a pre-wheel society and saw them for the first time.  Aren't they weird?  They roll around unlike any other shape; squares can't do that, triangles can't do that, but circular wheels can.  How does that work?  Moreover, most wheels are hollow circles with a few crossbeams holding them together.  Why do they not break easily?

 

Something's going on with these-here wheels.  I'm not entirely sure what, and I realize that they are essential to our modern lives, but we shouldn't put all our faith in them.

 

Perhaps Equestria is the only place with a viable alternative to wheels: Child slave labor Magic.  Here on Earth we should begin thinking of alternatives to wheels to prevent the wheelpocalypse Trixie warned us of.

Edited August 6, 2013 by Starswirl the Trixie

[Scootalove 10,689]

Wheels are pretty creepy when you think about them.  In our modern lives we take wheels for granted, but let's imagine we lived in a pre-wheel society and saw them for the first time.  Aren't they weird?  They roll around unlike any other shape; squares can't do that, triangles can't do that, but circular wheels can.  How does that work?  Moreover, most wheels are hollow circles with a few crossbeams holding them together.  Why do they not break easily?

 

Something's going on with these-here wheels.  I'm not entirely sure what, and I realize that they are essential to our modern lives, but we shouldn't put all our faith in them.

 

Perhaps Equestria is the only place with a viable alternative to wheels: Child slave labor Magic.  Here on Earth we should begin thinking of alternatives to wheels to prevent the wheelpocalypse Trixie warned us of.

Your right, wheels are creepy. Equestria, I don't think they have the wheels that we have. But, at least Trixie warned us.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Wheels are pretty creepy when you think about them.  In our modern lives we take wheels for granted, but let's imagine we lived in a pre-wheel society and saw them for the first time.  Aren't they weird?  They roll around unlike any other shape; squares can't do that, triangles can't do that, but circular wheels can.  How does that work?  Moreover, most wheels are hollow circles with a few crossbeams holding them together.  Why do they not break easily?

 

Something's going on with these-here wheels.  I'm not entirely sure what, and I realize that they are essential to our modern lives, but we shouldn't put all our faith in them.

 

Perhaps Equestria is the only place with a viable alternative to wheels: Child slave labor Magic.  Here on Earth we should begin thinking of alternatives to wheels to prevent the wheelpocalypse Trixie warned us of.

That's it.

It all comes together.

Trixie is a prophet.

No, even better. Trixie is Jesus 2.0

I get it now.

[Dusk Dream 137]

We should make plans to exterminate every possible wheel in our world.

 

Maybe then Trixie can be summoned into our world without her fear for wheels interrupting anything.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

We should make plans to exterminate every possible wheel in our world.

 

Maybe then Trixie can be summoned into our world without her fear for wheels interrupting anything.

Absolutely. Summoned into, and rule it.

Also I just realized something.

The last three letters of my first name are the first three of Trixie's.

Oh dear.

[Dusk Dream 137]

A tiny spark of Trixie's great and powerfulness grows stronger inside you.

 

But now, i need a beauty sleep.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

A tiny spark of Trixie's great and powerfulness grows stronger inside you.

 

But now, i need a beauty sleep.

Indeed. I'm her chosen disciple, after all.

But hey, night bro.

[Dusk Dream 137]

Meh, i'll draw energy from the Great and Powerful Trixie.

 

Every second i sleep i can't praise her.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Meh, i'll draw energy from the Great and Powerful Trixie.

 

Every second i sleep i can't praise her.

Good boy. *pats on the head*

[Dusk Dream 137]

Also, i highly suggest joining the Trixieism before it's too late, Trixie is getting sick of any remaining Neighsayers.

 

The following recording was scavenged from a brutally destroyed camera, signs show that it was indeed Trixie who ravaged the camera. Ofcourse we all understand why, she just needs everypony to convert themselves a tiny bit faster.

 

 

So please, it's not fun to be destroyed by the Great and Powerful Trixie, i can assure you so. Join us.

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Also, i highly suggest joining the Trixieism before it's too late, Trixie is getting sick of any remaining Neighsayers.

 

The following recording was scavenged from a brutally destroyed camera, signs show that it was indeed Trixie who ravaged the camera. Ofcourse we all understand why, she just needs everypony to convert themselves a tiny bit faster.

 

 

So please, it's not fun to be destroyed by the Great and Powerful Trixie, i can assure you so. Join us.

On the contrary. Those without the insight or intelligence to convert themselves on their own innitiative aren't worthy of Trixieism.

They'll be totally jealous when they see us brohoofing her and chatting over a cup of hay smoothie while their heathen asses are miserable.

[Dusk Dream 137]

On the contrary. Those without the insight or intelligence to convert themselves on their own innitiative aren't worthy of Trixieism.

They'll be totally jealous when they see us brohoofing her and chatting over a cup of hay smoothie while their heathen asses are miserable.

 

Indeed, Trixie needs strong, intelligent people to join her cause.

 

Not people merely converting because they're afraid of turning into a heap of ashes.

 

Thank you for reminding me of that!

[Rockymoo 2,137]

Indeed, Trixie needs strong, intelligent people to join her cause.

 

Not people merely converting because they're afraid of turning into a heap of ashes.

 

Thank you for reminding me of that!

No problem, broseph.    /)

Edited August 7, 2013 by Rockymoo

[Dusk Dream 137]

There, the thread "5 things you love about your favorite pony", now has more Trixie in it, and i posted 7 points because one does not simply only use 5 points to express the Great and Powerful Trixie.

 

Take a look if you want, it's in the show discussion, it even has videos.

 

We must show people how amazing Trixie is, but for now, let's do it the non-violent way. For now...

[Rockymoo 2,137]

There, the thread "5 things you love about your favorite pony", now has more Trixie in it, and i posted 7 points because one does not simply only use 5 points to express the Great and Powerful Trixie.

 

Take a look if you want, it's in the show discussion, it even has videos.

 

We must show people how amazing Trixie is, but for now, let's do it the non-violent way. For now...

I did.

You're a goddamn hero.

[EndtheRaven 161]

Absolutely. Summoned into, and rule it.

Also I just realized something.

The last three letters of my first name are the first three of Trixie's.

Oh dear.

My First name has 6 letters. Trixie has 6 letters. My last name has 8 letters. Lulamoon has 8 letters. 

 

It was my destiny.