Ask Princess Trollestia

[stainesbrony 219]

How did you banish Discord and Sombra?

Discord was banished by you and Luna 1000 years before he returned, but wasn't Luna 'Nightmare Moon' at the time? Also, it's the same for Sombra. How exactly did you do it, with Luna being bored on the moon at the time when you banished him for 1000 years? Explain your points, using evidence, testimonies, and any other proof, to tell us how you did it. This is an essay question, so it needs a minimum of 1000 words, and one hour to complete it, as of 23:20 GMT, 26/4/13. Yor time starts... NOW!

[Gay Bird 421]

So, trollestia, I'm back from the moon. Tell me, have you ever banished someone through interstellar space?

[Concord 1,982]

Hello!

 

How come you haven't been replying to your subjects any more? I missed your wise and thoughtful posts

[Batbrony 16,055]

How did you banish Discord and Sombra?

Discord was banished by you and Luna 1000 years before he returned, but wasn't Luna 'Nightmare Moon' at the time? Also, it's the same for Sombra. How exactly did you do it, with Luna being bored on the moon at the time when you banished him for 1000 years? Explain your points, using evidence, testimonies, and any other proof, to tell us how you did it. This is an essay question, so it needs a minimum of 1000 words, and one hour to complete it, as of 23:20 GMT, 26/4/13. Yor time starts... NOW!

 

 

 

Seriously?  You're telling the Princess of the Sun and Equestrian monarch for the last 1000 years to write 1000 words???  Yeah... that's not gonna happen.    

 

Look, the whole 1000 years thing is more of a... rough estimate, shall we say.  Might've been a century or two between different events that Luna and I leave out, just because, hey, 1000 years sounds better than, oh IDK, 1279 years ago!  Ya dig? 

 

 

So, trollestia, I'm back from the moon. Tell me, have you ever banished someone through interstellar space?

 

How was the trip?    And no, I've never banished somepony through interstellar space... but if somepony gives me crap about not giving him a 1000 word response, I might just give that a shot one of these days! 

 

Hello!

 

How come you haven't been replying to your subjects any more? I missed your wise and thoughtful posts

 

Oh, ya know... stuff...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then there was that zombie apocalypse last Tuesday, but ya'll probably wouldn't want to hear about that, it was a pretty dull affair.  Other than that, nothing else I can think of.  But fear not my faithful subjects!  The royal troll has returned!!! 

(OK, I'm just bored again, but take it or leave it )

[stainesbrony 219]

Eduard Khul: Keep in Canterlot Dungeons or Banish to moon?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Eduard Khul: Keep in Canterlot Dungeons or Banish to moon?

 

*gasp*  NEITHER!!!!!!!!  That man is my idol!!!  After all, he does sing my theme song! 

 

 

Seriously, we're like peas in a pod he and I.   I should send you to the moon just for asking that question!

Edited May 9, 2013 by Batbrony

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Sadly Eduard Khul died which is sad...I troll my friends while laying this song....though I need some help times...care to help me troll the whole earth Trollestia

[stainesbrony 219]

Would you give Discord cancer or candy? What about Chrysalis and Sombra?

[Concord 1,982]

Hello!

 

Yay! You're back! *Hugs*

 

Can I snuggle you?

Edited May 9, 2013 by Concord

[Gay Bird 421]

The trip was great! I had fun spying on you. So here's another question. Does a set of all sets contain its self?

[stainesbrony 219]

How many tolls would a toll troll troll if a toll troll trolled tolls?

 

If X=Y, what is Z?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Sadly Eduard Khul died which is sad...I troll my friends while laying this song....though I need some help times...care to help me troll the whole earth Trollestia

 

Yes I know, so sad.    And oh no, I have my hooves full as it is trolling all of Equestria; but, I wish you the best of luck in your efforts to troll these silly Earthlings.  I salute you!

 

 

 

 

What?  I didn't have anything else in the closet; the only clean thing I had was last year's Halloween costume, sheesh! 

 

Would you give Discord cancer or candy? What about Chrysalis and Sombra?

 

Oh, candy of course!  Discord's mah bestest troll buddy after all!    Same for Sombra; sure I may have banished him, but, well... let's just say that he did things to me that nopony else has ever done before. 

 

 

Me gusta!!! 

 

As for Chrysalis... that b*tch gets cancer.

 

 

 What?  Oh don't you give me that look!!!  You put me in a bucking cocoon ya bucking love-addict!!!!!!!!

 

Hello!

 

Yay! You're back! *Hugs*

 

Can I snuggle you?

 

Gah, don't touch me!!!  GUARDS!!!!!  There's a stalker in my throne room!

 

Oh I'm just kidding, come here you!  Snuggles!!!  

 

 

 

 

The trip was great! I had fun spying on you. So here's another question. Does a set of all sets contain its self?

 

Hmmm... yes.  What?  I can give a straight answer if I want to! 

 

How many tolls would a toll troll troll if a toll troll trolled tolls?

 

If X=Y, what is Z?

 

(1) Ummm... 42?

 

(2) ZY!!!!!!!! 

[Concord 1,982]

 

 

 

 

Gah, don't touch me!!!  GUARDS!!!!!  There's a stalker in my throne room!

 

Oh I'm just kidding, come here you!  Snuggles!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You Scared me Princess... But.... *Hugs with all his Love* You are the best!

