RarityForever 29 May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 What'd Rarity say to the Dress? "OMG YES!" It rhymes but whatever Ghostie support meh! Hugs? ~Don't Mess with the Queen~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Regulus 2,769 May 7, 2014 Share May 7, 2014 (edited) This might have been posted already, but I figure it's worth adding. What does Moses do in the morning? Hebrews his coffee. Where does Moses make his coffee? On holy grounds. What did Jesus say when he visited Moses' bathroom? Holy shit! What's long, hard, brown, and sticky? A stick. Why do dogs have a hard life? Because everything is ruff. Edited May 7, 2014 by Regulus 2 Tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Frasier Crane 319 May 8, 2014 Share May 8, 2014 "What did the beaver say to the tree?" "It's been nice GNAWING you!" +~ Liebe ist für alle da ~+ My Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/shikarilukari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 May 10, 2014 Share May 10, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adorkable 2,737 May 10, 2014 Share May 10, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 May 10, 2014 Share May 10, 2014 (edited) These puns are unbearable It's almost as if you guys bearly knew comedy BEARS Edited May 10, 2014 by Dattebayo ^Click for my Deviant Art^ You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aidanbrony 12 May 13, 2014 Share May 13, 2014 A drumset falls down a hill, bud-um bum tssssss... A drumset falls down a hill, bud-um bum tssssss... i AM A SIGNATURE, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical Anarchy 177 May 17, 2014 Share May 17, 2014 Sherlock walks into a bar. John just laughs at him, and walks around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson Cross 7,532 May 18, 2014 Share May 18, 2014 I was trying to write an essay last night when my pencil broke. I looked down and realised that it was pointless. Now with more added tea leaves! My fantastic signature made by Gone Airbourne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErBoi 501 May 18, 2014 Share May 18, 2014 (edited) I, uh, kinda binged on some puns lately. Apologies if any of these have been posted already. When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on. What does Batman get in his drinks? Just ice. What rock group has 4 men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore. I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang but eventually it came back to me. And my personal favourite: What do imitation and a plateau have in common? They're both the highest forms of flattery. Edited May 19, 2014 by ErBoi 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,876 May 18, 2014 Share May 18, 2014 What do religious people fight with? Nunchucks. 1 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystalline Shine 104 May 19, 2014 Share May 19, 2014 (edited) Okay, so a while ago my friend Sami broke her knuckle. And a week or so later she was going in to have a pin placed in the bone to put it back into place. So I bombarded her with knuckle surgery-related puns throughout 8th period, all to her frustration. Examples: seeya toMARROW, sami! Gotta HAND it to me, im doing a pretty good job with these. (And my personal favorite) Hey, you set yourself up for them, I just deliver them. Its a JOINT OPERATION! Oh, and how about a joke I read somewhere a while ago? Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Edited May 19, 2014 by PoisonIvy EVERYTHING NEEDS MORE PINK!! THUNDERLANE IS CUTEST STALLION 10/10 WOULD SNUGGLE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 May 19, 2014 Share May 19, 2014 A while back I did a short presentation on the black market organ trade, entitled "Human Resource Management, Literally!". Naturally I decided to make the presentation humerus. Here are a couple samples(too lazy to type out the full execution, I guess you could say I cut it out): The heart of the issue Killer market Liver die situations Bare bones operations Joint ventures No skin off my nose Scarring experience Things can get hairy It may be difficult to stomach To die for Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baba_booey 4,302 May 25, 2014 Share May 25, 2014 I hate Ocean puns. I don't SEA why they are so funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenron00 366 May 29, 2014 Share May 29, 2014 I'm not gonna Raichu a love song just because you asked Furret! Well, that was rather Onix-pected! That Ho-Ohs me money! Kakuna Rattata, it means no worries! 3 Yo! I'm Shenron00, but you can call me “Shen” if you want! Thanks to WheatleyCore for the sig! BTW, yes, I do realize that's Carnage and not Shenron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 June 4, 2014 Share June 4, 2014 My sister wanted to be a banker, but then she lost interest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanityNotIncluded 335 June 4, 2014 Share June 4, 2014 (edited) It was reining in Equestria. Edited February 21, 2015 by SanityNotIncluded 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.W. 3,619 June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 *Walks in, notices bird poop on my window* Well that's shitty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 June 9, 2014 Share June 9, 2014 *Walks in, notices bird poop on my window* Well that's shitty That joke was crappy I'd make a bread pun, but telling stale jokes goes against the grain; I want the standards to rise, and this is no time to loaf around. Hopefully inspiration begins to flour, though getting baked may help. Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King 5,625 June 15, 2014 Share June 15, 2014 This thread and everyone in it ain't very punny... Goddamn right, you should be scared of me Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 July 4, 2014 Share July 4, 2014 Someone recently asked me "why all the bad puns?", to which I responded "When I was little, there were always dictionaries lying around in the park, so I've been playing on words from an early age". Did you know deer have perfect vision? Hind sight is 20/20. I went out for seafood and dancing and ended up pulling a mussel, now I have to shell out cash for a chiropractor. Sure it seems fishy, but nothing happens without a porpoise. My evil plan to filter out wavelengths shorter than 600 nm succeeded, but it left me in the red. Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katicuss 28 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 I was at work yesterday and the aluminum foil attacked me and sliced open my finger.....one of my coworkers comes over...out of no where and says "Looks like you've been foiled again"....fml 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,876 July 12, 2014 Share July 12, 2014 You could say that the tortoise won the race because his opponent was too hare-ogant. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baba_booey 4,302 July 12, 2014 Share July 12, 2014 It's those MANE line engines! They dither about on the via-ducks and they blame Sir Topham Hatt's workmen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dattebayo 2,850 July 12, 2014 Share July 12, 2014 (edited) What do you call a bear with no teeth? A GUMMY bear! Waka waka! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT IS IT Edited July 12, 2014 by Dattebayo 1 ^Click for my Deviant Art^ You truly are the Rosa Parks of not understanding what r34 is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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