Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

the movie? its fecking funny

 

who has teleported bread before

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

God damnit Bobby. Why the hell do you have to get in trouble?

 

What is 1+1-1+89-89-89+89+2-2

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Betty White.

 

Why is my dog singing Katy Perry songs?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

He smoke crack doe.

 

Why does he keep getting shorter?

 

(I'm watching Key & Peele)

[()()()()()()? 72]

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Edited September 5, 2022 by ()()()()()()?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Because: if X = and orange cat, carry the stripes on the cats back and count them..... HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

(I wish this is what scientists were putting their time into, instead of all those dumb jetpacks and hoverboards)

 

 

Why does HL3 not exist yet?

[Galen Selanno 351]

All we know is that it will, in 2015.

 

Where's @Feld0?

Edited August 17, 2014 by TheTechBrony

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Hiding from the ninjas...   

What is my life without your love? 

Edited August 17, 2014 by Fillypino Pride

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

As big as the puddle in my driveway

 

How do I eat a broken glass wrapped rock

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

JUST EAT EET!

 

What is a question?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

An answer

 

What is a turtle with no shell?

[Mr F 1,522]

My dog.

why do school start tomorrow? :c

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Because I forgot to buy a chicken.

 

Why is my laptop?

[Solid 1,327]

b/c Kaz got played like a damn fiddle.

 

 

I can't think of a stupid question so Kaz got one here

Edited August 18, 2014 by Solid Scorpion

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because there is an upper limit to how many fiddles one can carry. I believe it's about 42.

 

Why is this the first question in a while?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

because Ponies

 

why is 42 funny

 

 

because 42 backwards is 24........ if you get the reference

 

Edited September 4, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Because of 4.4.4.4 duh

 

Why does Derpy always derp?

[Literally Snails 2,307]

 

 

 

Is sword for kill or for rug?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

19. In fact, both.

What is the number 19 to you?

[Not_active 732]

It's a strong word to me.

 

Why do scientists say that earth revolves around the sun, when anybody can clearly see that the sun moves from east to west across the sky every single day?? People should stop sitting in front of their computers all day and get outside more.

19 is a strong word to me.

 

Why do scientists say that earth revolves around the sun, when anyone can clearly see that the sun literally moves across the sky from east to west every single day? People should get off their computers and go outside more.

19 is a strong word to me.

 

Why do scientists say that earth revolves around the sun, when anyone can clearly see that the sun literally moves across the sky from east to west every single day? People should get off their computers and go outside more.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Cuz balloons!

 

How low can the homeboy go?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

As long as he wants.

 

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Edited September 7, 2014 by Pvt. Applejack

[Zygen 6,066]

O-o?

 

How do I spin in circles?

[LunaKaiba 30]

Roll on the floor laughing.

 

Why cant i make cupcakes magically appear before me?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because the air that currently occupies the space in front of you prevents the cupcake from appearing there. If you were to replicate your experiment in a vacuum, you might experience different results.

 

How many seconds have I been alive for?

Edited September 8, 2014 by FortyTwo42