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@, I merged your thread with a much older pun thread. In the future please check before making a new thread to see if one already exists. Thanks!

 

Today I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

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I got an extra hour in the ballpit

 

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Which mushrooms tastes like sh!t?

 

Shiitake mushrooms

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All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention. I believe that someone should become a person like other people.

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I have two 

 

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and asks "Can I have a beer and one for the road?"

 

A man with dyslexia walks into a bra 

 

some of you probably don't get that last one  :confused:

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My username is Edgeworth1001. You can say I'm on the Edge.

 

AJ's favorite meal? Drinking Applejack with Apple Jacks.

 

Twi and Dash slept together. I guess you can say Twilight tasted the Rainbow.


creative but lazy

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What blood type do people prone to spelling errors have? Type O

Someone told me that he had type A blood, but seemed uncertain. Must have been A- because he didn't seem positive.

Someone with high expectations for a blood drive could be described as sanguine.

I feel that making any more blood puns would be in vein.

Would a non-union nurse at a blood drive be a scab?

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Keep flyin'

 

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Donald Trumps the competition.

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"If you've got the smarts and the Guts to take life by the face and shake the Hay out of it, Then you can do anything you set your mind to, Of course there is no guarantee , but it's the thought that counts." - L1ghtn1ng Flash

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