Chigens and Kay 3,832 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 This book of magic is just bad! They didn't even run a spell check! Yeah... I got this from Final Fantasy XIII-2 I remember that one, heh. My signature broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_wesley125 393 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because DEC25 = OCT31 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whinny-Millie 28 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. ._. 3 "His face looked beautiful in the sunlight. She couldn't wait to punch it." ~ Empire of Black and Gold (Shadows o/t Apt 1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klopp 2,050 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 My former username; Klopp. Nopony can top that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 My former username; Klopp. Nopony can top that. Goddammit klopp Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashi Takamine 123 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 (edited) Read this on a fanfict: There's three things to marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering. EDIT: I'd add my own puns but their so bad that they made my BFF cry from laughing. They're too punny. Okay that one was just plain wrong even for me. Edited February 10, 2012 by Arashi Takamine 2 Found at Hagaren.org Proud Pega-sis/Brony and writer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffffff 50 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he sais. It was an iron bar! THAT WAS SO PAINFUL TO TYPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 February 10, 2012 Author Share February 10, 2012 The first 6 gym leaders in Pokemon Emerald! Go! Roxanne the Rock type user! Brawly the Fighting type user! Wattson the Electric Type user! Flannery the Fire Type user! Norman the Normal Type user! Winona the Flying Type user! Pokemon! Not even once! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,053 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 Hm, I can't think of any right now, but maybe I'll stumble UPUN one later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 The grave of Karl Marx is just another Communist plot. http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starswirl the Trixie 975 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 (edited) There used to be some good chemistry jokes, but now they argon. Elemental texting: Sodium: hey man u wan get tacos? Potassium: K. how bout that movie after Sodium: Na Edited February 10, 2012 by Starswirl the goateed 4 #SOCKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLinux 380 February 10, 2012 Share February 10, 2012 (edited) said in my computer class during someones RAM presentation, made someone burst out laughing while everyone else had a poker face... it sure is DIMM in here... Edited February 10, 2012 by superponylinux 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 I had a nightmare that I was in Panama during a snowstorm. I was dreaming of a white isthmus. http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 February 11, 2012 Author Share February 11, 2012 "Is Bruno a sadist?" "Beats me." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 There was a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down. 3 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page.Turner 940 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 What did the buffalo say when his son got out of the truck? "Bison!" What did the pirate say when his wooden leg was in the freezer? "Shiver me timbers!" 1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLARE 952 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 I stood up all night thinking of this one.... here goes... This guy http://mlpforums.com/user/101-zoop/ is a ZOOPer moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 3 Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrooveBroove 680 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,053 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 Why shouldn't you take a shower around a Pokemon? Because they'll Pikachu. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrooveBroove 680 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 What did Princess Zelda tell link when he couldn't open the door triforce 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow 1,628 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 (edited) What did the soldier say when he ran out of ammo? I ran out of ammo! Edited February 11, 2012 by Narutardedscum 1 OCs: Flow / Love Bloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keypassion 232 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned. 1 http://www.mlpchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASpark 49 February 11, 2012 Share February 11, 2012 Why did the sand cry? Because the sea weed. Why did the man stop his wife from changing her hair colour? Because she though she would dye. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" 2 goldfish are in a tank. One asks the other: " Do ya know how to drive this thing?" These puns aren't funny, they're painful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,940 February 12, 2012 Author Share February 12, 2012 In Arizona, there is a Restaurant called Alicecooperstown. There you would be able to order the Megadeth Meatloaf. Now I'm telling you, it's a good meatloaf, but I don't reccommend that you eat a lot of Megadeth Meatloafs because you may Wake Up Dead after! Heavy Metal jokes! Here's another. Atheism is a non-prophet organization! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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