[Batbrony 16,055]

You Scared me Princess... But.... *Hugs with all his Love* You are the best!

 

Yes yes, I know, I'm awesome!  Nothing could be more true! 

 

[zlogi 16]

If you love sending people to the moon so much, then maybe you and Luna should swap ... or just send someone to the sun

[Batbrony 16,055]

If you love sending people to the moon so much, then maybe you and Luna should swap ... or just send someone to the sun

 

Nah, that wouldn't work, Luna's way too attached to her nights to give up her moon duties (hehe, duty ); plus, she's not much of a morning person, or a day person for that matter.

 

 

And trust me, I'd LOVE to send ponies to the sun, but the last time I did that, this happened!

 

 

Drama queens!  All I did was burn a couple dozen ponies to a crisp who annoyed me, that's all!  I mean, when you're an all powerful sun goddess, what else are you supposed to do?!?!  Be kind to your subjects?!  LOL, that's a good one!!! 

Edited May 28, 2013 by Batbrony

[zlogi 16]

LOL

[Concord 1,982]

Hello!

 

I've recently gotten a new picture taken of me. Perhaps you could give it a rating or give your opinions.

 

 

 

 

 

[Batbrony 16,055]

 

 

Hello!

I've recently gotten a new picture taken of me. Perhaps you could give it a rating or give your opinions.

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OK, I kid, I kid! The scarf actually looks quite fetching if I do say so myself (although you're still seriously wearing that thing; I mean, it's almost summer! ). Sadly, you're a little too young for my tastes (unless of course I was drunk, but I don't think you'd want to see your princess drunk, because frankly... well, let's just say we probably couldn't be friends after that experience ). I do think my friend here is interested though, sober or otherwise!


 

 

Edited June 1, 2013 by Batbrony

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Admit it, Equestria Girls was your idea, wasn't it?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Admit it, Equestria Girls was your idea, wasn't it?

 

Maybe... 

 

 

Finally caught on, eh?  Took ya long enough!    One of the most intricate, complex trolling operations I've ever pulled off, if I do say so myself.  First I had to hire some Changeling ex-patriots to go into the human world and temporarily replace Hasbro execs, then I had to create the damn portal to YOUR human world (which took quite a bit of complex magic, plus I had to do it all behind Luna and Twilight's backs of course!), and finally I had to figure out a way to stay in contact with the Changeling agents while they were in the human world, keep giving their instructions, and stay up-to-date on their progress for months on end ( which we oddly enough finally solved by acquiring some walkie-talkees from your so-called "Walmart"... gotta say, I certainly didn't think at first glance that those things would have the range I required, but they work like a charm.  Heck, replacing batteries proved more problematic!!!  ).

 

Still, after months of covert work behind the scenes, the fruits of my labor will FINALLY pay off on June 16.  Why, you may ask?  Why all of this madness and effort?  Well it's quite simple really: (1) I'm Trollestia and just love bucking around with anypony, (2) you bronies are especially prone for being  over-dramatic, and (3) TWO BUCKING LETTERS ALL SEASON!!!!!!    Buck that s*it Studio B, that's a bucking ripoff!  So I decided to pay back the favor by giving Studio B the worst hand it could possibly be dealt; I mean, ya'll thought alicorn Twilight in one episode was a bad hand, but THIS!  Oh ho ho, THIS makes alicorn Twilight look like mere child's play! 

Edited June 1, 2013 by Batbrony

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Lol evil monologue

 

 

 

Also, do you know the muffin man?

[Batbrony 16,055]

 

 

Also, do you know the muffin man?

 

All too well, unfortunately... 

 

 

We have a torrid, tumultuous history, he and I.  For years that "man", if he can be called that at all, has plagued me at every turn.  I won't go into details; they're simply too terrifying to recall.  Suffice to say that to this day the mere memory of him is enough to haunt my dreams, or rather nightmares.  Let us never speak of this again, child, for the less you know about... him, the better. 

[Leafeon 2,702]

Why do you like Twilight Sparkle so much?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Why do you like Twilight Sparkle so much?

 

Quite simple really, but I'll let the facts speak for themselves:

 

 

 

 

 

 

DAT FILLY BE CRAZY!!!!!!!!    The first time I laid eyes on good ol' Twi, I just knew I had an especially temperamental little filly on my hooves and just HAD TO TAKE HER UNDER MY WING!!!  As a professional troll, I simply could not pass up the opportunity to drive Ms. Sparkle to the brink of insanity every chance I get.  She's simply the perfect troll-target; incredibly OCD to the point that she freaks if even the slightest thing is amiss, and she also venerates me like a bucking god!!!  If that doesn't scream FUN TIME I don't know what does!   So yeah, she's been a lot of fun to mess around with over the years, and now that she's a princess I'll get to mix things up and try some new things I never have before.  After all, that goody-two-shoes Cadence was starting to teach Twilight how to maintain a calm composure; can't have none of that now, can we?  So I figured giving Twilight a crown and pair of wings (and sending her to some strange new world while I'm at it) would be enough to thoroughly do away with all the progress Ms. Princess of Love has made!  Now I just have to sit back and watch the fruits of my efforts unfold into some delightfully entertaining fodder for my own amusement!  Oh, it's going to be so much fun!!!