Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Because sleep is a time machine to breakfast.

 

When a duck cries do doritoes really fly to Mexico?

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

They do, it's part of the great Dorito migration, that stocks all the stores in Murika.

 

Do you to the you to you you?

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Only when me to me isn't I.

 

Why do people answer questions?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Because answering questions fuels the mother ship.

 

How do you add a reply to this thread?

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

With your mind!

 

Why does the sky noise?

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

To ensure that the pegasus don't rule the sea.

 

If you where mei and I was aye then who would yew be?

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

"That yellow penguin."

 

If people play board games when they are bored, what do they play when they are excited?

[L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213]

Excite games

 

Is rainbow dash a dude?

Edited January 14, 2016 by L1ghtn1ng Flash

[ILikeNightmares 163]

No, she is a guy.

 

Will I die from electricity if I walk on train tracks in boots?

Edited January 15, 2016 by ILikeNightmares

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Not if those boots are made of fish

 

Where can I but fish boots?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

You can buy fish boots in planet Pluto, because Godzilla sells them from there with free tacos.

 

Can I ship one of the Constructicons with P. Cadance?

[Bojo 1,172]

You can't ship anyone/anything with Private Cadance

 

Where can I find the portal to Equestria that appears in the Equestria Girls movies?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

You can find it in the equestrian girls movie.

 

I'm Batnan?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No, you're Bruce Wayne, not Batman.

 

Will Principal Celestia enroll me to her school for tax free and free burritos?

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Only if you buy cheesecake from Vice Principle Luna

 

I wish for infinite cheesecake?

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

First, you have to just put the hay in the apple and eat the candle.

 

Are some candles edible?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Yes, edible but toxic

 

Why is my TV not flat?

[Magic Rasin 180]

It wasn't hammered enough in the elf factory. Looks like you'll have to do it yourself.

 

What are those things that go between your footsies and your bootsies?

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

My backpack???

 

Why does my dog smell?

Edited January 16, 2016 by Summer Breeze

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Because he wanted to feel special.

 

What is a light bulb?

[cider float 2,537]

Your breakfast

 

Where do I get tacos?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Travel to the sun and sacrifice a tuna fish wearing a corset, then the sun will bless you with a rain of tacos the next day. That is where you get tacos.

 

Where's Taco Bell?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

It's right besides Joe's Doughnut shop in Canterlot.

 

Will Dean Cadance enroll me to Crystal Prep without paying tuition?

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Only if you offer her three muffins. 

 

If something is awesome but not radical, what is it if it becomes 20% cooler?

[Stormlight 1,371]

Turtles.

 

Is blinking considered dual eye winking?

Edited January 23, 2016 by Stormlight